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  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     OP - October 24, 2013, 09:53 PM

    To be or not to be, that is the equation DA 4/<3 3 4EVA.


    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #1 - October 24, 2013, 09:55 PM

    Oh 3, I will tell you this for free, I might come over smart/clever 9I know) but common sense, methinks both you and I lack it. hence even more important, the questions.

    I have told a few friends, I presume 3 has too.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #2 - October 24, 2013, 10:06 PM

    Sincerely, good luck to both of you.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #3 - October 24, 2013, 10:08 PM

    No questions asbie, at all?

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #4 - October 24, 2013, 10:12 PM


    Isn't there enough drama already? Really.
    I have to make dinner now.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #5 - October 24, 2013, 10:24 PM

    Are you going to make her do the dishes?

    I hear the rains, I see the fire, I feel the flame. It doesn't change the faces I want to blame for the shame I'm feeling.
    But the winds of change will blow again. And we're the lucky ones who travel on towards the sun.

    Can you hear it calling you?
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #6 - October 24, 2013, 10:27 PM

    Thank you, Luthiel. Good point.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #7 - October 24, 2013, 11:05 PM

    What the fuck have I done. Don't smoke and this happens.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #8 - October 24, 2013, 11:05 PM

    I will do the dishes forever.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #9 - October 24, 2013, 11:07 PM

    I told you I had no common sense. This is proof. I will learn it. Fast

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #10 - October 24, 2013, 11:08 PM

    Who said it was going to plain sailing? What do I have to do. All the info is the same as you OP. I live in a small town, in England, no one knows jack

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #11 - October 24, 2013, 11:10 PM

    DA this is another fine mess you got me into. DA this is no time for any humour. 3 should I cancel the flowers/caterers/etc. My deposit will be wasted. think about it. Please.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #12 - October 24, 2013, 11:17 PM

    Is there a superman around who can turn round the earth the other way, need only about two hours worth backwards.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #13 - October 24, 2013, 11:34 PM

    boy meets girl   boy pisses off girl

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #14 - October 24, 2013, 11:36 PM

    If I could turn back time
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsKbwR7WXN4

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • DA 4/<3 3 4EVA
     Reply #15 - October 24, 2013, 11:40 PM

    I apologize - anita baker
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9ZeLzdhUK0

    Why are all my tunes in female vocals?

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #16 - October 25, 2013, 12:30 AM

    If I didn't laugh, I would literally cry. Whichever way, I just can't stay away from this car crash.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #17 - October 25, 2013, 12:34 AM

    I think you ARE the car crash.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #18 - October 25, 2013, 12:39 AM

    You are a good proof-reader. I concur.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #19 - October 25, 2013, 12:40 AM

    Even tho I don't drive

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #20 - October 25, 2013, 12:54 AM

    No idea. Never won one in the first place. I'm 41.

    Danish Never-Moose adopted by the kind people on the CEMB-forum
    Ex-Muslim chat (Unaffliated with CEMB). Safari users: Use "#ex-muslims" as the channel name. CEMB chat thread.
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #21 - October 25, 2013, 01:00 AM

    Thank you Nikolaj, you do not know what this means to me. thanks for your empathy, I know it is there. 41, no girlfriend. I will teach you, tho don't make any annoucments before clearing with head office.

    I will write your lines. I have testimonies. I will provide free for you except my uncle wants two sheep from anywhere but france,. Interested?

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #22 - October 25, 2013, 01:21 AM

    I have been sending you messages for twenty minutes. They might be too long. Check your email.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #23 - October 25, 2013, 01:49 AM

    My apologies to HM, (I am not hi, it went a few hours ago) apparently HM you do not like cartoon network, I would more describe it as Comedy of Errors Lol.

    mees being doing my nut in thinking why is 3 not sending messages, thought so this is what it is going to be like when we argue. the silent treatment, the worse one, for me, I hate silences.

    Anyways, my 'doing my nut' in was not that drastic, see 3 that is the worse you can expect when you have used me and abused me and then thrown me out s>

    I mean, a few pleas, a few wisecracks hiding the desperation, and I thought it was formidable opponents that gave you the panics lol

    well all is well that ends well. But I don't think I am out of the doghouse yet. I will take my punishment like a dog.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #24 - October 25, 2013, 02:12 AM

    You are hilarious.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #25 - October 25, 2013, 02:18 AM

    I will face death laughing and tell the Grim Reaper jokes. It is a funny old world anyway.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #26 - October 25, 2013, 02:20 AM

    Why did you change your user name? What was wrong with DA?

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #27 - October 25, 2013, 02:29 AM

    well all is well that ends well. But I don't think I am out of the doghouse yet. I will take my punishment like a dog.

    The internet's a cruel place to have a meltdown, DA.

    I've always enjoyed the quirkiness of your posts, but now they're just unhinged.

    Step back from the brink. Breathe deeply. You know the drill.
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #28 - October 25, 2013, 02:32 AM

    Oh look! A fan! Get him some tea!

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • How to lose a 'girlfriend'. watch it being done.
     Reply #29 - October 25, 2013, 02:36 AM

    Oh shit - I did say that I would seek your views, you will have to ask luthiel politely if you do not agree with the following

    devilsadvokat - I am tired of fighting 3. Sometimes you have to live up to your name, not one that your parents gave you but one that you gave yourself (if you choose an occupation as your moniker). I decided today enough with the fighting, it is pointless, what does it achieve, of course knowing you 3 may have played a part in it. From listening to beats to love tunes, perhaps the same as my persona.

    I was called free spirit when I joined and thought whilst I write a movie/project I just want to send love songs/poems/songs/get soppy instead of fight argue hurt insult have last word

    like I said I will look for new forum, do their freaking heads in instead, stop annoying the good folks here, I don't know who to join this time - awriters forums, I suppose you could argue in their general section, but wouldn't thewy all be worried to discuss anything writing-wise?

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
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