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 Topic: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics

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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #120 - June 11, 2012, 11:42 PM

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #121 - June 12, 2012, 12:02 AM

    Yeah, Mohammed thought the earth was flat. yes

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #122 - June 12, 2012, 12:07 AM



    Brilliant  Cheesy

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #123 - June 12, 2012, 12:25 AM

    It’s not really. It’s the same principle as a compass pointing North. The prayer travels over the curve of the earth like a line of latitude or longitude. Plus allah doesn’t care if you make a mistake when it comes to the qiblah. That ‘argument’ never affected me back when I believed, and it still doesn’t hold any sway now.

    Yeah, Mohammed thought the earth was flat. yes


    It DOES, however, indicate this Afro.
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #124 - June 12, 2012, 12:29 AM

    What I didn't get is why I was always told qiblah was north east. Living in the US means the direction of the kaaba is never north east. wacko

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #125 - June 12, 2012, 12:49 AM

    ^ What direction is it?

    When I pray, I just approximate. Figure it doesn't matter that much, intentions count. Tongue

    Errr......not that I pray....*oops*

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #126 - June 12, 2012, 01:10 AM


    Kitty!

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #127 - June 12, 2012, 01:33 AM

    Was such a fucking nightmare when praying in public i.e, no masjid near by.

    Personally I always thought it was a very silly rule (alot of muslims aren't so uptight about it lol when out in places where they don't have a prayer compass etc...), but X was pedantic.

    He took us to the zoo once (fucking nightmare from begining to end, him throwing tantrum after tantrum that I ended up walking away at one point as fast as could whilst his back was turned hehehe so fucking worth it Cheesy ) anyways duhr come and he was leading prayer and kept changing his mind, no qiblah is this way or that, meanwhilst my daughter kept trying to run off, and my son was in the pram screaming, and a peacock was standing nearby just staring and people walking past looking at us like we were the exhibit. I'd left Islam by that point but had to pretend and wanted to fucking scream back at him ‘cause he was screaming at me that I was in the wrong position behind him therefore our facing the qibla was being made void by me.

    Moral of the story, don‘t go to the zoo with an arsehole.

    Qiblah is a fucking joke and a fucking pain in the bum if you dont have one of those prayer compasses and are no where near a masjid or masalah.
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #128 - June 12, 2012, 01:35 AM

    Moral of the story, don?t go to the zoo with an arsehole.

    Cheesy

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #129 - June 12, 2012, 02:16 AM

    Qiblah is a fucking joke and a fucking pain in the bum if you dont have one of those prayer compasses and are no where near a masjid or masalah.

    QFT

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #130 - June 12, 2012, 02:45 AM

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ny4Yt0hbBMc/TygciqrGgHI/AAAAAAAAE68/C0Y-r9dN7sE/s1600/stretchmarks.png[/img]]
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #131 - June 12, 2012, 02:47 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwghFN1oRV4&feature=player_embedded
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #132 - June 12, 2012, 07:01 AM

    Yeah, Mohammed thought the earth was flat. yes

    Or he knew about gravity...  Shocked
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #133 - June 12, 2012, 01:01 PM

    .. everyone knows prayers follow the curvature of the earth...  jester
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #134 - June 12, 2012, 05:42 PM

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #135 - June 12, 2012, 05:45 PM

    Wow! Is there a story behind that image Abood?
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #136 - June 12, 2012, 07:09 PM

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #137 - June 12, 2012, 07:17 PM

    I'M YOUR MEDIC??? dance dance dance dance dance

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #138 - June 12, 2012, 07:18 PM

    What I didn't get is why I was always told qiblah was north east. Living in the US means the direction of the kaaba is never north east. wacko


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great-circle_distance

    This was the principle in use.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #139 - June 12, 2012, 07:27 PM

    Oh! I see. Thanks. Tongue

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #140 - June 12, 2012, 07:57 PM

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #141 - June 12, 2012, 11:37 PM


    “Them stretch marks on your hips is just bungie cords bringin' you back when you dip.”
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #142 - June 13, 2012, 01:45 AM

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #143 - June 13, 2012, 02:41 AM

    Oh! I see. Thanks. Tongue


    YW.  Afro

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #144 - June 13, 2012, 08:20 AM






    Yes. That is Mr. Rogers.

    And here's Hitler on a sled:



    and Einstein shirtless:


    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #145 - June 13, 2012, 02:04 PM

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #146 - June 13, 2012, 02:07 PM

    Wow, someone still writes on paper with pens these days?

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #147 - June 13, 2012, 02:31 PM

    that was the interesting part.. lol..


  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #148 - June 13, 2012, 09:37 PM

    ^ Those are cool.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #149 - June 13, 2012, 09:38 PM

    Os is easily amused. yes

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
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