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 Topic: Male Relationships and Sex Thread

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  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #60 - April 02, 2012, 12:08 AM

    You want a story? I will fucking tell you a story about not crying myself to sleep because I know it's best I don't put myself into this shit in the first place since my paranoia protects me fine.


    BAM! I can feel the raw emotions there

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #61 - April 02, 2012, 12:15 AM

    poignant to say the least... eye opener actually..


    ty
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #62 - April 02, 2012, 12:17 AM

    Who ever said women are judgmental?

    fuck you
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #63 - April 02, 2012, 12:18 AM

    Men are the weaker of the sexes, they spend their hard earned money and precious time to court women in order to fulfill their sexual desires and when they reached the peak of mount organism they forget what initially attracted them to the 'conquest', once they've sobered up!  
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #64 - April 02, 2012, 12:20 AM

    -

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #65 - April 02, 2012, 12:22 AM

    deleted

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #66 - April 02, 2012, 12:24 AM

    Alls I know is that women don't masturbate and men don't cry. Cool

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #67 - April 02, 2012, 12:28 AM

    I wonder if relationships would be better if during the initial phase we did not pretend to be better than we really are thus creating some unrealistic expectations for the future? Should every guy tell on the first date about his severe addiction to porn and should every girl confess what a crazy bitch she is who will throw your shit through the window and will attempt to jump out of a moving vehicle (I think it was 60 mph)? I don't know...

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #68 - April 02, 2012, 12:31 AM

    Yeah, but we're afraid of rejection, insecure etc etc Tongue We are having to compete with one another

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #69 - April 02, 2012, 12:39 AM

    I've cried.  A lot. Once. (This post will self destruct in a few minutes, do not quote!)


    fuck you
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #70 - April 02, 2012, 12:43 AM

    ^you still have a small dick?

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #71 - April 02, 2012, 12:48 AM

    Nothing wrong with crying, loving someone and being hurt is part of life - in fact it gives it purpose. You can't enjoy love if you haven't experienced sadness. 

    Also. seen as though you raised the subject, does size matter?
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #72 - April 02, 2012, 12:50 AM

    duh

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #73 - April 02, 2012, 12:54 AM

    I don't think it does, girth and longevity is far more important.
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #74 - April 02, 2012, 12:55 AM

    does size matter?


    Yep. To other men.

    To women, mostly, it's about the technique, the time a lover takes to get to know what you like and how and when and where, and it's less about just size. Some women, of course engage in the same size-olympics like men, but for most, it's better to be with someone who has a good idea of what to do and is willing to try new things, to ask questions and listen, than someone who has tools they've never bothered to learn how to use properly.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #75 - April 02, 2012, 01:00 AM

    I change my mind: Allat for JOTM instead of Berbs

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #76 - April 02, 2012, 01:04 AM

    It's normal to feel sad when you are rejected.  That doesn't mean you shouldn't try to get into a relationship in case you get dumped.  You don't avoid driving because of the risk of crashing.
    If you are heartbroken, chillax and get over it.  Life's too short to dwell on shit like that.

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #77 - April 02, 2012, 01:06 AM


    ALM.. lots .. like.. how long did you spend self analysing your actions/emotions , what did you come up with, and how do you apply that to your life now.. or did you say to yourself "that was one experience" move on and never think about it again..



    5 years. Nothing. Don't. No.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #78 - April 02, 2012, 01:27 AM

    ^you still have a small dick?


    Yes, according to ur mom, but she's had some really big ones, so I dunno.

    fuck you
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #79 - April 02, 2012, 01:31 AM

    ^ That's just childish. Anyways, if you don't want the thread locked banned and split then shuddup stoopid Wink
    @mods
    I request you ban ALM and Qman unless they apologize for silly disruptive behavior to the forum members an solemnly swear not to engage in any conversation or provocations anywhere in the english section of the forum. This is simply outrageous!

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #80 - April 02, 2012, 01:36 AM

    The Colonel DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

    fuck you
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #81 - April 02, 2012, 01:59 AM

    I think men can be quite manipulative to get into a girl's pants

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #82 - April 02, 2012, 02:02 AM

    Happens. Not all, not always. Prince wouldn't do it.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #83 - April 02, 2012, 02:06 AM

    Prince is exactly the kind of guy who would... Cheesy

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #84 - April 02, 2012, 04:37 AM

    You may be right, I always confuse him with some other dude.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #85 - April 02, 2012, 06:17 AM

    At this stage of life that im in, Relationship is out of question,infact im not in the suitable state of mind to engage myself in one


    +1.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #86 - April 02, 2012, 08:01 AM

    Yep. To other men.

    To women, mostly, it's about the technique, the time a lover takes to get to know what you like and how and when and where, and it's less about just size. Some women, of course engage in the same size-olympics like men, but for most, it's better to be with someone who has a good idea of what to do and is willing to try new things, to ask questions and listen, than someone who has tools they've never bothered to learn how to use properly.

    And this.

    The vaginal canal is actually only a few inches, so this whole obsession with length is a particularly male to male one that most women shake their heads at.


    Ok, now shoot me for this theory, but I believe that the vaginal canal is a different length on different women.

    Much like men in Sudan have the biggest penises (according to studies) I would assume that evolution would ensure their female counterparts were able to handle the length.

    Seen in reverse, I doubt an asian chick would not feel extreme pain sleeping with a dude from Sudan.

    I'm from Morocco, sure size doesn't matter as long as the guy knows how to use it, but I'm not gonna pretend my vagina is as petite as an asian girls.  I'm too african for that.  Grin


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #87 - April 02, 2012, 08:03 AM

    Everybody should do like me. Spend 20 years having drug and alcohol-fueled one night stands and short term dating, then find someone who's perfect for you at 35 who you're ready to make a long-term commitment to finally, but lives in another country and there are all kinds of obstacles to the relationship to climb over or try to sneak around.

    Or, ya know, you could be normal.


    Who is this bitch that has stolen you away from me?  I will go puerto rican on her ass.  Angry

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #88 - April 02, 2012, 09:50 AM

    Ok, now shoot me for this theory, but I believe that the vaginal canal is a different length on different women.

    Much like men in Sudan have the biggest penises (according to studies) I would assume that evolution would ensure their female counterparts were able to handle the length.

    Seen in reverse, I doubt an asian chick would not feel extreme pain sleeping with a dude from Sudan.

    I'm from Morocco, sure size doesn't matter as long as the guy knows how to use it, but I'm not gonna pretend my vagina is as petite as an asian girls.  I'm too african for that.  Grin




    Does this mean that if I, a dude with a fun-size package, were to sleep with a Sudanese girl, that she would come out of that experience deeply unsatisfied? :( :( :(

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Male Relationships and Sex Thread
     Reply #89 - April 02, 2012, 11:18 AM

    Lol hardly, like I said, what you do does matter.

    I've had 2 partners I would call extremely small, 1 knew what to do with it (althought it was learning as we went along) so even though according to the kama sutra we didn't match, I was totally satisfied and loved the sex, and 1 of them had no fucking idea what to do with it so the sex was awful.

    Now on the other hand, I found it hard to be in control with a guy who has a tiny penis, because it kept slipping out with any regular positions.  The only ones that work well is when he is guiding it, since he knows best how many inches he can pull away before slamming back in.  I would need more practise with it, and to be honest I just didn't feel confident with it.

    But then again, I don't care about all of this technical bullshit.  If I really like a guy, I don't care what size his penis is.  We can work with what his momma gave him, the simple fact is my desire for him will far outweigh penis size.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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