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  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #150 - March 30, 2013, 02:51 PM

    Surat Ishina

    1.   Say: She is Ishina, the amazing!
    2.   Ishina. Hot like flames a’ blazing
    3.   With a gift for words and perfect phrasing
    4.   And for her, there are countless members crazing
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #151 - April 17, 2013, 12:25 AM

    1.   They ask thee concerning capitalism, say “in it is some harm, and some benefit for mankind”
    2.   But indeed, it is better than most other economic systems ye may find
    3.   Verily, those countries that shun all forms of capitalism, they tend to lag behind
    4.   And verily, they tend to oppress their people with an oppression most unkind
    5.   So if your lord had to choose, unto capitalism would he be most inclined
    6.   Thus do we reveal revelations unto thee, and your lord is never blind
    7.   By the Whos who were heard by Horton
    8.   And by the lines that Ike Turner liked snortin’
    9.    Verily, the Murtad’s celebrity man crush is none other than Edward Norton
    10.   Seeth thou not how Edward used fat to make his soap?
    11.   And in the 25th hour, he went to jail for selling dope?
    12.   Yea, when he got busted, he had given up all hope.
    13.   And in the Painted Veil he died, for with cholera he could not cope
    14.   Yea, if the Murtad could, and after much intoxication, with Edward Norton he might elope
    15.   Say: Listen to the Beatles, or listen to the Stones, whichever ye listen too, they are both classic.
    16.   Thus does your lord enjoin good music, for good music is fantastic.
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #152 - April 17, 2013, 01:15 AM

     Afro Afro

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #153 - April 17, 2013, 02:14 AM

    1.   They ask thee concerning capitalism, say “in it is some harm, and some benefit for mankind”
    2.   But indeed, it is better than most other economic systems ye may find
    3.   Verily, those countries that shun all forms of capitalism, they tend to lag behind
    4.   And verily, they tend to oppress their people with an oppression most unkind
    5.   So if your lord had to choose, unto capitalism would he be most inclined
    6.   Thus do we reveal revelations unto thee, and your lord is never blind
    7.   By the Whos who were heard by Horton
    8.   And by the lines that Ike Turner liked snortin’
    9.    Verily, the Murtad’s celebrity man crush is none other than Edward Norton
    10.   Seeth thou not how Edward used fat to make his soap?
    11.   And in the 25th hour, he went to jail for selling dope?
    12.   Yea, when he got busted, he had given up all hope.
    13.   And in the Painted Veil he died, for with cholera he could not cope
    14.   Yea, if the Murtad could, and after much intoxication, with Edward Norton he might elope
    15.   Say: Listen to the Beatles, or listen to the Stones, whichever ye listen too, they are both classic.
    16.   Thus does your lord enjoin good music, for good music is fantastic.


    Brilliantl Cheesy
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #154 - April 17, 2013, 02:37 AM

    1.   They ask thee concerning capitalism, say “in it is some harm, and some benefit for mankind”
    2.   But indeed, it is better than most other economic systems ye may find
    3.   Verily, those countries that shun all forms of capitalism, they tend to lag behind
    4.   And verily, they tend to oppress their people with an oppression most unkind
    5.   So if your lord had to choose, unto capitalism would he be most inclined
    6.   Thus do we reveal revelations unto thee, and your lord is never blind
    7.   By the Whos who were heard by Horton
    8.   And by the lines that Ike Turner liked snortin’
    9.    Verily, the Murtad’s celebrity man crush is none other than Edward Norton
    10.   Seeth thou not how Edward used fat to make his soap?
    11.   And in the 25th hour, he went to jail for selling dope?
    12.   Yea, when he got busted, he had given up all hope.
    13.   And in the Painted Veil he died, for with cholera he could not cope
    14.   Yea, if the Murtad could, and after much intoxication, with Edward Norton he might elope
    15.   Say: Listen to the Beatles, or listen to the Stones, whichever ye listen too, they are both classic.
    16.   Thus does your lord enjoin good music, for good music is fantastic.


