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  • Facebook status - BUSTED!
     OP - January 21, 2011, 08:58 PM

    I was checking someone's facebook profile yesterday who don't update statuses much, and found this status in October 2010:

    This year's October have 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. It only happens in every 823 years.
    ===

    Now guess what, I logged in from my other facebook profile, and found this status on my other friend's wall:

    this year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So: copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days... based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy will be without money. I can't let that person be ME

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Facebook status - BUSTED!
     Reply #1 - April 03, 2011, 02:38 AM

    Your friends are bad, but not as bad as mine. I am talking about my "fake" facebook account where I am openly an Ex-muslim. New people keep adding me every day and not as many delete me. The problem is that almost all are followers of DH in their understanding of Muslims and (mostly) are Christians. Not a single normal person (read who doesn't think Obama is doing stealth Sharia') want's to interact with me. I am also not very active there and only when I say something like "How do you know that Obama is not a closet Buddhist" do they say things like "I removed you from my friends list, because you still speak like a Muslim". I wonder if I need to change my description in info, which currently does sound very pro-DH.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Facebook status - BUSTED!
     Reply #2 - April 03, 2011, 02:49 AM

    (read who doesn't think Obama is doing stealth Sharia')

    stealth Sharia' Cheesy

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Facebook status - BUSTED!
     Reply #3 - April 03, 2011, 03:02 AM

    wow.. you dug up a long dead thread.. By the way, you are mocking the self-righteous mockers. And once you confront them, some of them would run away..
    Anyways, if he or his friends are still on your facebook, just ask, "please explain, how exactly so?"

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Facebook status - BUSTED!
     Reply #4 - April 03, 2011, 03:25 AM

    stealth Sharia' Cheesy

    I'd tell you to shut up, but it was pretty funny Smiley

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Facebook status - BUSTED!
     Reply #5 - April 03, 2011, 10:52 AM

    stealth Sharia' Cheesy


    That is where the stone you, but don't tell you about it. 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Facebook status - BUSTED!
     Reply #6 - April 05, 2011, 06:36 AM

    That is where the stone you, but don't tell you about it. 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvbgkBqJIng

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Facebook status - BUSTED!
     Reply #7 - April 07, 2011, 03:39 AM

    That is where the stone you, but don't tell you about it. 


    That's actually hilarious, mashaallah! Reminds me of the shortest joke I know: Ambush suicide.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
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