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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #360 - July 11, 2012, 06:45 AM

    Ok no prob.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #361 - July 11, 2012, 10:00 AM

    May I play?


     Terror couch

    Of course!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll probably make the new matrix for Chess tomorrow so you'll be in it. yes Smiley Thanks for joining!!

    Our esteemed leader, Chepea, is currently away and unavailable to grant you access into the tournament. But I’m pretty sure she’ll find a way to include you in the next round when she returns.

    NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!  Kiss

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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #362 - July 11, 2012, 10:01 AM

    Thank u soooo much!! But I can't make moves :/ the pieces are not moving .. Whyyyyy?Huh??

    Hi Faatima!! Smiley Do you want to join the tournament? (No pressure of course.)

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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #363 - July 11, 2012, 10:21 AM

    A tournament?Huh?? Ahahaha nooo waaaayyy ask asbie I am terrible player!!! Only a noob I think that's what you guys call it nowadays!!???
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #364 - July 11, 2012, 10:29 AM

    Come on! It'll be fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  grin12 grin12 grin12 grin12 JOIN USSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    (But not if you don't want to.)

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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #365 - July 11, 2012, 10:32 AM

    Lolz I would really love to but I'm so terrible at it, I will lose on the first round ha ha ha
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #366 - July 11, 2012, 10:34 AM

    No no!! Firstly, losing is no big deal, I'm pretty sure everyone has lost at least once so far. And secondly, you won't be terrible, I'm terrible and I've won through luck, so it's all good yes

    And it's nice having new people!!!

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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #367 - July 11, 2012, 10:45 AM

    ok u have convinced me hehehe, add me on but at ur own risk, i am a busy mom who will need to disappear, running around after my kiddo. Smiley
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #368 - July 11, 2012, 10:46 AM

     dance dance dance dance dance dance

    Yes! Another one joins the cult!!!! Muhahahahaha!

    J/k. Smiley Yeah no worries, loads of people have like families and stuff. Musivore has a kid too!! You and him should talk about kids or something. Tongue Pampers. Diapers. Milk. Stuff like that. Tongue

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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #369 - July 11, 2012, 10:48 AM

    ha ha ha, oh really?? thats sooo freaky!!! i mean cos we alreadty both like radiohead .. oh musivore is a he??!!! Shocked i didnt kno that!!
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #370 - July 11, 2012, 10:49 AM

    Yeah, Musivore is a man. He only flirts with other men though, so no need to worry about harassment Tongue


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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #371 - July 11, 2012, 10:50 AM

    ....I don't know why I said that :/

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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #372 - July 11, 2012, 10:52 AM

    ha ha ha oh god i wasnt even thinking about it, but now that u mention it .. uh oh .. i dont much recent experience with men so i prob wont even know if someone flirts wth me or not .. but i highly doubt anything like that would happen to me becos i am mommy now, and ppl dont just flirt with mommys yano?  lipsrsealed
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #373 - July 11, 2012, 10:53 AM

    Yes I know! Cuz they're mums. I've had long conversations about this. Flirting and mums, I mean. With Os (he's nice, he's a moderator).

    Actually you know in the movie "About a Boy", Hugh Grant flirts with single mothers. But he's just being rude, he just likes single mums cuz they blame themselves or something, so I doubt you'd want him to flirt with you.

    Also, Musivore is married.  lipsrsealed I really shouldn't have brought up that flirting thing...

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #374 - July 11, 2012, 10:57 AM

    i think by sounds of u, u are a girl??! am i right??!! no?? Cheesy - why is this no big smiley? like it should be!!

    lolol yaa i love hugh grant !! i lovee alot of ''Hughs'' eheheh like Hugh Laurie Tongue trust me no one gonna be flirtin with me, im not much of a looker either hahaa .. Chepea - is it pornounced chepee or chepeaah ??
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #375 - July 11, 2012, 11:00 AM

    I love Hugh Grant's movies cuz he's so funny. About a Boy is one of my favourites.

    I'm a girl. grin12 Like you!!!!!

    Umm...I made the word up. In my head it's 'chepee' (hehe pee) but I don't really care how people say it. Tongue

    AND OMG DON'T YOU LOVE THE SMILEYS ON THIS SITE!! The only one I have a problem with is: Cheesy Cuz it's too emphatic.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #376 - July 11, 2012, 11:16 AM

    ahahah ditto!! yupp the smiley collection on this site absolutely awessssooommmee!!!
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #377 - July 11, 2012, 11:43 AM

    Hey Cheps, welcome back, the place honestly hasn’t been the same without you. You are back from Pakistan/Saudi (sorry, I didn’t catch where you were going)? Or have you just found an internet place?