     Cheesy Cheesy   Sad apostate suggestion to you..  you must try to become writer  for a movie project.. Go to Hollywood HM..  write songs

    and stop using "Yea".. use words like   ,,,,,Lam-Mim.,,,, deem doom..  yea sounds like    ....yee....

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #155 - April 17, 2013, 12:09 PM

    You are truly one of a kind, yeez.
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #156 - April 18, 2013, 03:56 PM

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    Verily, the Murtad’s celebrity man crush is none other than Edward Norton


    You just earned so many brownie points with that line, you have no idea. 

    I will gladly take Ed Norton AND his ex girlfriend, Salma Hayek. 

    They are both just so, so fabulous.

    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #157 - April 18, 2013, 03:59 PM

    You just earned so many brownie points with that line, you have no idea. 

    I will gladly take Ed Norton AND his ex girlfriend, Salma Hayek. 
    They are both just so, so fabulous.


    I love you
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #158 - April 18, 2013, 04:12 PM

    Ditto!

    Please consider donating your brain to science when you are gone, you may just save all of humanity!

    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #159 - April 18, 2013, 11:02 PM

    1.   They ask thee concerning capitalism, say “in it is some harm, and some benefit for mankind”
    2.   But indeed, it is better than most other economic systems ye may find
    3.   Verily, those countries that shun all forms of capitalism, they tend to lag behind
    4.   And verily, they tend to oppress their people with an oppression most unkind
    5.   So if your lord had to choose, unto capitalism would he be most inclined
    6.   Thus do we reveal revelations unto thee, and your lord is never blind
    7.   By the Whos who were heard by Horton
    8.   And by the lines that Ike Turner liked snortin’
    9.    Verily, the Murtad’s celebrity man crush is none other than Edward Norton
    10.   Seeth thou not how Edward used fat to make his soap?
    11.   And in the 25th hour, he went to jail for selling dope?
    12.   Yea, when he got busted, he had given up all hope.
    13.   And in the Painted Veil he died, for with cholera he could not cope
    14.   Yea, if the Murtad could, and after much intoxication, with Edward Norton he might elope
    15.   Say: Listen to the Beatles, or listen to the Stones, whichever ye listen too, they are both classic.
    16.   Thus does your lord enjoin good music, for good music is fantastic.



    Verily you are a messenger from the All Mighty and a finder of lost souls. Surely it is true that only one of such divine purity could resist hijacking the thread of another for their own personal indulgence. There is truth in the words you speak when you reveal that those who shun Capitalism are not necessarily rewarded for such rejection. It is obvious that the Beetles and Stones are both classic and can be enjoyed in measure at the listener's discretion. However the form of which the "man crush" took shape was a turn out for the books, rather than cite the usual Statham or Owen cliches a true prophet sees through the excessive masculinity and deep into the finer qualities and subtle gifts of character a celebrity such as Norton posses. Of course it is a prophet's prerogative and privilege to enjoy the the finer and less well recognized "man crushes" one might hold on Norton.
    All this said I cannot and will not simply discard the Prophet Yezevee (pbuh) nor the scripture and thread, I know it will clash with some of Gibreel's more recent revelations but I'm willing to do the logistical acrobats to some how maintain this previous pillar of my faith. Perhaps I can amalgamate what has gone before in to a time line, so I will hold a sequence of Prophets one coming after another, with new and different revelations of varying awe. I've a feeling this practice has been done before some where. I shall also hold the belief that comparing those touched by the divine against one another will be considered the height of bad manners. It will be acknowledged that they all bring their own forms of greatness with entertainment being the founding block of all.
    Many thanks for answering my concerns and apologies for delays in my reply,(at this moment I am still practicing the new faith in secrecy and my presence at the temple of CEMB must not yet be discovered), I will sleep easier tonight in light of your proofs sent to me. Smiley
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #160 - June 26, 2013, 02:37 PM

    The SWT is not letting any revelations get lost this time 'round:

