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 Topic: Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam

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  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     OP - September 28, 2013, 01:01 PM

    Hi All
    kindly suggest your best thoughts,
    thanks...  Smiley
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #1 - September 28, 2013, 01:47 PM

    Have a good long wank

    "The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline toward the religion of solitude."


    "i used to steal my sisters barbies so i could take their clothes off and perv on them" - prince spinoza
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #2 - September 28, 2013, 01:53 PM

    Have a good long wank

    huh! what??   do you mean to say "Walk"  .. are you a bad girl??  lol..

    how are you doing Rendezvous? 

    with best wishes
    yeezevee

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #3 - September 28, 2013, 02:13 PM

    huh! what??   do you mean to say "Walk"  .. are you a bad girl??  lol..

    how are you doing Rendezvous? 

    with best wishes
    yeezevee


    No, I meant wank. You won't lose 40 days worth of prayers or whatever the hell the punishment was anymore.

    "The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline toward the religion of solitude."


    "i used to steal my sisters barbies so i could take their clothes off and perv on them" - prince spinoza
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #4 - September 28, 2013, 02:51 PM

    Have a good long wank


    LOL, that's what a man is doing all the time being a Muslim, am asking about when one has left Islam,
    at least suggest a list of 5 things, you all please... Smiley
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #5 - September 28, 2013, 03:12 PM

    Go for a night out and don't assume that because you see none muslim women not dressed like muslims that they're easy meat and deliberately going out their way to lead you on.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #6 - September 28, 2013, 03:12 PM

    Have a conversation with a woman, and not worry that you are doing something wrong, or worry that something sexual might be misconstrued.

    Feel free to do art that involves living subjects, or become a photographer, and hang that stuff up in your house.

    Shave your beard off, or grow a moustache with your beard. 

    Go to an art gallery, or to the pub, on a Friday when your friends are at the mosque.

    Split the bills with the missus now, since the Islamic duty of paying for everything and letting her keep her money is a moot point.  Grin

    Get a tattoo, then post the photo here.  Preferably a half or full sleeve that also hits your chest or your neck....again, please, post the photo here and message me when you do so I don't miss it.  Phwoar

    Wear shorts above your knees and don't be afraid to show your navel. 

    Wear your trousers past your ankles.


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #7 - September 28, 2013, 03:12 PM

    Lol Berbs I think we posted at the exact same time. Afro

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #8 - September 28, 2013, 03:17 PM

    I know I noticed that lol had to scroll back up to see just how many other posts tried to beat me to the punch.  Grin



    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #9 - September 28, 2013, 03:21 PM

    No, I meant wank. You won't lose 40 days worth of prayers or whatever the hell the punishment was anymore.

     finmad  That is what these infidel schools/colleges/education does to these kids..  finmad

    Ban all those stupid colleges kids are going out of control..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #10 - September 28, 2013, 04:49 PM

    Most ex-Muslims are PISD.

    They suffer from Post-Islam Stress Disorder in that we feel as though we have walked out of one 'reality' and stepped into a whole 'nother reality.

    What to do once the veil has been uncovered?


    1) Stroke a baby pig. Seriously, they're well cute. While you're at it, sniff bacon.  piggy

    2) Bring your pet dog indoors. Those pesky angels or djinns won't bother him anymore.

    3) Admit to yourself that cats creep you out. I know, Muhammad may have liked them. But fuck him. I think cats are creepy as hell.

    4) Order a BigMac or Whopper and eat it. Check out Colonel Saunders and see what all the fuss is about.*

    5) You take your 'The Star Wars' issue 1 comic book (following the original draft of Star Wars upon which the motion picture was based) which has just been released and place THAT higher on the bookshelf than you do the Qur'an.

    6) Walk through town or go to work meeting people of all walks of life and not judging them solely based upon their beliefs and categorising them as those who are potentially going to go to Paradise or are in no doubt of going straight to the Hell Fire.

    7) Smile at a woman knowing that you are not committing zina and even if you do feel attracted to her that it's okay because it's only natural and if you do really like her that much then contact her in a non-Jimmy Saville way and express your feelings. If she declines then let it go and move on, but if she says yes then pursue a relationship based upon mutual trust and honesty.**

    8 ) Not having to be engaged in stupid debates such as which is better: using the 'lota'*** or toilet paper?

    9) Watching the news for informative reasons rather than noting down just how THEY are victimising us Muslims and looking at world events before cross referencing this with your 'Signs Before The Day of Judgement' book written by Ibn Kathir. (Seriously, I used to do that).  finmad

    10) Waking up in the middle of the day, having a cup of tea and some biscuits whilst watching Trisha Goddard before realising 'Oh yeah, it's ramadhan today isn't it?' And you just continue on like it was any other normal day. 

    It's liberating being a non-Muslim.  dance

    *Actually a lot of my Muslim friends still do this.

    **If you're not shy that is. Oh, and make sure she is single.

    ***A lota is a lot like a watering can  except it is smaller, made out of plastic and used to clean your arse. Unless of course, that is what you normally dow ith your watering can


    All the other suggestions have been spot on.

