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  • Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     OP - December 14, 2011, 06:35 AM
    Oi! Are you into photography? Do you have a really cool camera? Do you know how to use it?

    Well fuck off then. bunny

    This here is.............................


    Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread

    ..............and is hereby declared to be a smartypants-free zone. dance

    Do you have some old cheapo camera? Do you have bugger all idea what all the settings are and how they work? Do you just try taking shots and occasionally surprise yourself at how well they turn out?

    This is the thread for you. parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #1 - December 14, 2011, 06:38 AM
    Righty-o then. I shall open the proceedings. This is one I took in the rain the other day, down at the little dam at my place. It's a lotus leaf with a blob of rain water on it.

    Taken on a Samsung PL50 on auto settings. So there. Tongue
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  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #2 - December 14, 2011, 06:55 AM
    You go girl! Susan_B, nice photo.  Afro
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #3 - December 14, 2011, 07:29 AM
    Yay! Finally a thread for those of us too broke to afford the kinds of cameras we would love to have dance

    These are just a couple from my phone, will dig up some more in a few days from the backup drive.

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  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #4 - December 14, 2011, 08:26 AM
    You know I actually thought this thread was titled 'Teh official CREEPY amateur photobgraphy thread'.

    Boy was a disappointed, there is almost no creep factor to any of these shots.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #5 - December 14, 2011, 08:36 AM
    You don't find the lone pink bike creepy? lipsrsealed
    ~My story~
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  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #6 - December 14, 2011, 08:38 AM
    Only in a psycho killer kind of way, not in a pervy way, which you must know would be the way I use the word creepy.  Grin
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #7 - December 14, 2011, 08:44 AM
    What about a pervy psycho killer?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #8 - December 14, 2011, 08:47 AM
    I can see it now, 'Man in outback uses pink get away bike after brutally murdering a kangaroo'.

     Tongue
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  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #9 - December 14, 2011, 08:48 AM
    that he raped........


    Sorry, headline totally skimmed over the sexual nature of said psycho killer. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #10 - December 14, 2011, 11:33 AM
    Taken with a Nokia E71, with plastic cover still on lens for the first three pics.



    No, your eyes don't deceive you. They make tourists out of very stern stuff around here.




    I was quite impressed by how well the blues turned out. This pic could do with a bit of post-processing, but that probably breaks a rule somewhere. (Does it?)




    Did they bury some of these guys face down? We should be told.




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  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #11 - December 14, 2011, 07:03 PM
     Cheesy I love the "No Parking".

    The stone penis shot is good, but if you want to do a  bit of re-processing that's fine with me. I actually tweaked the lotus leaf shot a bit (changed hue/saturation slightly).
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #12 - December 14, 2011, 07:47 PM
    Quote from: toor on December 14, 2011, 11:33 AM
    I was quite impressed by how well the blues turned out. This pic could do with a bit of post-processing, but that probably breaks a rule somewhere. (Does it?)

    no.
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #13 - December 14, 2011, 08:02 PM
     Smiley
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  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #14 - December 14, 2011, 08:12 PM
    1/ Cool plastic swans

    2/ What do you get when you cross a tree with an octopus?

    3/ Boobies!  dance

    4/ Cute.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #15 - December 14, 2011, 08:15 PM
    Quote from: Susan_B on December 14, 2011, 08:12 PM
    1/ Cool plastic swans   I'll have you know they were real swans!!  finmad

    2/ What do you get when you cross a tree with an octopus?

    3/ Boobies!  dance

    4/ Cute.

  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #16 - December 14, 2011, 08:25 PM
    Ha. Real swans are black. Everyone knows that. Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #17 - December 14, 2011, 09:09 PM
    Racist!  Tongue
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #18 - December 14, 2011, 10:23 PM
    Cool pics toor!

    Thanks Lara, those are my favs too, especially the last one Smiley
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #19 - December 14, 2011, 10:41 PM
    The first one is with a camera phone.




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  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #20 - December 14, 2011, 11:05 PM
    Oh wow that's awesome!  Afro

    Where was the second pic taken?
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #21 - December 14, 2011, 11:06 PM
    heaven, obviously.
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #22 - December 14, 2011, 11:11 PM
    Quote from: Abood on December 14, 2011, 11:06 PM
    heaven, obviously.


    Not my heaven. I want sun, sand and the ability to wear a bikini without getting goosebumps.
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #23 - December 14, 2011, 11:13 PM
    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on December 14, 2011, 11:05 PM
    Oh wow that's awesome!  Afro

    Where was the second pic taken?

    France (ski resort).
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  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #24 - December 14, 2011, 11:16 PM
    Cool, I'd like to go skiing some day... I can already see myself face down in snow lol
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #25 - December 15, 2011, 03:36 AM
    These are really good pictures for a "crappy amateur" thread. Nice photos!
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #26 - December 15, 2011, 07:12 PM
    Let me take a guess. You used this to take the picture:
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #27 - December 15, 2011, 07:15 PM
    Quote from: Lara91 on December 15, 2011, 07:14 PM
    umm yes Terror couch you got that from saying 5 mp??

    Yes, I'm psychic. Wink
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #28 - December 15, 2011, 07:21 PM
    Quote from: Lara91 on December 15, 2011, 07:18 PM
    you know too much, im afraid you have to die now Shooter

    Haha, well to be honest I got it from the EXIF viewer. I was waiting for someone to post an image with EXIF data to surprise them and you were the first one!  Cheesy

    If you go to http://regex.info/exif.cgi and in Image URL enter in one of your photos' URL (like http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/9844/dsc02900g.jpg) it will show what camera you took the picture with, and what date/time you took it on and a lot of other details. I think CEMB automatically removes it when you upload or you can use an exif remover at http://onlineexifremover.com/ to remove this info.
  • Re: Teh Official Crappy Amateur Photography Thread
     Reply #29 - December 15, 2011, 07:55 PM









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