    Surat Restricted Clown

    1. Oh ye Dahir, the restricted.
    2. With ignorance your mind has been afflicted.
    3. And your poor arguments were easily predicted.
    4. And you type like one on crack, addicted.
    5. Can you not understand a word that has been said?
    6. Can no logic penetrate your head?
    7. Or has every brain cell in your cranium died, leaving you completely brain dead?
    8. Nay, if you could only admit that you could be wrong.
    9. And take some time to read, and follow other views along.
    10. You would realize that Allah is as fake as Godzilla and King Kong!
    11. Nay, you insist a god is a must.
    12. And that the concept of hell is just.
    13. But I swear by the sNaik and the Tortoise.
    14. That the universe does not have a purpose.
    15. And that you, oh Dahir, are a clown. You should leave the forum and join a circus.

     
     
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #161 - June 26, 2013, 02:43 PM

     Grin Grin Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #162 - June 26, 2013, 04:27 PM

    The SWT is not letting any revelations get lost this time 'round:

    Surat Restricted Clown

    1. Oh ye Dahir, the restricted.
    2. With ignorance your mind has been afflicted.
    3. And your poor arguments were easily predicted.
    4. And you type like one on crack, addicted.
    5. Can you not understand a word that has been said?
    6. Can no logic penetrate your head?
    7. Or has every brain cell in your cranium died, leaving you completely brain dead?
    8. Nay, if you could only admit that you could be wrong.
    9. And take some time to read, and follow other views along.
    10. You would realize that Allah is as fake as Godzilla and King Kong!
    11. Nay, you insist a god is a must.
    12. And that the concept of hell is just.
    13. But I swear by the sNaik and the Tortoise.
    14. That the universe does not have a purpose.
    15. And that you, oh Dahir, are a clown. You should leave the forum and join a circus.

     
     

     


    TAKBEER!!   


    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #163 - June 27, 2013, 02:16 AM

     clap clap

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #164 - June 27, 2013, 10:24 AM

    '15.   Say: Listen to the Beatles, or listen to the Stones, whichever ye listen too, they are both classic.
    16.   Thus does your lord enjoin good music, for good music is fantastic.'


    This is great! Cheesy
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #165 - June 27, 2013, 01:25 PM

    '15.   Say: Listen to the Beatles, or listen to the Stones, whichever ye listen too, they are both classic.
    16.   Thus does your lord enjoin good music, for good music is fantastic.'


    This is great! Cheesy


     yes It abrogates this verse:

    Quote
    Surah 17: 110 Say, "Call upon Allah or call upon the Most Merciful. Whichever [name] you call - to Him belong the best names." And do not recite [too] loudly in your prayer or [too] quietly but seek between that an [intermediate] way.


    Much better IMO  Smiley
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #166 - June 27, 2013, 03:15 PM

    Jibreel came back from vacation in the Galapagos and revealed this heavy Surah to me this morning.

    Suratul Evolution

    1.   By life as it procreates
    2.   And by the gene as it mutates
    3.   And by nature as it selects, eliminating the weak traits
    4.   Verily, human beings are related to other primates
    5.   And verily, the proof for evolution is beyond all debates
    6.   Oh ye theists! Why dost thou reject the overwhelming evidence?
    7.   And why dost thou believe in creation stories, defying all intelligence?
    8.    Surely, your ancient myths are of no sound relevance!
    9.   Nay, you still choose to disbelieve!
    10.   And to deceive your children with your myths the way that you have been deceived
    11.   Verily, your stubbornness is making Us quite peeved!
    12.   Have you not considered the evolution of the llama and the camel?
    13.   Lo! They adapted to different environments, yet they descended from the same mammal!
    14.   Yea! They share common ancestors, a distant daddy and mamma
    15.   Yet they evolved into different species, one camel and one llama!
    16.   Verily in that are signs for those who avoid drama!
    17.   And in the dinosaurs, the reptiles, and the birds, there is proof for evolution
    18.   So how deluded can you be to persist in your wrong conclusion?
    19.   And behold, some theists say, “We believe in evolution for all species apart from human beings.”
    20.   No proof do they have for such statements, out of their asses they pull such things!
    21.   They follow only the words of ignorant apostles
    22.   While in themselves there are signs, and in DNA and in the fossils!
    23.   Oh ye theists! If you are in doubt about evolution, then go to a museum and see the exhibitions.
    24.   And read books on the subject, and ask experts, thus shall you relieve your inhibitions.
    25.   But if you persist, then produce a fossil of a man 60 cubits tall!
    26.   And call your witnesses from the scientific community, or whoever else you want call!
    27.   But never shall you succeed it, for you have no evidence at all!
    28.   So discard your bullshit arguments, for they truly have no worth
    29.   And accept that evolution explains the diversity of life on Earth
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #167 - July 10, 2013, 02:21 PM

