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 Topic: CEMB Greatest Jokes

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  • CEMB Greatest Jokes
     OP - May 10, 2012, 09:04 AM

    I have been thinking of opening this thread for awhile but i keep putting it off until now. They are many posts that makes me laugh my guts out. Im going to start with one though not one of the best but thats the one i can think of at this moment, im sure they are great ones to post, so begin.


    Q's take on American foreign policy
    It's all about what you can do for us, not what we can do for you. We got the big imperial dick and we fuck people with it every single fuckin day.



    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: CEMB Greatest Jokes
     Reply #1 - May 13, 2012, 10:02 PM

    Yeah it's whetting my appetite already. Side ways pass, side ways pass, side ways pass, back to defence, side ways pass, side ways pass, Messi runs with it, side ways pass, side ways pass, Ramos tries to karate kick Sanchez and misses, Sanchez fakes cardiac arrest, whole Barcelona team surround the ref waving imaginary cards, handbags ensues, Alves blasts the free kick to Berlin as he always does, and makes that face that says 'so close!', as he always does. Pepe gets sent off for being a nob his whole life, Mourinho cries UEFA conspiracy, Fabregas waffles about anti-football in mid-flight of his latest dive, Pique goes to play centre forward, Iniesta kicks the ball in the general direction of the goal from 20 yards, scores and the whole world still exclaim how Barcelona never compromise their 'ethos'.

    Thanks but no thanks.



    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
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