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     Reply #30 - August 29, 2013, 09:10 PM

    This is the longest foreplay session I’ve ever seen! Cheesy Will you two just get on with it already and do each other!
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     Reply #31 - August 29, 2013, 09:36 PM

    Soon. Right now I'm going to finish something and then head on out to the gym. I've been neglecting it, and I need to change that, feel my muscles straining. I'll come back in a few hours, aching and sweating.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #32 - August 29, 2013, 09:37 PM

    Also, I'm doing you remember?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #33 - August 29, 2013, 10:33 PM

    ^^^^^

    Calm down Quod...you know what that kind of talk does to HM. He has a weak heart that one and a dirty mind!

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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     Reply #34 - August 29, 2013, 11:06 PM

     Cheesy
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     Reply #35 - August 30, 2013, 01:00 AM



    Isn't that an ... odd concern at this POINT Jedi.   mysmilie_977
    YOU after all are the one that made this doing public.
     


    Anyhow, you must know Quod well. He seems to be quite enjoying your foreplay.

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
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     Reply #36 - August 30, 2013, 03:42 AM

    Toor is bored of all the bores,
    The little pettifogging bores
    Who do not know and do not see
    Ennui in all its majesty.
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     Reply #37 - August 30, 2013, 01:06 PM

    I leave this thread for a couple of days and it's almost got its own pregnancy stat.  Roll Eyes

    Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
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     Reply #38 - August 30, 2013, 08:42 PM


    Well anyhow David ended up writing a nice rhyme about Toor.
    Now I suppose all there needs to be is forToor to come by and be completely thrilled by the nice rhyme.
    I'm very sure i couldn't have done better. It seems however Toors affection for music should have been mentioned...oh maybe I'm just slow on the uptake. Perhaps that is why it is a rhyme to recall the lyrics of music.

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
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     Reply #39 - September 06, 2013, 01:15 PM

     popcorn
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     Reply #40 - September 10, 2013, 02:47 AM

    I leave this thread for a couple of days and it's almost got its own pregnancy stat.  Roll Eyes


    At least while you were gone the thread nearly got pregnant.


    ----------------------------------------))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))--------------------------------


    While I was gone




    popcorn




    Happymurtard only started eating popcorn. mysmilie_977




    So I'll join him      popcorn

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
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     Reply #41 - September 10, 2013, 09:37 AM

    Toor is bored of all the bores,
    The little pettifogging bores
    Who do not know and do not see
    Ennui in all its majesty.


    I've the uncanny feeling that I've just read my own gravestone. Nicely done, but this leaves me at a disadvantage..

  • Write another member?s profile
     Reply #42 - September 10, 2013, 09:43 AM

    Sadly, it could be mine too.
  • Write another member?s profile
     Reply #43 - November 08, 2013, 03:27 AM

     No replies
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     Reply #44 - November 08, 2013, 03:30 AM

    I'm still doing you. It's a matter of picking which idea.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #45 - November 08, 2013, 03:32 AM

     popcorn
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     Reply #46 - November 08, 2013, 03:38 AM

    Just got to pick one.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #47 - November 24, 2013, 03:46 AM

    So Quod, you're still doing Jedi. After this length of time seems you should be full of ideas.

    Murtad is going to make himself sick on popcorn if you two don't get on with it.

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
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     Reply #48 - November 24, 2013, 04:00 AM

    No, I'm doing happymurtad.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #49 - November 24, 2013, 04:44 AM


    Oh...you've changed partners. Sorry I missed that. Well.. I'd still think you don't want him to eat to much popcorn waiting.

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
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     Reply #50 - November 24, 2013, 04:53 AM

    No, same partner.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #51 - November 24, 2013, 05:25 AM


    Okay, sorry I'll try to keep things organized. Perhaps by the next time I drop in something will have occurred. or maybe not.

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
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     Reply #52 - November 24, 2013, 05:45 AM

     Wink

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #53 - February 02, 2014, 12:55 AM

    I am losing faith in this.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
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     Reply #54 - February 27, 2015, 12:31 AM

    Yeah, it was a decent idea though

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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     Reply #55 - August 19, 2015, 12:12 PM

    Waiting in anticipation. Huh?

    In Kenya waiting is quite a perspiring affair so get on with it  finmad

    Tired of the bull-shit. I write my own doctrines.
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     Reply #56 - August 19, 2015, 01:21 PM

    I really thought this thread would go somewhere.
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     Reply #57 - August 19, 2015, 03:25 PM

    I'm still doing you. It's a matter of picking which idea.


    I'm impressed with the level of thought and patience that is going into this masterpiece Quod.

    Mind if I ask you for an update, in like a decade?

    Hi
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     Reply #58 - August 19, 2015, 03:42 PM

    That should be fine.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #59 - August 19, 2015, 03:51 PM

    Soon. Right now I'm going to finish something and then head on out to the gym. I've been neglecting it, and I need to change that, feel my muscles straining. I'll come back in a few hours, aching and sweating.


    You back yet?

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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