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  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #120 - April 15, 2014, 01:53 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #121 - July 16, 2014, 01:13 AM

    What the hell did I just read?
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #122 - July 16, 2014, 01:27 AM


    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #123 - July 16, 2014, 01:30 AM

    Oh for fuck sake. I read half of the bloody thing again.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #124 - July 16, 2014, 01:31 AM

    ^No one is forcing you to read it  Tongue
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #125 - July 16, 2014, 01:33 AM

    I clearly didn't understand the idea of the thread. Right. I shall carry on...

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #126 - July 16, 2014, 08:06 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and

    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #127 - July 16, 2014, 09:44 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his

    "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
     Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
     Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
     Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God." - Epicurus
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #128 - July 16, 2014, 10:02 AM


    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #129 - July 16, 2014, 01:42 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were

    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #130 - July 16, 2014, 02:21 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #131 - July 16, 2014, 07:14 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was

    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #132 - July 16, 2014, 08:09 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk

    "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
     Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
     Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
     Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God." - Epicurus
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #133 - July 16, 2014, 08:11 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #134 - July 16, 2014, 09:46 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #135 - July 16, 2014, 09:47 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis


    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #136 - July 16, 2014, 10:06 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #137 - July 16, 2014, 10:07 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #138 - July 16, 2014, 10:13 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #139 - July 16, 2014, 10:15 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
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     Reply #140 - July 16, 2014, 10:18 PM

    n a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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     Reply #141 - July 16, 2014, 10:19 PM

    n a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe
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     Reply #142 - July 16, 2014, 10:21 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt
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     Reply #143 - July 16, 2014, 10:22 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork
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     Reply #144 - July 16, 2014, 10:24 PM

    n a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #145 - July 16, 2014, 10:26 PM

    n a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #146 - July 16, 2014, 10:29 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal."
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #147 - July 16, 2014, 10:35 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly,

    أشهد أن لا إله
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     Reply #148 - July 16, 2014, 10:42 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided
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     Reply #149 - July 20, 2014, 07:19 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively  inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

    Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal

    "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
     Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
     Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
     Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God." - Epicurus
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