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  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #30 - November 07, 2013, 09:46 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads".
    Whenever the jealous dragons
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #31 - November 07, 2013, 09:52 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads".
    Whenever the jealous dragons saw those

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #32 - November 07, 2013, 09:57 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads".
    Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #33 - November 07, 2013, 10:00 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads".
    Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #34 - November 07, 2013, 10:19 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads".
    Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #35 - November 07, 2013, 10:31 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads".
    Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended.
    In the
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #36 - November 07, 2013, 10:33 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads".
    Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended.
    In the jealous madness

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #37 - November 07, 2013, 10:35 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads".
    Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended.
    In the jealous madness, elven blood
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #38 - November 07, 2013, 10:39 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads".
    Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended.
    In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #39 - November 07, 2013, 10:46 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #40 - November 07, 2013, 11:07 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #41 - November 08, 2013, 07:41 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #42 - November 08, 2013, 08:24 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #43 - November 08, 2013, 08:34 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #44 - November 08, 2013, 08:49 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #45 - November 08, 2013, 08:51 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #46 - November 08, 2013, 08:59 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #47 - November 08, 2013, 09:09 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #48 - November 08, 2013, 09:14 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #49 - November 08, 2013, 09:24 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #50 - November 08, 2013, 09:29 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #51 - November 08, 2013, 09:31 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #52 - November 08, 2013, 09:34 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #53 - November 08, 2013, 09:57 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty,"
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #54 - November 08, 2013, 09:59 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #55 - November 08, 2013, 10:07 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty.", murmured Gandalf as he
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #56 - November 08, 2013, 10:15 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty.", murmured Gandalf as he beckoned Hamza
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #57 - November 08, 2013, 10:18 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #58 - November 08, 2013, 10:24 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #59 - November 08, 2013, 10:26 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcios victim
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