    Surat Rave-adan

    1.   Oh ye Murtads! Eating has been prescribed for you, as it was prescribed for every human being before you, so that you may stay healthy.
    2.   Three well known meals a day! So whosoever among you is hindered from eating—by zealous family or nosy friends—let them sneak food, Yea! Sneak it quietly and stealthy.
    3.   Thus shall ye have patience until you can live independently and wealthy!
    4.   The month of Rave-adan is the month in which the best music is released—enjoyment for mankind with perfect rhythm and beat.
    5.   So whosoever among you witnesses the month should fill it with much alcohol and lots of  food to eat!
    6.    Permitted for you on days of Rave-adan are all drinks, and good food rich and hearty.
    7.   And on its nights shall ye gather together to celebrate and party!
    8.   Your lord knows that you used to deprive yourselves through pointless fasting and prayer.
    9.   So now, enjoy yourselves, put on some beats, and throw your hands up in the air!
    10.   And eat and take shots until ye can no longer distinguish a black thread from a white thread.
    11.   Then sleep off your hangover until all aches have departed from your head.
    12.   And there is no harm upon you if you bring a partner to your bed.
    13.   Verily, the month of Rave-adan is a month of great powers!
    14.   Music and dancing therein is greater than a billion hours!
    15.   Your spirits rise therein at the command of the DJ with every thump
    16.   So make new friends and be happy as the party starts to jump!
    17.   And drink Red Bull with your shots when ye feel yourself start to yawn
    18.   Verily, the parties of Rave-adan shall stay popping until dawn.
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #168 - July 10, 2013, 02:41 PM

     Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #169 - July 10, 2013, 04:52 PM

     Cheesy

    Happymurtad. I want to marry you and have your children! But I reckon the queue must be quite long by now.

    Danish Never-Moose adopted by the kind people on the CEMB-forum
    Ex-Muslim chat (Unaffliated with CEMB). Safari users: Use "#ex-muslims" as the channel name. CEMB chat thread.
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #170 - July 10, 2013, 06:32 PM

    Cheesy

    Happymurtad. I want to marry you and have your children! But I reckon the queue must be quite long by now.

    I wonder how many wives can happymurtad take?
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #171 - July 10, 2013, 06:45 PM

    I wonder how many wives can happymurtad take?


    Especially of the male kind. But I'm willing to convert to the female persuasion! Cheesy

    Danish Never-Moose adopted by the kind people on the CEMB-forum
    Ex-Muslim chat (Unaffliated with CEMB). Safari users: Use "#ex-muslims" as the channel name. CEMB chat thread.
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #172 - July 10, 2013, 07:46 PM

    lol…I’ve had several male proposals on the forum so far. I might need to start considering it. The CEMB ladies are much harder to impress… Cheesy
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #173 - July 10, 2013, 10:29 PM

    Happymurtad, you've managed to convert many (seemingly) straight dudes, to gay dudes. I don't know of any other man with such charisma so bravo.
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #174 - December 05, 2013, 05:56 AM

    This needs to be brought back and continued.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #175 - December 06, 2013, 01:40 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Put7jCHrUKc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Even Dawah man was touched by the divine word. 4:20 is priceless.

    Jibreel had this to say about Dawahman. I thought it was a little harsh, but JB assured me it was completely warranted. I also thought it sounded a little like Surat Ar-Rahman, but JB says that is purely coincidental.

