Re: Never Ending story
Reply #22 - March 05, 2012, 12:41 AM
It was love at first sight , when princess Berberella saw the handsome dark knight galloping on his horse against the wind, brandishing blood thirsty meany sword, with hooded cloak looked alike os avatar minus the evil skull, screaming, "where is that dam wench zomi? I want her blooood!
Meanwhile, back at the farm, something was stirring.Mainly, it was the twitching tumescence of a horse, as no humans were available to play this part at such short notice.
The stillness of the night was rudely broken by the noise of an almighty explosion, coming from the cabbage patch.
Dirk the garden gnome looked around carefully, worried someone else had heard his fart.Then some manz came and shattered the garden gnome into small individual pieces, putting him out of his misery.and admiring his handywork on the pooh gnome,"muahahaha I have defeated this vile gnome his stash of weed is mine now", suddenly the handsome prince in the first post reappear and bellowed in his Aussie like accent, again "where is zomi dear butcherer" ,
me.. me no zomi, you want weed, preeeecious weed.
Somewhere above all this, the probe from the Zarg civilization entered geosynchronous orbit, and began its work of observation.
and the handsome prince who was known as prince oz the philosopher butcherer, looked at above post to the zarg blinding probe and said in disbelief "WTF, you want some weed,gimme some bad ass weapon, I'm tired carrying this bloody sword anyway"
The alien zarg probe who was controlled by zargian known as toor hiding in his mothership high in the post above, tried to communicate in philosophical manner, butt singlehandedly slain by prince oz in one single sentence "bullshit", thus that how prince oz acquired a bad ass mothership.
Meanwhile back down on Earth, Berbs begins watching paranoid in a paranoid way.
thus the villainous character named paranoid the android revealed to middle cemb. his first apologetic words were "meeps, don't paddle smash me princess berb"
then everybody died.
After three days Kodanshi rose from the dead.
(LULZ)
"Be not afraid, land of middle CEMB", said Kodanshi heroically, "For I have.
Just as Kodanshi was about to reveal the purpose to life, the villain comes from behind and using all his might puts a dagger through Kodanshi, splitting his heart.
BY THE CRUMBLED ANUS OF SKELETOR!", He-Man yelled, "I WILL AVENGE YOU!".
She-Ra looked a little nonplussed at this development. As well one might, when one is caught bathing in the warm milk of ten asses.
And they lived happily ever after.
Fin of part I.
Part II
begins and a thunderstorm is a brewin', the master commands his slave to try and rekindle his relationship with his wife for him. The slave duly obliges, he goes to the wife's room, opens the door and sees the room vacant. The slave runs back to his master to inform him :
''SHE-RA IS MISSING''.
Mass womanhunt begins....
Meanwhile over at eddy's strip bar, a seedy little dive over on 5th stree, the crowd were going wild as eddy introduced the next act to hit the stage.
"she's hot, she's sexy, she's here for one night only, she is SHE-RA, watch her make you roar" He belted into the mic. Eddy knew how to keep the crowd happy, and hot damn, She was going to make them happy and make him profit.
He had no idea where Slick had grabbed her from, he didn't really care. Slick grabbed the girls, he put them to work, and when the crowd got restless he got rid of them. Nice, simple, smooth operation. Slick definitely deserved a bonus for this girl though. He just hoped no one came looking for her, the mess getting rid of the last guy to come looking for his girl had almost brought the cops to their door. He couldn't afford that with Tony breathing down his neck.
Tony's breathing felt good. He knew he wanted this, he wanted him, one last time.
Tony slam Slick to the hood of his siren blaring chevy , his hand moved slowly from Slick neck to his spine and then to his surprise "do the BUTTTTT part already, why you're so slowly" said Slick
........
All i know is what was told,
All i think is what i know,
All i am is what i think,
All i know NOT is who i am.
Topic: Never Ending story