    It didn’t take you and Fatima long to find each other did it? I did think of you when Fatima came along – she seems to have the same bubbly personality as you, and a very similar fast response rate when posting (which is fairly unusual around here). I did think that you two’d get on really well.

    Yeah, ppl who know me well will tell you that I am just about the biggest flirter out there when I get going. Plus, I have this frequent need to compliment ppl (as ALM warned you), so even that is often misconstrued as flirting. But I’m trying to rein that in now (especially with females) because I no longer want to come across as being a creep. Lads are fair play though – I love how they never understand how seriously to take my advances  Wink

    And Faatima: Trust me, if I was to flirt with you, you’d know. Its like being hit by a bus.

    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #378 - July 11, 2012, 12:00 PM

    I felt the same vibe from you too chepee - seeing as that is how u want it pornounced i will type it like that too - Tongue ehehe and thank u for the compliment musivore Smiley shall i take count of how many i will recieve from u? Tongue eheehe .. Cheesy oh god i have never seen someone admit to being a flirter ahaha so many new expereinces here already and its not even been a day yet. Shocked  ... being hit like a bus? well thats a very big similie, are you sure? i am very slow and dim and i dont really like road accident jokes .. u can imagine why, i hopefully wont have to explain that.  lipsrsealed ............ anywaaaaaaaay when are we moving forward with this much dreaded tournament? Im telling u guys i am really bad at it, i can barely concentrate as i have to keep one eye off the screen at all times .. which reminds me musivore, chepee told me u have a kid too, aww bless!! how old is ur kid? Smiley
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #379 - July 11, 2012, 12:30 PM

    He’s a few months away from being 3. He’s an absolute joy. They really do get cuter and cuter. It’s wonderful seeing their personalities start coming through (your girl will be talking and walking can causing trouble right now, right?). My favourite thing right now is that he keeps going to his mum and saying, ‘Me and dada going to supermarket to buy new mummy. Throw this mummy in the bin.’ I love that so much  dance and have to force myself not to laugh every time because he needs to learn to be a bit nicer to his mum… Plus he has exquisite taste. On our holiday to Portugal recently, he’d constantly stop the prettiest, hottest of bikini-clad women on the beach and say, ‘Mummy?’ to them, all the time staring up at them with his adorable brown eyes, and with the cutest of smiles. I’d be stood next to him, thinking, ‘if only….’

    How’s your girl? Do you think she’s gonna end up as nice and as well grounded as her mother? And with the same wonderful taste in music? [that’s 2,3 & 4 for you there, in case you’re still counting]

    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #380 - July 11, 2012, 01:04 PM

    awww bless that is really cute and adorable ahahaha Cheesy

    yea my girl is crawling into things and making life hard for me with np lolz .. she walks with support, but being quite chubby and angelic she gets things without much moviement surprisingly lolz .. awww holidays are much needed!! i cant wait to go on one .. probz be next when my girl is around 3 and able to travel .. awww thanks!! aahahhahah u really do live up to ur name dont ya?! im guessing ur name shoulda been musicvore instead? was it a silly typo like i do all the timE? loolz
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #381 - July 11, 2012, 01:35 PM


    Hey, I’ve been on this forum, with this name for nearly two years now: and you’re the first one to have noticed that in my name…I originally did choose musicvore, but felt that musivore has a better ring to it (although I kinda regret that now, cause no one [apart from you] gets my name).

    Yeah, we waited till our son was old enough and not too naughty. Plus we’ve had a rough few years, and I won’t bore you just yet with the details; but now was the time to venture out and show our son that there are less miserable places in the world. And he just loved every minute of it.

    You daughter sounds cute – I do like chubby kids  Smiley

    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #382 - July 11, 2012, 05:42 PM

     wacko Roll Eyes

    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #383 - July 11, 2012, 07:09 PM

    Hey Cheps, welcome back, the place honestly hasn’t been the same without you. You are back from Pakistan/Saudi (sorry, I didn’t catch where you were going)? Or have you just found an internet place?

    It didn’t take you and Fatima long to find each other did it? I did think of you when Fatima came along – she seems to have the same bubbly personality as you, and a very similar fast response rate when posting (which is fairly unusual around here). I did think that you two’d get on really well.

