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Topic: I converted back to Islam, bye CEMB!

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I converted back to Islam, bye CEMB!
OP - April 01, 2012, 04:19 AM

I finally converted back to Islam about a week ago, and it's going good. Praying 5 times a day, doing Dhikr and going to Jummah has really made me feel a lot better than being an Atheist. In some more days I'll be married to a Muslimah from the Masjid Matrimonial program Insh'Allah. Being atheist gives us no purpose in life and it's also depressing. Please guys, come back to the one true religion. La Ilaha Illallah!
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Reply #1 - April 01, 2012, 04:33 AM

Happy april 1st to you too. Dhikr is the best.

I'm with the hat and a stick in the vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV_pJGDlTGs

"That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
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Reply #2 - April 01, 2012, 04:46 AM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
you two, especially alm, I'm dying here, April fool is too far a concepts to me, don't do it again for godzillah sake you're giving me a heart attack.

eh.. ehhh ... is this true or false, I can't watch tubes people, gimme confirmation ...
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Reply #3 - April 01, 2012, 04:58 AM

i was gonna do the exact same prank but then realized it's too obvious.
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Reply #4 - April 01, 2012, 04:59 AM

I looked at the post and wuz like WTF until i realized it's April 1st

In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
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Reply #5 - April 01, 2012, 05:02 AM

no abood I'm shivering here, I give something important to alm, no jokes here please...
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Reply #6 - April 01, 2012, 05:06 AM

if nobody tell me the truth I'm gonna jump out of my window head first here......
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Reply #7 - April 01, 2012, 05:18 AM

don't jump brother - it's shaytan whispering in your ear to self-defenestrate

"That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
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Reply #8 - April 01, 2012, 05:19 AM

Of course I was kidding, I'm too young to be the guy with the stick, I'm with the hat!

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Reply #9 - April 01, 2012, 05:24 AM

goodbye cruel world ......

ehh..so you're April fooling me then alm, that's a relieved.
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Reply #10 - April 01, 2012, 08:21 AM

Quote from: Abood on April 01, 2012, 04:58 AM
i was gonna do the exact same prank but then realized it's too obvious.

So obvious that for a split second I thought it was real, saw that it was TMP, figured he'd had enough of all the anal sex jokes, and only then realised the date LMAO

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Reply #11 - April 01, 2012, 08:21 AM

Just so you know abood, had you been the thread starter I would have known it was a joke before I clicked the thread.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Reply #12 - April 01, 2012, 08:43 AM

I really don't know people here very well,
but Alex Lam Meem, my pm serious though,I don't want to use "jump out of window head first" jokes again.
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Reply #13 - April 01, 2012, 08:54 AM

Happy hillaria day.

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What apple stores are like.....

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Reply #14 - April 01, 2012, 09:14 AM

I fell for it, damn
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Reply #15 - April 01, 2012, 10:17 AM

So did I.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Reply #16 - April 01, 2012, 10:24 AM

Me too. Hook, line and sinker still stuck in my gullet.
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Reply #17 - April 01, 2012, 11:21 AM

Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on April 01, 2012, 04:33 AM
Happy april 1st to you too. Dhikr is the best.

I'm with the hat and a stick in the vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV_pJGDlTGs

Wonder what they would say if I told them their "singer" sounds like
a jewish cantor? LMAO!!!

ALM... naw, you are the guy at 00:35 running circles around everyone
else

how do you find this shit! LOL!!!

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Reply #18 - April 01, 2012, 12:01 PM

You would think we could be a little more creative on this forum, but no every april fool's day brings the same joke
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Reply #19 - April 02, 2012, 12:25 AM

Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on April 01, 2012, 11:21 AM

Wonder what they would say if I told them their "singer" sounds like
a jewish cantor? LMAO!!!

ALM... naw, you are the guy at 00:35 running circles around everyone
else

how do you find this shit! LOL!!!

So shall I also pretend that I don't know what you look like?

"That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
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Reply #20 - April 02, 2012, 12:28 AM

Religion (those that claim to have had contact with some divine being) is the biggest April fool in history!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBUc_kATGgg
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Reply #21 - April 02, 2012, 03:24 AM

Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on April 02, 2012, 12:25 AM
So shall I also pretend that I don't know what you look like?

lol... I will be the guy in the white coat, hows that? LOLOL!
or maybe one of the back up singers?

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Reply #22 - April 02, 2012, 03:30 AM

Quote from: BerberElla on April 01, 2012, 08:21 AM
Just so you know abood, had you been the thread starter I would have known it was a joke before I clicked the thread.

no kidding, my fellow deviant.
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