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  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     OP - February 19, 2013, 03:12 AM
    This is it, folks. Surely you will embrace Islam after watching this groundbreaking piece of scholarship 'Richard DORKings helps prove a Qur'anic miracle!'

    [He's done something really clever here. Notice the pun on the name Dawkins? He has changed the name to "dork-ings" [though that should really be "dork-ins", superfluous 'g'] - lol pretty witty guy, up there with Oscar Wilde]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzUHpYzpCPM
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #1 - February 19, 2013, 03:35 AM
    If, as it says in the Quran, Allah has led nonbelievers astray and sealed the hearts of apostates, wouldn't it be shirk to try and convert them to Islam? These Da'wah peddlers are basically spitting in the face of their own imaginary friend.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #2 - February 19, 2013, 03:49 AM
    ^Zing!
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #3 - February 19, 2013, 05:14 AM
    Bang Bang It's Dawah Time has to be one of the worst mottos ever.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #4 - February 19, 2013, 07:34 AM
    The more the know the less you want...
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #5 - February 19, 2013, 10:43 AM
    Quote from: allat on February 19, 2013, 03:35 AM
    If, as it says in the Quran, Allah has led nonbelievers astray and sealed the hearts of apostates, wouldn't it be shirk to try and convert them to Islam? These Da'wah peddlers are basically spitting in the face of their own imaginary friend.


    Brilliant allat, brilliant  Afro
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #6 - February 19, 2013, 02:16 PM
    So how do we refute this guy?

    Does it say that god created everything from water in the koran?

    If you don't refute this I am going back to Islam.






















    not SRS.
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #7 - February 19, 2013, 02:32 PM
    "dude I'm thirsty"

    "hey me too"

    "My cat likes to drink water too"

    "I forgot to water my plant, and it died"

    Hummmmm.......
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #8 - February 19, 2013, 03:42 PM
    Thats it Im converting back!

    Seriously though this guy shouldnt be making videos unless he wants the next generation of converts to all be chavs.
    -------------------
    Believe in yourself
    -------------------
    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
    -------------------
    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #9 - February 19, 2013, 09:56 PM
    That water miracle is too fucking vague. I mean, honestly, the fact that the Qur'aan didn't write something like "oh look, all living beings are made of small cells" or some shit like that noone knew is enough. ALLL the fucking scientific miracles are vague.
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #10 - February 19, 2013, 10:23 PM
    Masha Allah laa quwwata illa billah! How could I possibly have been so blind to this CLEAR and OBVIOUS miracle of Allah subhanahu wa ta’aala? There is absolutely no way that a person who was born and raised in one of the most arid and hostile environments on the planet could possibly have known the importance of water to life!
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #11 - February 19, 2013, 10:50 PM
    The quran actually calls semen water on occasion.

    http://quran.com/86/6

    The word used for where we are created from is ma-in which although sahih international is trying to cover up the actual translation with fluid, it means water.

    All living things made from water/ma-in. There you go!

    Also, does this mean the jinn are made from water? They are living things right? How can beings made from fire also be water?
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #12 - February 19, 2013, 10:54 PM
    Quote from: Pepe on February 19, 2013, 03:42 PM
    Thats it Im converting back!

    Seriously though this guy shouldnt be making videos unless he wants the next generation of converts to all be chavs.


    Exactly what I'm thinking. Theres something about him that really pisses me off.

    But the next generation of Muslims are already chavs. At least in London and probably most other places in the UK where such Muslims are a dime a dozen.
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #13 - February 19, 2013, 10:59 PM
    I just wanna know what the hell goes on inside his brain. I imagine its a continual routine of circus clowns, dancing elephants, and juggling mimes...
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #14 - February 19, 2013, 11:42 PM
    Y'know, in the opening pic for the vid he looks like an archetypal Transylvanian vampire.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #15 - February 19, 2013, 11:46 PM
    I think his brain is just filled up with poor quranic logic:
    Look at the moon, look at the stars, look at the sun. Allah made it all. So Islam is real!
    If the abrahamic god judged himself according to his own moral standards, he'd go to hell.

    He's jealous, full of pride, he created evil, he doesn't heal sick people while he could, he's attacking people who are weaker than him, he follows his own desires and he commits murders all the time.
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #16 - February 19, 2013, 11:52 PM
    Quote from: Lluvia on February 19, 2013, 11:46 PM
    I think his brain is just filled up with poor quranic logic:
    Look at the moon, look at the stars, look at the sun. Allah made it all. So Islam is real!