    Yeah, ppl who know me well will tell you that I am just about the biggest flirter out there when I get going. Plus, I have this frequent need to compliment ppl (as ALM warned you), so even that is often misconstrued as flirting. But I’m trying to rein that in now (especially with females) because I no longer want to come across as being a creep. Lads are fair play though – I love how they never understand how seriously to take my advances  Wink

    Cheesy Cheesy Thanks! Smiley Smiley

    Edit: And I'm back from the places you listed. Smiley Our vacation was cut short by my brother's university stuff. Smiley

    So I'm guessing Faatima isn't playing? Just to be sure... :/ Whatevs.

    ALSO:

    ‘Me and dada going to supermarket to buy new mummy. Throw this mummy in the bin.’ I love that so much  dance

    That's HILARIOUS!!!!!! Although it might hurt your wife's feelings a bit. Tongue Mums are obsessed with kids' opinions of them I think. At least, my mum is. Tongue

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #384 - July 11, 2012, 09:14 PM

    All right folks!!!!! I've just gone through the old matches and here is where everybody stands (going alphabetically):

    Asbie:
    2 Wins
    1 Loss (vs me, HA HA! Tongue)
    1 Draw
    1 match not played (vs. Sprout, therefore I am forgiving)

    Chepea:
    2 Wins
    3 Losses ( mysmilie_977)
    0 Draws, 0 matches not played

    Clubs:
    2 Wins
    1 Loss
    0 Draws
    2 matches not played (Angry )

    Kodanshi:
    1 Win
    1 Loss
    1 Draw
    2 matches not played

    Musivore:
    1 Win
    0 Losses, 0 Draws
    1 match not played

    Sprout (no longer playing):
    2 Losses
    1 match not played

    Zoobs:
    2 Wins
    2 Losses
    0 Draws
    1 match not played

    Matches that have not been played (challenger is listed SECOND):

    Clubs vs Zooby
    Asbie vs Sprout (I think I'm gonna have you redo this match with Musivore, if that's okay. Where he'd be the challenger.)
    Clubs vs Kodanshi
    Kodanshi vs Musivore

    ^ If you guys could possibly make up those matches before the tourney finishes, that'd be great and much appreciated. yes

    Also, we're gonna be going by a point system, except that's gonna put Musivore at a disadvantage...so not really sure about that. Tongue Anyways, only Zoobs and I know how the point system works. So if you want to bug someone about it, bug him. Tongue

    Yay!!!!!!!!!

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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #385 - July 11, 2012, 09:18 PM

    Also, in case anyone wants a detailed analysis:

    Quote
    Round 1:
    Winners:
    Chepea
    Clubs
    Zooby
    Losers:
    Asbie
    Sprout
    Kodanshi

    Round 2:
    Draws:
    Asbie/Kodanshi
    Winners:
    Chepea
    Losers:
    Sprout
    Not played:
    Clubs vs Zooby (Challenger: Zooby)

    Round 3:
    Winners:
    Zooby
    Losers:
    Chepea
    Not played:
    Asbie vs Sprout (Challenger: Sprout) b/c Sprout left
    Clubs vs Kodanshi (Challenger: Kodanshi)

    Round 4:
    Winners:
    Asbie
    Musivore
    Kodanshi
    Losers:
    Clubs
    Zoobs
    Chepea

    Round 5:
    Winners:
    Clubs
    asbie
    Losers:
    Chepea
    Zooby
    Not played:
    Kodanshi vs Musivore (Challenger: Musivore)

    ^ I don't know how to make that a spoiler box, otherwise I would....

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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #386 - July 11, 2012, 09:32 PM

    I forgot how the points system works. Bug Chepea.  Cheesy
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #387 - July 11, 2012, 09:33 PM


    Also, we're gonna be going by a point system, except that's gonna put Musivore at a disadvantage...so not really sure about that. Tongue


    Hey, I was born disadvantaged. And it wouldn't feel right to have things any other way. So, the points system is ok with me  Smiley

    Hi
  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #388 - July 11, 2012, 09:34 PM

    I forgot how the points system works. Bug Chepea.  Cheesy

    I've kinda forgotten too. Tongue I was gonna go  check my old PMs. Grin

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  • Re: The Chess Thread
     Reply #389 - July 11, 2012, 09:34 PM

    Hey, I was born disadvantaged. And it wouldn't feel right to have things any other way. So, the points system is ok with me  Smiley

    Sorry, are you disabled? :/ I didn't mean to make fun of disabled people.

    And I dunno....seems weird. We'll figure it out! grin12 It's not like it matters anyway. No matter what, I'M gonna win. Cool Why? Cuz I'm the one counting. Muhahahaha!

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