    Barbarella...the first thing I actually did was shave off my beard. And Quod, the gender relations is still a hot topic, Islam doesn't make it any easier for us at all.

    Oh and Rendezvouz, masturbation is okay so long as you have nikah with your right hand.
     

     

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #11 - September 28, 2013, 04:57 PM

    Most ex-Muslims are PISD.

    They suffer from Post-Islam Stress Disorder...

    Nope  jedi is wrong.,  that is "Post Islamic SINNERS disorder"
    and you guys also miss Akika  ...

    The   yummy  party....

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #12 - September 28, 2013, 05:01 PM

    Quote
    ...and you guys also miss Akika


    Teek hai bhai, teek hai ab bas karo....

    11) Not having to force yourself, family members or your precious children witness the ritualistic slaughter of an animal simply to mark the arrival of a new born child into this world.

    Quote
    Nope  jedi is wrong


    Can't it be both?

    Khush?

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #13 - September 28, 2013, 05:05 PM

    Teek hai bhai, teek hai ab bas karo....

    11) Not having to force yourself, family memebrs or your precious children witness the ritualistic slaughter of an animal simply to mark the arrival of a new born child into this world.

    Khush?

     Hmm.. let me correct that

    TWO for male kids..  two.. two animals..
    One for little girls..
    And None for infidel kids finmad   .. but lucky male infidels kids ., they keep their hair and they keep their skin on their little infidel Wieners. Cry..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #14 - September 28, 2013, 09:37 PM

    Eat meat you wouldn’t eat before, and recognise that there is no halal or haram: merely food we like or dislike.
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #15 - September 28, 2013, 09:51 PM

    3) Admit to yourself that cats creep you out. I know, Muhammad may have liked them. But fuck him. I think cats are creepy as hell.

    Cats are totally cool, even if Mohammed did like them. You wouldn't blame a nine year old girl for being liked by Mohammed, so don't blame teh catz. Kthnx. Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #16 - September 28, 2013, 09:54 PM

    9 year old girls don't creep me out. Cats creep me out. That Muhammad liked them is used by some muslims as to why we should keep cats/like them/look after them/or atleast say that they are special.

    Cats are creepy.


    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #17 - September 28, 2013, 10:00 PM

    Some 9 year old girls are creepy.

    Cats are totally cool. cool2

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #18 - September 28, 2013, 10:05 PM

    9 year old girls don't creep me out. Cats creep me out. That Muhammad liked them is used by some muslims as to why we should keep cats/like them/look after them/or atleast say that they are special.

    Cats are creepy.




    Haven't you ever seen The Shining? 

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #19 - September 28, 2013, 10:06 PM

    9 year old girls don't creep me out. Cats creep me out. That Muhammad liked them is used by some muslims as to why we should keep cats/like them/look after them/or atleast say that they are special.

    Cats are creepy.




    Never knew that one.  Cats are treated like dirt in Morocco.

    I rescued some kittens once when I was on holiday there as a kid, heard them crying and found them tangled up in fish netting that was wrapped tightly around their throats.

    Took them home, sat trying to pick the fleas off them for hours (silly I know), anyway my step mum called me inside to do something as the kittens weren't allowed in, so I left them with the neighbourhood kids to watch for a moment.

    Came back out and the kittens were dead having been used as a football by them, for the fucking fun of it.  I got so mad I threw stones at them, split some boys head open (just a bit), and my step mum came out and beat the crap out of me.

    Don't know why I am sharing that Grin  other than to say and show, that in Morocco the kids torture cats and dogs, and the adults don't care.

    No one loves animals over there.  Only useful ones, like donkeys or camels, and even they are just work animals.

    First thing I did on leaving my past behind was get a cat.  001_wub

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #20 - September 28, 2013, 10:25 PM

    Thanks Babarella...

    Now I feel like an arsehole!

     Cry

    You seem like a nice person btw  Smiley

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #21 - September 28, 2013, 10:27 PM

    She does, doesn't she Smiley

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #22 - September 28, 2013, 11:09 PM

    Getting to know her will rectify that impression Tongue.
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #23 - September 28, 2013, 11:10 PM

    She's a flawed masterpiece.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #24 - September 28, 2013, 11:11 PM

    She's not a masterpiece, she's a very naughty girl.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #25 - September 28, 2013, 11:13 PM

    Says the one with the very naughty avatar!  Wink

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #26 - September 28, 2013, 11:14 PM

    Look at Berbs' avatar.   Cheesy

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #27 - September 28, 2013, 11:15 PM

    She's not a masterpiece, she's a very naughty girl.

    The two are not mutually exclusive.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #28 - September 28, 2013, 11:16 PM

    Look at Berbs' avatar.   Cheesy


    Okay then you're both very, very naughty!

    I have no avatar!  Cry

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Gents List of things to do after leaving Islam
     Reply #29 - September 28, 2013, 11:19 PM

    Shave your beard off, or grow a moustache with your beard.

    BTW, question here. Why is it that the "big mosutache with no beard" look seems to be so popular among Muslim men in some countries? If it's supposedly un-Islamic and all.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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