The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
They're being mean, making us wait so long for that. Bastards.
The first one was jolly good fun (although a bit OTT in places). Cate Blanchett is still drop dead gorgeous, but frankly Hugo Weaving, despite being a bloody good actor, kinda looks like an elf who has been living on cigarettes and whiskey for the past few weeks.
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.