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 Topic: Flirting thread!

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  • Flirting thread!
     OP - November 30, 2011, 02:47 PM
    As if there wasn't enough of that.

    There are no rules, just flirt with whomever you want. And please, please, please, keep trolling to a minimum.

    Yeah, right.

    I'll start: Jema, I think you're really pretty.  grin12
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #1 - November 30, 2011, 03:27 PM
    ^^^ That's not flirting, that's just stating a fact  Wink
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #2 - November 30, 2011, 03:29 PM
    Yum.
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #3 - November 30, 2011, 03:46 PM
    dear berber

    DO U WANT SEX ME?

    I HOPE U NO THINK I TOO FORWARD Yum Yum
    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #4 - November 30, 2011, 04:34 PM


    Minimal troll is minimal.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #5 - November 30, 2011, 05:02 PM
    Quote from: Aurora on November 30, 2011, 03:27 PM
    ^^^ That's not flirting, that's just stating a fact  Wink


     Cheesy

    hey aurora *twirls hair*, do you want some of my icecream? :3
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #6 - November 30, 2011, 10:05 PM
    All the hot women on this forum remind me of my little toe.




    Because I’ll bang them on the coffee table! Wink
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #7 - November 30, 2011, 10:18 PM
    ^ Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #8 - November 30, 2011, 10:20 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 30, 2011, 10:05 PM
    All the hot women on this forum remind me of my little toe.




    Because I’ll bang them on the coffee table! Wink


    And some of the men on this forum remind me of my mop.....

    Quote from: saleri on November 30, 2011, 03:46 PM
    dear berber

    DO U WANT SEX ME?

    I HOPE U NO THINK I TOO FORWARD Yum Yum


    Because I'll wipe the floor with them.


    Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #9 - November 30, 2011, 10:49 PM
    ^ Nice. I thought you were going to say you’d stick them headfirst in a bucket of water. Kinky sex, ya dig.

    By the way, is that Kat von D in your avatar?
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #10 - November 30, 2011, 10:52 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 30, 2011, 10:20 PM
    And some of the men on this forum remind me of my mop.....

    Because I'll wipe the floor with them.


    Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun. 


    i sub
    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #11 - November 30, 2011, 10:53 PM
    Hello ladies.
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #12 - November 30, 2011, 11:01 PM
    Quote from: Sir Wankalot on November 30, 2011, 10:53 PM
    Hello ladies.


    *swoon* 001_wub
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #13 - November 30, 2011, 11:04 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 30, 2011, 10:49 PM
    ^ Nice. I thought you were going to say you’d stick them headfirst in a bucket of water. Kinky sex, ya dig.


    Oh I dig, indeed do I dig.   Tongue

    Quote

    By the way, is that Kat von D in your avatar?


    The one and only.  I have a crush on her awesomeness. 

    Quote from: saleri on November 30, 2011, 10:52 PM
    i sub


    You will.   cool2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #14 - November 30, 2011, 11:19 PM
    Quote from: Aurora on November 30, 2011, 11:01 PM
    *swoon* 001_wub

    Funny. That’s what my horoscopes were saying I would do to women today. Lying BASTARDS! Unless they meant women would swoon and collapse at my body odour. In which case LYING BASTARDS! finmad

    Hi. I’m Kodanshi. Like the Murphy’s I’m not bitter…
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #15 - December 01, 2011, 06:25 AM
    Y'all ain't got no Game.

    When I'm more awake I'll show you lot how its done.

    Even though some of you girls done be so hot you're as good as a cure for narcolepsy.  Wink
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #16 - December 01, 2011, 07:52 AM
    ^^ LOL if that is you flirting whilst tired, then yea.  Please post when you are awake because that was lame Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #17 - December 01, 2011, 07:55 AM
    Quote from: Aurora on November 30, 2011, 11:01 PM
    *swoon* 001_wub


    I gots the style  Cool
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #18 - December 01, 2011, 08:31 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 01, 2011, 07:52 AM
    ^^ LOL if that is you flirting whilst tired, then yea.  Please post when you are awake because that was lame Tongue


    How can I refresh myself, if you are keeping me up all... night... long?

    Well I can think of one way.  Wink
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #19 - December 01, 2011, 08:49 PM
    ^

  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #20 - December 01, 2011, 09:23 PM
    ^^^ He knows how to flatter people!
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #21 - December 01, 2011, 09:29 PM
    I know. He flatters like a vedalken Afro.
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #22 - December 01, 2011, 10:40 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on December 01, 2011, 08:49 PM
    ^

    (Clicky for piccy!)


     001_wub
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #23 - December 01, 2011, 10:55 PM
    Berbs: I don't have a penis… Now check if I'm lying.

    Aurora: Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

    Ephemeral: Grab your coat love, I've got a knife…

     

    Everyone else in this thread: is it handsome in here, or is it just me?
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #24 - December 02, 2011, 02:27 AM
    Coffee table? Why doesn't anyone ever want to bang somewhere comfortable?
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #25 - December 02, 2011, 05:28 AM
    Quote from: almulhida on December 02, 2011, 02:27 AM
    Why doesn't anyone ever want to bang somewhere comfortable?


    Is that a proposition?  Wink
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #26 - December 02, 2011, 05:34 AM
    Hi

    *whips out cock*
    fuck you
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #27 - December 02, 2011, 05:53 AM
    Leave it to Q to go for route one!

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #28 - December 02, 2011, 06:41 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on December 01, 2011, 10:55 PM
    Berbs: I don't have a penis… Now check if I'm lying.

    Aurora: Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

    Ephemeral: Grab your coat love, I've got a knife…

     

    Everyone else in this thread: is it handsome in here, or is it just me?
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    All obviously said in this man's voice:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rijCMvLVm0w
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Flirting thread!
     Reply #29 - December 02, 2011, 03:22 PM
    ^ Afro. He is awesome.
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