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 Topic: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(

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  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     OP - October 24, 2012, 03:34 PM

    Koi hai jo mere dastaan-e-gham sun ne ke liye tayaar hai?

    <mchawking>: there's a 9 inch one coming out next month and I wish I had money
  • Re: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #1 - October 24, 2012, 03:42 PM

    teri naam kya hai
  • Re: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #2 - October 24, 2012, 03:59 PM

    Huzoor Goatse saab kaha hai
  • Re: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #3 - October 24, 2012, 04:19 PM

    .
  • Re: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #4 - October 24, 2012, 04:33 PM

    Haramzadeh...

    <mchawking>: there's a 9 inch one coming out next month and I wish I had money
  • Re: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #5 - October 24, 2012, 04:34 PM

    .
  • Re: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #6 - October 24, 2012, 04:51 PM

    kya huva?

    Belief is the death of intelligence
  • Re: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #7 - October 25, 2012, 02:17 AM

    Koi hai jo mere dastaan-e-gham sun ne ke liye tayaar hai?


    PM me, but don't use the moon language, I am good at English speaking.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #8 - October 25, 2012, 04:21 AM

    ABE YAAR.  thuu koy larki kai chakar mai thoo nahi par gaya ?

    chull dafa kar usko or night club mai jake nachna shorookar  bunny. sara gham chalaa jayega.  

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #9 - October 25, 2012, 07:15 AM

    Lagta hai is ka lan bhee toota hua hai

    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #10 - February 06, 2014, 03:54 PM

    ABE YAAR.  thuu koy larki kai chakar mai thoo nahi par gaya ?

    chull dafa kar usko or night club mai jake nachna shorookar  bunny. sara gham chalaa jayega.  

    Hahah lol

    Yeh ganah un logo ke liye hai


    Jinna de dil da koi hal nahi janda
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSoUqjRLVA
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #11 - July 07, 2015, 12:27 PM

    Dill jab toot jata hai to os ka dukh sirf wohi janta hai lakin mai nai manta kay kisi atheist ka be bhala dill toot sakta hai atheist to bahot strong person hota hai yaar. wo pyar etc pr yakeen e nai rakhta. Choro in sab baton ko. Agr yakeen nai ata to pm kro mai tumain pyaar ki reality btata hun. Sab bahot easy samj jao gay aor life mai kabi tumain dubara dukh nai hoo ga.
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #12 - July 07, 2015, 01:54 PM

    Mere phone ka usb port cover toot gaya hai  Cry
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #13 - July 08, 2015, 06:47 AM

    Allah aap kay mobile phone kay usb port cover ko jannatul firdaus men alaa maqaam ataa farmaye.  Cry
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #14 - July 08, 2015, 12:19 PM

    Namaz-e-zohr k bad tadfeen ki jaegi. Aap sub se guzarish hai k biryani khanay ajaiye ga
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #15 - July 08, 2015, 07:16 PM

    Namaz-e-zohr k bad tadfeen ki jaegi. Aap sub se guzarish hai k biryani khanay ajaiye ga


    Mei ara hu, abi Pakistan ki flight ka booking kardun ga UK sai. Merai liye aur zabardast biryani hawnai chaiyei itnai door aanai kai baad Tongue

    One only acquires wisdom when one sets the heart and mind open to new ideas.

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  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #16 - July 08, 2015, 08:19 PM

    Aap fikar na karen aap k lye special student biryaani mangwai jaegi. Aao to sahi aap Wink
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #17 - July 09, 2015, 04:41 PM

    Mei ara hu, abi Pakistan ki flight ka booking kardun ga UK sai. Merai liye aur zabardast biryani hawnai chaiyei itnai door aanai kai baad Tongue


    کبھی واقعی کراچی آنا ہو تو ملیے گا ضرور.

    An endangered rational thinker in Pakistan.
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #18 - July 09, 2015, 06:16 PM

    کبھی واقعی کراچی آنا ہو تو ملیے گا ضرور.


    Zaroor, bhai saab!  dance

    One only acquires wisdom when one sets the heart and mind open to new ideas.

    Chat: http://client01.chat.mibbit.com/#ex-muslims
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #19 - July 09, 2015, 06:16 PM

    Aap fikar na karen aap k lye special student biryaani mangwai jaegi. Aao to sahi aap Wink


     thnkyu

    One only acquires wisdom when one sets the heart and mind open to new ideas.

    Chat: http://client01.chat.mibbit.com/#ex-muslims
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #20 - December 25, 2016, 05:24 PM

    Koi hai jo mere dastaan-e-gham sun ne ke liye tayaar hai?

  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #21 - December 25, 2016, 06:31 PM

    Saaf daaman pe koi chheent to ati hogi.

    Zindagi ek naya zakhm bana di tumnay

    Apne hathon se mujhe aag laga di tumne

    Jaan e jaan maut nahin sharam to ati hogi

    I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
  • mera dil toot gaya hai ;(
     Reply #22 - December 26, 2016, 11:55 PM

    yeh kiya bakwaas hai - ja kar turkey kow
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