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Reply #1100 - December 12, 2012, 04:10 AM
Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide-and-seek. Einstein is it, and starts counting. Pascal runs off and hides, while Newton proceeds to draw a box around himself, one meter on each side.
Einstein finishes counting, turns around, and sees Newton.
"Newton you dolt! You were supposed to hide!"
"I'm not Newton, I'm one Newton per square meter! I'm Pascal!"
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic Church. The pastor says, "Hey, what's a subatomic particle like you doing in a place like this?"
The Boson responds, "You can't have mass without me!"