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 Topic: Ram and Deer to marry in China

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  • Ram and Deer to marry in China
     OP - February 13, 2012, 10:32 PM



    A ram and a deer are set to be "married" at a zoo in south-western China on Valentine's Day, state-run media report.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-17009359
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #1 - February 13, 2012, 10:34 PM

    Awwwwwwww!!!

    Durty ram though for enjoying a bit on the side Grin

  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #2 - February 14, 2012, 03:43 AM

    I find this surprisingly difficult to masturbate to.

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #3 - February 14, 2012, 04:06 AM

    hahaha solara, you're awesome

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #4 - February 14, 2012, 04:27 AM

    I know.  cool2

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #5 - February 14, 2012, 04:29 AM

    I find this surprisingly difficult to masturbate to.


    SICKOOOOOOOO
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #6 - February 14, 2012, 04:30 AM

    Don't be jealous. I get more animal action than snow white, biatch.  Cool

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #7 - February 14, 2012, 06:11 AM

    Snow White was in a coma and surrounded by dwarfs. Where did the animal action come from? Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #8 - February 14, 2012, 06:37 AM

    Rewind the tape a bit, Os. Grin

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #9 - February 14, 2012, 06:41 AM

    I await an explanation. Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #10 - February 14, 2012, 06:42 AM

    Foreplay.


    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #11 - February 14, 2012, 06:52 AM

    None in that picture. Fail. bunny

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #12 - February 14, 2012, 07:05 AM

    You sure?  Tongue

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #13 - February 14, 2012, 07:12 AM

    Yes. It's Disney. Disney didn't do bestiality. Grin

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #14 - February 14, 2012, 07:20 AM

    That's only what they want you to believe.  Wink

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #15 - February 14, 2012, 07:28 AM

    Ok, just to check I googled "snow white porn". No bestiality. Grin

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #16 - February 14, 2012, 08:07 AM

    Okay Os...you win. You just had to do it. I'll go over in the corner and weep now.  Cry

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #17 - February 14, 2012, 08:19 AM

    Goody. bunny

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #18 - February 14, 2012, 03:20 PM

    Ok, just to check I googled "snow white porn". No bestiality. Grin



    LOL, it would be really awkward if your wife saw that in your browser history. Cheesy
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #19 - February 14, 2012, 05:15 PM


     

    Just look at how they're eying her, especially the rabbit!
  • Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
     Reply #20 - February 14, 2012, 08:38 PM


    LOL, it would be really awkward if your wife saw that in your browser history. Cheesy

    Since I'm not married, it's not a problem. Also, any girl I'm likely to hang out with would probably be bent enough to want to try it. Cheesy

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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