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Topic: Ram and Deer to marry in China
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Ram and Deer to marry in China
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- February 13, 2012, 10:32 PM
A ram and a deer are set to be "married" at a zoo in south-western China on Valentine's Day, state-run media report.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-17009359
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Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
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- February 13, 2012, 10:34 PM
Awwwwwwww!!!
Durty ram though for enjoying a bit on the side
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Reply #2
- February 14, 2012, 03:43 AM
I find this surprisingly difficult to masturbate to.
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Reply #3
- February 14, 2012, 04:06 AM
hahaha solara, you're awesome
At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
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Reply #4
- February 14, 2012, 04:27 AM
I know.
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Reply #5
- February 14, 2012, 04:29 AM
Quote from: Solara on February 14, 2012, 03:43 AM
I find this surprisingly difficult to masturbate to.
SICKOOOOOOOO
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Reply #6
- February 14, 2012, 04:30 AM
Don't be jealous. I get more animal action than snow white, biatch.
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Reply #7
- February 14, 2012, 06:11 AM
Snow White was in a coma and surrounded by dwarfs. Where did the animal action come from?
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.
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Reply #8
- February 14, 2012, 06:37 AM
Rewind the tape a bit, Os.
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Reply #9
- February 14, 2012, 06:41 AM
I await an explanation.
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.
Solara
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Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
Reply #10
- February 14, 2012, 06:42 AM
Foreplay.
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Reply #11
- February 14, 2012, 06:52 AM
None in that picture. Fail.
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Reply #12
- February 14, 2012, 07:05 AM
You sure?
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Reply #13
- February 14, 2012, 07:12 AM
Yes. It's Disney. Disney didn't do bestiality.
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Re: Ram and Deer to marry in China
Reply #14
- February 14, 2012, 07:20 AM
That's only what they want you to believe.
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Reply #15
- February 14, 2012, 07:28 AM
Ok, just to check I googled "snow white porn". No bestiality.
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Reply #16
- February 14, 2012, 08:07 AM
Okay Os...you win. You just had to do it. I'll go over in the corner and weep now.
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Reply #17
- February 14, 2012, 08:19 AM
Goody.
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Reply #18
- February 14, 2012, 03:20 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on February 14, 2012, 07:28 AM
Ok, just to check I googled "snow white porn". No bestiality.
LOL, it would be really awkward if your wife saw that in your browser history.
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Reply #19
- February 14, 2012, 05:15 PM
Quote from: Solara on February 14, 2012, 06:42 AM
Foreplay.
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Clicky for piccy!
)
Just look at how they're eying her, especially the rabbit!
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Reply #20
- February 14, 2012, 08:38 PM
Quote from: -Tmp- on February 14, 2012, 03:20 PM
LOL, it would be really awkward if your wife saw that in your browser history.
Since I'm not married, it's not a problem. Also, any girl I'm likely to hang out with would probably be bent enough to want to try it.
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