    Nah, I'm sticking with the clowns...
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #17 - February 19, 2013, 11:59 PM
    Guys guys guys! The QURAN is written using WORDS. Words are read using EYES. HOW DID MUHAMMAD KNOW HUMANS NEED EYES TO READ WORDS? HOW DID THE QURAN KNOW 1400 YEARS AGO THAT HUMANS USE EYES TO SEE THINGS? Therefore, Islam is true. Remember to $ign up for my cour$e$ where I'll teach more of this amazing logic you can use to win over atheists! (Or at least to get your own group of gullible Muslims to give you money)
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #18 - February 20, 2013, 12:09 AM
    Quote
    Guys guys guys! The QURAN is written using WORDS. Words are read using EYES. HOW DID MUHAMMAD KNOW HUMANS NEED EYES TO READ WORDS? HOW DID THE QURAN KNOW 1400 YEARS AGO THAT HUMANS USE EYES TO SEE THINGS? Therefore, Islam is true. Remember to $ign up for my cour$e$ where I'll teach more of this amazing logic you can use to win over atheists! (Or at least to get your own group of gullible Muslims to give you money)


     ermergerd! jawdrop

    Take my money! Please just take ittt worship
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #19 - February 20, 2013, 12:12 AM
    Yebbut why couldn't he do the matrix stuff and just jack it straight into our brainz huh?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #20 - February 20, 2013, 12:14 AM
    He's probably the smartest dumbass in his Muslim echo chamber. Fawning praise and approval from his high-five toadies and dudebros has given him an overinflated sense of his ability to sound smart in the wider world. He's probably the best rapper there too. I laughed at him beaming with pride at his own shitty little rhyme at the start.

    I say laughed, but I meant gloated at his misfortune.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #21 - February 20, 2013, 12:22 AM
    Ishina. Cheesy

    001_wub
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #22 - February 20, 2013, 01:03 AM
    Jibreel had this to say about Dawahman. I thought it was a little harsh, but JB assured me it was completely warranted. I also thought it sounded a little like Surat Ar-Rahman, but JB says that is purely coincidental.

    Surat Dawahman
    1. DawahMaan
    2. He shits in a can
    3. He does not have a plan
    4. His videos should be banned
    5.  He thinks there are miracles in the Qur’an
    7. And he sayeth “Bang Bang” and still thinks he’s so grand
    8. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    9. It is sad to think he’s his own biggest fan
    10. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    11. He doth  peddle his courses like a snake oil sales maaannn
    12. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    13. The kufi he wears is clearly secondhand
    14. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    15. He is as ignorant as an ostrich with his head in the sand
    16. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    17. The logic he doth use is tired and bland
    18. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    19. He degrades Richard Dawkins or at least thinks that he can
    20. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    23. He’s that sleazy grease ball that you really can’t stand
    24. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    25. He’s a certified boob with a mammary gland
    26. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    27. Glory be to the SWT, The original Mac Daddy with the Master Plan







  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #23 - February 20, 2013, 01:14 AM
    Quote from: happymurtad on February 20, 2013, 12:22 AM
    He’s a certified boob with a mammary gland

     Cheesy
    I challenge the naysayers to produce one ayat more glorious than the one quoted above. Go on.
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #24 - February 20, 2013, 01:24 AM
    redriding, no one could ever produce anything like that. Those are the words of our Lord transmitted to our prophet happymurtad (peace be upon him).
    If the abrahamic god judged himself according to his own moral standards, he'd go to hell.

    He's jealous, full of pride, he created evil, he doesn't heal sick people while he could, he's attacking people who are weaker than him, he follows his own desires and he commits murders all the time.
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #25 - February 20, 2013, 01:31 AM
    This guy is a walking talking refutation of intelligent design.
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #26 - February 20, 2013, 01:32 AM
    In their minds these are the guys that are going to lead the godless society of Britain into the utopia of Islam
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #27 - February 20, 2013, 01:37 AM
    @HM I read that with tajweed Cheesy It's awesome Cheesy
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #28 - February 20, 2013, 01:41 AM
    You have done well Jila. I made up a hadith just now that says "For every letter that you read of The Wahhy Project, you will receive one cool point. I don't say that LMNOP is one cool point, but L is a cool point, M is a cool point, N is a cool point, O is a cool point, and P is a cool point. And verily, Suratul High is worth 3/5 of The Wahhy Project."  Afro
  • 'dawah man' releases scholarly video
     Reply #29 - February 20, 2013, 01:43 AM
    ^TDR, throw that on into the Sahih please. Thanks.
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