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 Topic: Girl turned into lizard story

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  • Girl turned into lizard story
     OP - January 08, 2013, 01:29 PM
    Just google it - youtube it, i wont post a link. What are your thoughts on the story?
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #1 - January 08, 2013, 01:43 PM
    You can't be serious.

    And my comment isn't about the story itself.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #2 - January 08, 2013, 01:47 PM
    We can all make stuff up. In my case, the only thing stopping me is the limited audience for 'desperate believer swallowed by own distended rectum' stories. Popularity is addictive, you see.
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #3 - January 08, 2013, 03:04 PM
    Yeah seriously you can't be fucking serious.

    This might be what the OP is talking about.

    Prepare to laugh at...stupid people  Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdDGAj2A_4
    "People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people Jeremy"  - Superhans
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #4 - January 08, 2013, 03:05 PM
    Your joking right ?
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #5 - January 08, 2013, 03:15 PM
    no its another one. she was also reported to be in a hospital for this.
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #6 - January 08, 2013, 04:00 PM
    I'm going to say 2 words that you should really really take to heart, IAmTheMoonGod. Apply it and understand what the words mean i.e. not self-reference but what this actually means:

    Provide evidence.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #7 - January 08, 2013, 04:06 PM
    If it turned out to be true (lololololol) I wouldn't be worried about the existence of God, but about that of the aliens in V.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #8 - January 08, 2013, 06:58 PM
    Someone get Michael Bay on the phone.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #9 - January 08, 2013, 07:22 PM
    the story is that the girl in india kicked the quran and was immediately turned into a lizard..
    there's another story circling about a women in nigeria who slept with a man and got turned into a python..

    ya think some of these things would happen in canada! come on!! so unfair!

    my tiny jinn footprint is more credible  Smiley

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #10 - January 08, 2013, 07:28 PM
    I farted on the Qur'an once.
    Really.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #11 - January 08, 2013, 07:38 PM
    I have heard many renditions of this story.
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #12 - January 08, 2013, 07:47 PM
    Quote from: Anubis on January 08, 2013, 03:04 PM
    Prepare to laugh at...stupid people  Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdDGAj2A_4




    If you like that you'll love these

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwFo4x6eDkU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOXWgJS-gc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBU1_kCCoaE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTD1ts1Dcts

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-rSGQ3nvPA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2koek3lydAM



  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #13 - January 09, 2013, 04:43 AM
    Will she get better?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYO0joolR0

    Quote from: e-raja on January 08, 2013, 07:47 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2koek3lydAM


    You mean I can go fishing around in a girl's private parts as long as I pretend to find something in it afterwards?

    This is not the kind of thing you should be telling horny teenage boys Shocked
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #14 - January 09, 2013, 08:30 AM
    wouldnt the videos be evidence?
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #15 - January 09, 2013, 09:02 AM
    Quote from: IAmTheMoonGod on January 09, 2013, 08:30 AM
    wouldnt the videos be evidence?


    Nah, it could be fake see. You best step your game up son.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #16 - January 09, 2013, 10:07 AM
    Quote from: IAmTheMoonGod on January 09, 2013, 08:30 AM
    wouldnt the videos be evidence?


    Is Peter Jacksons's Lord of The Rings trilogy evidence for Middle Earth?
    "People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people Jeremy"  - Superhans
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #17 - January 09, 2013, 10:15 AM
    ^ It isn't?!

    Well, that might explain why my order for some lembas never made it :(
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #18 - January 09, 2013, 06:22 PM
    Royal Mail has had problems over the holidays with packages from Middle Earth. Wink
    "People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people Jeremy"  - Superhans
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #19 - January 09, 2013, 09:40 PM
    No hope.. religion is one hell of a drug
    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #20 - January 09, 2013, 09:58 PM
    Even some of the Beatles were on it so it must be some powerful shit :O
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #21 - January 10, 2013, 12:17 PM
    http://www.islamicboard.com/general/1379-lizard-girl-hospital.html

    what about this? this first post. why would a lot people be visiting? and what about the attached image in the post?
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #22 - January 10, 2013, 12:44 PM
    For fuck's sake.

    First of all, that picture doesn't show, even when I tried to save it, and I'm not about to sign up to that website to see a 'shop job anyway.

    Second of all, I scrolled down a bit and saw a guy saying something like "subhanallah, even CNN is talking about it" so I google CNN, India and lizard girl. Nothing concrete shows up except for the link your posted. Oh, and this little gem. I suggest you read it.

    http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2005-03-16/mumbai/27844638_1_patient-rumour-lizard

    Or are you going to tell me that those kafir hindus are covering up proof that Islam is the true religion?
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #23 - January 10, 2013, 12:50 PM
    Quote from: IAmTheMoonGod on January 10, 2013, 12:17 PM
    why would a lot people be visiting? [/b]


    Quick answer: because they are as gullible as you apparently are.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #24 - January 10, 2013, 12:50 PM
    This story should prove to you that people are ignorant, gullible, desperate, and superstitious.
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #25 - January 10, 2013, 12:59 PM
    They've all fallen for a troll job and so have we. OP well done for making us take you seriously.
    "People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people Jeremy"  - Superhans
  • Girl turned into lizard story
     Reply #26 - January 11, 2013, 11:16 AM
    oh Not this again ...............
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