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  • Word filter
     OP - April 25, 2012, 06:56 AM

    May I suggest a word filter? Not to screen out profanity, but rather to change British English spellings of words to American English spellings of words. For example if one were to type the horrendous "colour," when posted it would read the much more pleasant "color." I believe this would make the forum look a lot nicer.

    fuck you
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #1 - April 25, 2012, 07:04 AM

    Or even better, maybe we can get a member filter that changes Americans into something better, even if it's a French person they get changed too.  That would also make the forum look a whole lot nicer.   parrot

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #2 - April 25, 2012, 07:05 AM

    For the lulz whistling2
    COLOUR HARBOUR HONOUR FLAVOUR FAVOUR FERVOUR PARLOUR NEIGHBOUR RUMOUR HUMOUR LABOUR THEATRE METRE LITRE CALIBRE

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #3 - April 25, 2012, 10:33 AM

    LOL at the cheek of it!  Grin

    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #4 - April 25, 2012, 10:38 AM

    I actually spell like that. I have since I was a kid. Shocked

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #5 - April 25, 2012, 01:04 PM

    For the lulz whistling2
    COLOUR HARBOUR HONOUR FLAVOUR FAVOUR FERVOUR PARLOUR NEIGHBOUR RUMOUR HUMOUR LABOUR THEATRE METRE LITRE CALIBRE

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    If this word filter thing happens, let's make all references to the English be changed to "limeys".

    So I guess this would be the Council of Ex-Muslims of Limeyland.

    Cheesy Love that word.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #6 - April 25, 2012, 01:34 PM

    May I suggest a word filter? Not to screen out profanity, but rather to change British English spellings of words to American English spellings of words. For example if one were to type the horrendous "colour," when posted it would read the much more pleasant "color." I believe this would make the forum look a lot nicer.


     Cheesy  actually, i interchange british spelling with American spelling all the time.

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #7 - April 25, 2012, 02:20 PM

    Canadian Tire?

    Get some sleep.
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #8 - April 25, 2012, 02:27 PM

    ^ Yeah, I've always wondered why it's "tire" and not "tyre". :S

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #9 - April 25, 2012, 04:29 PM

    I like the member filter idea. piggy

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #10 - April 25, 2012, 04:44 PM

    Cheesy  actually, i interchange british spelling with American spelling all the time.


    Me too  grin12
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #11 - April 25, 2012, 05:08 PM

    I do not favour this course of action, Qew-Man.

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #12 - April 25, 2012, 05:29 PM

    Whenever someone refer to his/her mum, I get a feeling that he/she ran over his/her mom with a car, and flattened her completely and now calls her mum.

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  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #13 - April 25, 2012, 05:35 PM

    Whenever someone refer to his/her mum, I get a feeling that he/she ran over his/her mom with a car, and flattened her completely and now calls her mum.

    Hmm How is your BMW muddy?? and how do you call your  Mother"??

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    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #14 - April 25, 2012, 05:37 PM

    I never had bmw and I call her ammi.. But if I write in English, I always write mom..

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  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #15 - April 25, 2012, 05:44 PM

    "Mom" isn't English. Its a bastardisation of the language by colonial subjects.

    @ Yeez

    What do you call your mum? And is it ok if I call you chacha Yeez?
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #16 - April 25, 2012, 07:48 PM

    Whenever someone refer to his/her mum, I get a feeling that he/she ran over his/her mom with a car, and flattened her completely and now calls her mum.


    LOL what?

    Whenever I see the word "Mom", I imagine some annoying bratty American kid saying, "Mawwwwm!!"

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #17 - April 26, 2012, 10:11 PM

    I reckon we should just ban all Yanks and be done with it. yes

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #18 - April 26, 2012, 10:15 PM

     Cry

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #19 - April 26, 2012, 10:16 PM

    We can make you an honorary Australian. Smiley

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #20 - April 26, 2012, 10:16 PM

    OMGOMGOMGOMG PLZ? dance

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #21 - April 26, 2012, 10:19 PM

    Yokay. To be indoctrinated inducted you have to scull a Darwin stubby and recite the following:



    dole bludger to as cunning as a no-hoper. As stands out like bull bar heaps mad as a gobsmacked. You little ripper pretty spiffy flamin stands out like a flake. Get a dog up ya squizz as dry as a flick. Get a dog up ya moolah when she'll be right oldies. As cross as a coldie no worries gutful of mate. Come a ambo piece of piss lets throw a bottle-o.

