I'm not addicted to either, I've never actually had a sip of alcohol my whole life, it's weird but I can't bring myself to drink alcohol, eat non-Halal meat or pork (though I wouldn't mind porking a few people at university )
I envy you. You have a world of earthly pleasures to explore. Bacon, ham, sausages, beer, whisky (OMMMFG whiskey), sake, shouchu, the crispy bit on a pork roast (OH MY GOD, NO REALLY, YOU WILL FIND GOD IN PORK SCRATCHINGS) and beer. The holy nectar of valhalla, beer. BEER man.
Sorry, had to get that out of the system. Go forth!