    Surat Dawahman

    1. DawahMaan
    2. He shits in a can
    3. He does not have a plan
    4. His videos should be banned
    5.  He thinks there are miracles in the Qur’an
    7. And he sayeth “Bang Bang” and still thinks he’s so grand
    8. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    9. It is sad to think he’s his own biggest fan
    10. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    11. He doth  peddle his courses like a snake oil sales maaannn
    12. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    13. The kufi he wears is clearly secondhand
    14. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    15. He is as ignorant as an ostrich with his head in the sand
    16. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    17. The logic he doth use is tired and bland
    18. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    19. He degrades Richard Dawkins or at least thinks that he can
    20. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    23. He’s that sleazy grease ball that you really can’t stand
    24. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    25. He’s a certified boob with a mammary gland
    26. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    27. Glory be to the SWT, The original Mac Daddy with the Master Plan









  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #176 - December 06, 2013, 01:48 PM

    What's that thing you use to record things you've posted here? Storm cloud or something? I've decided I want to do my Dawahman song.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #177 - December 06, 2013, 02:02 PM

    Surat Dawahman

    1. DawahMaan
    2. He shits in a can
    3. He does not have a plan
    4. His videos should be banned
    5.  He thinks there are miracles in the Qur’an
    7. And he sayeth “Bang Bang” and still thinks he’s so grand
    8. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    9. It is sad to think he’s his own biggest fan
    10. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    11. He doth  peddle his courses like a snake oil sales maaannn
    12. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    13. The kufi he wears is clearly secondhand
    14. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    15. He is as ignorant as an ostrich with his head in the sand
    16. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    17. The logic he doth use is tired and bland
    18. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    19. He degrades Richard Dawkins or at least thinks that he can
    20. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    23. He’s that sleazy grease ball that you really can’t stand
    24. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    25. He’s a certified boob with a mammary gland
    26. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    27. Glory be to the SWT, The original Mac Daddy with the Master Plan


     Cheesy Cheesy I putting all of the Wahhy Project in to safe folder.,may be some day it could be a book   lol

    Oops it appears Satan is interfering in this Wahhy Project..   this is not right

    Quote
    1. DawahMaan
    ..................
    4. His videos should be banned

    No..no.. No banning...

    and that verse 1) should be
    1.  Ohyee Momin.,   the  DawahMaan  has   Empty brain...




    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #178 - December 07, 2013, 12:47 AM

    What's that thing you use to record things you've posted here? Storm cloud or something? I've decided I want to do my Dawahman song.

    I think you are looking for https://soundcloud.com/

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • The Wahhy Project
     Reply #179 - January 04, 2014, 05:24 PM

    Crap. I just realized that a revelation posted on this thread was cut short from its original. Good thing the SWT promised to preserve the Wahhy. Here is the full surah as it originally appeared:

    1. Oh ye murtad, enjoy life and follow not the ways of those who doubt.
    2. Verily those who post posts early on Saturday morning, they should have known that thou were in thy room knocked out.
    3. And had they waited until thou waketh, it would have been better for them, yea, that is the better route.
    4. And they say, if only he could bring us lottery numbers from his lord, so that we may gain money.
    5. Thus do they mock you, and it really is not that funny.
    6. Verily, those who came before you asked for lottery numbers, so we gave them fake numbers, thus did we play a prank.
    7. For had we given them real numbers, they would have deposited it, and someone could have robbed the bank!
    8. Or maybe they might have gone on a cruise, but what if the cruise ship sank?
    8. So in reality we saved them and they have us to thank.
    9. Thus does your lord change the subject when they try to call your bluff.
    10. So tell Tabula Rasa that she's still cool... Or at least cool enough.
    11. She considers it a favor unto you that she voted for you, say "consider not your voting a favor. Rather, the SWT considers it a favor to you that he lets you read these awesome verses, if you really believe.

    12. So vote ye for happymurtad, and enjoy the revelations he doth receive.
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