    Lets throw a cut snake with donger. It'll be slabs to she'll be right esky. Grab us a sunnies mate come a dickhead. She'll be right no dramas my lets get some billabong. He hasn't got a blowie flamin pig's arse. Lets get some clucky with come a bored sh*tless. As stands out like hottie piece of piss gutful of troppo. As busy as a rort heaps she'll be right roo.

    Stands out like a plonk bloody he hasn't got a bastard. As busy as a slabs piece of piss shazza got us some boardies. Lets throw a lurk how as cunning as a schooner. As busy as a flake to it'll be strewth. As cunning as a khe sanh piece of piss gutful of vee dub. We're going doovalacky when we're going good oil. Grab us a rack off where as cunning as a dunny. As cunning as a ute no dramas come a ocker.

    As cross as a avos gutful of holy dooley!. Get a dog up ya not my bowl of rice heaps we're going muster. As busy as a cook also he's got a massive bottle-o. As busy as a strewth to he's got a massive ratbag. Mad as a beauty my she'll be right bonzer. Lets throw a greenie when shazza got us some lizard drinking. Stands out like a porky to grab us a bogged. Flat out like a spit the dummy to built like a postie. We're going daks no worries you little ripper lurk.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #22 - April 26, 2012, 10:23 PM

    *logs into soundcloud*

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #23 - April 26, 2012, 10:25 PM

    If Solara gets kick-ass Aussie privileges, so do I!  Angry

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #24 - April 26, 2012, 10:27 PM

    Well the two main privileges are that you get to have a huge beer gut and eat terrible pies.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #25 - April 26, 2012, 10:30 PM

    Sound's good too me. Grin








    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #26 - April 26, 2012, 10:32 PM

    dole bludger to as cunning as a no-hoper. As stands out like bull bar heaps mad as a gobsmacked. You little ripper pretty spiffy flamin stands out like a flake. Get a dog up ya squizz as dry as a flick. Get a dog up ya moolah when she'll be right oldies. As cross as a coldie no worries gutful of mate. Come a ambo piece of piss lets throw a bottle-o.

    Lets throw a cut snake with donger. It'll be slabs to she'll be right esky. Grab us a sunnies mate come a dickhead. She'll be right no dramas my lets get some billabong. He hasn't got a blowie flamin pig's arse. Lets get some clucky with come a bored sh*tless. As stands out like hottie piece of piss gutful of troppo. As busy as a rort heaps she'll be right roo.

    Stands out like a plonk bloody he hasn't got a bastard. As busy as a slabs piece of piss shazza got us some boardies. Lets throw a lurk how as cunning as a schooner. As busy as a flake to it'll be strewth. As cunning as a khe sanh piece of piss gutful of vee dub. We're going doovalacky when we're going good oil. Grab us a rack off where as cunning as a dunny. As cunning as a ute no dramas come a ocker.

    As cross as a avos gutful of holy dooley!. Get a dog up ya not my bowl of rice heaps we're going muster. As busy as a cook also he's got a massive bottle-o. As busy as a strewth to he's got a massive ratbag. Mad as a beauty my she'll be right bonzer. Lets throw a greenie when shazza got us some lizard drinking. Stands out like a porky to grab us a bogged. Flat out like a spit the dummy to built like a postie. We're going daks no worries you little ripper lurk.

    Bogan ipsum?

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #27 - April 26, 2012, 10:34 PM

    Ace! Where do I sign up? dance

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #28 - April 26, 2012, 10:37 PM

    Bogan ipsum?

    Grin Yep.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Word filter
     Reply #29 - April 26, 2012, 10:46 PM

     cool2

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
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