You clearly have not been keeping up on your qira'ah.
2. What Parrot?
3. And what shall make ye know what constitutes a parrot?
4. Surely, thy lord hath blessed it and filled it with merit
5. And hath made it taste like chicken when cooked, thus do we compare it.
6. And the rabbit he hath blessed, and made it love the carrot.
7. So when thou seeth a furry rabbit, try not to scare it
8. And when new members join the forum, offer them rabbit and parrot
9. Dancing side by side together, thus shall ye share it
10. Surely, those who deny parrots and rabbits, we have prepared for them a dunce cap and we shall force them to wear it
11. For only a few minutes, and just for laughs really, thus does your lord declare it
Sadaqa al-SWT al-atheem