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 Topic: Happy Birthday Berbs!

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  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #30 - October 13, 2011, 12:02 AM

    'Eyyyy, happy birthday, boo! If I manage to come out as cool as you at 35, I think I'll be more than satisfied. I'll remember to get toasted today so I can celebrate with you in spirit.
    party! party! party!

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #31 - October 13, 2011, 12:20 AM

    ^ Cheesy dance Go for it, my son!

    Though if you opt for me, Berbs, you would get this wonderful treat:

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Shu opting? Ma fi opting! THREEEEEESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Consider it our birthday gift Tongue

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #32 - October 13, 2011, 12:20 AM

    I think you dress inappropriately and try to shag younger men.

    More seriously:

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/wander-woman/201105/what-female-mid-life-crisis-looks


    Been dressing inappropriately for years and years now but I steer clear of younger men. 

    Well, according to that article a womans midlife crisis is more productive than a mans.  She wansn't at all biased righting that now was she?  Grin

    You know that makes me have a random thouight.  Womens midlife crisis can't be like a mans, no one ever tells a man he looks like mutton dressed as lamb when he starts dressing good again, gets a flash car and starts shagging younger women, but reverse it for a woman and its just "not righjt"

    Maybe I should be shagging younger men and my relctance stems from conditioning.....Thinking hard

    I THOUGHT YOU WERE 26!

    Wow, you've stayed young at heart, haven't you?


    Grin  I don't know if I feel sarcasm in your post. 

    Happy Birthday Berbs.  Afro

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Leave my cake alone.  Tongue  I wonder if I will get cake today.

    This is bound to be a tough choice for my brother and my friend, give me cake because its expected, routine, tradition, and suffer the sad face of someone with an eating disorder who doesn't understand why you have put a cake infront of her.  or impress me and stuff candles into a watermelon...............that would be awesome.  Grin

    Happy Birthday  dance

    I turn 40 in less than 2 weeks.. you're still young Tongue


    Inside I am.  and happy birthday for 2 weeks right back at you.   Smiley

    harakaat points conspicuously at himself.


     Cheesy Cheesy

    ^ Cheesy dance Go for it, my son!

    Though if you opt for me, Berbs, you would get this wonderful treat:

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    OMFG please don't tell me thats really your back?   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #33 - October 13, 2011, 12:24 AM

    far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug


    Thanks CD hugs

    'Eyyyy, happy birthday, boo! If I manage to come out as cool as you at 35, I think I'll be more than satisfied. I'll remember to get toasted today so I can celebrate with you in spirit.
    party! party! party!


    Aww thanks The Wyre, coming from you that actually means something.  Smiley  Make sure you do.  I'm drinking with you all in spirit right now. 

    Shu opting? Ma fi opting! THREEEEEESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Consider it our birthday gift Tongue


    Lol and maybe on xmas, santas elves will be up for a gangbang.  I'm gonna behave from this point onwards...

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #34 - October 13, 2011, 12:25 AM

    No, seriously, Berbs! Online, you sound so full of youthful vigor!

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #35 - October 13, 2011, 12:25 AM

    I'm still astonished by your real age!

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #36 - October 13, 2011, 12:26 AM

    Though I don't consider it really "real", because you real age imo is based on how you feel inside.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #37 - October 13, 2011, 12:32 AM

    Happy Birthday Berbsy!

     far away hug

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #38 - October 13, 2011, 12:38 AM

    No, seriously, Berbs! Online, you sound so full of youthful vigor!


     Cheesy Cheesy

    In my head I'm still 19/20, just hasn't worked out that way in the real world.

    But fuck it.  Maybe i gained some wisdom in the rade off///////////

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #39 - October 13, 2011, 03:05 AM

    It's your birthday?!

     dance

    Don't know what you like exactly, so I decided to play it safe...



    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #40 - October 13, 2011, 03:19 AM

    Happy b day Berbs Smiley

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #41 - October 13, 2011, 03:45 AM

    Happy Birthday Berbs! bunny sloshed fest42



    Hope you have many more revolutions around the sun.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #42 - October 13, 2011, 03:48 AM



    See now as we were discussing the Piercing thread, that would be in the shitty mistake category of tattoos.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #43 - October 13, 2011, 09:52 AM

    One year closer to death, and we get to be the same age again. Tongue

    Have fun this weekend. Rock out with yer cock out.  dance

    fuck you
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #44 - October 13, 2011, 10:12 AM

    Happy Birthday !!!

     hppybday hppybday
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #45 - October 13, 2011, 10:33 AM


    Happy birhtday BE - hope you have a nice day.

    Here is a Danish birthdaysong for you :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2z8Im_fS88&feature=related

    The first verse goes :
    (Mostly the only one that people can remember)

    Today is Berberella´s birthday
    Hurray, hurray, hurray
    She will no doubt get a present
    That she has wished for all year
    And lovely hot chokolate and cakes


    Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

    Khaled Hosseini - A thousand splendid suns.
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #46 - October 13, 2011, 10:33 AM

    I want cake.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #47 - October 13, 2011, 10:38 AM

    YAAAAAAAAAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY  dance

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #48 - October 13, 2011, 10:43 AM

    Happy birthday!  bunny

    Also, 35 is a magical year. I know this because I'll be joining you in a few months..   Afro
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #49 - October 13, 2011, 10:48 AM

    Happy birthday Berbs!
    hppybday

    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #50 - October 13, 2011, 11:00 AM

    I want cake.


    Here you go :





    and a cup of hot chokolate to go with it :



    Yum, yum

    Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

    Khaled Hosseini - A thousand splendid suns.
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #51 - October 13, 2011, 11:05 AM

    Thread merge? Someone beat me to it?  finmad

    fuck you
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #52 - October 13, 2011, 11:10 AM

    Happy Birthday Berbs!
    35 years old... Pfft! ... you're still just a baby Smiley
     party! hppybday party! hppybday
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #53 - October 13, 2011, 11:33 AM

    Happy birthday!
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #54 - October 13, 2011, 02:32 PM

    OMFG please don't tell me thats really your back?   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Unfortunately it isn’t my back Cry. My entire body is ink–free at the moment, though I plan on getting a giant sword tattooed down each arm. Which would be cool, but because I’m the more terroristy shade of brown, it’ll get seen as an aggressive jihadi thing.

    How goes your bday anniversary today, anyway?

    You want cake? HERE YOU GO!

  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #55 - October 13, 2011, 02:43 PM

    Happy Birthday Berbs.  Afro
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #56 - October 13, 2011, 02:57 PM

    Third time wishing you! Hope you have the most wonderful and memorable birthday gorgeous! I love you so much, cause you're so fucking wonderful, I've told numerous times that you're my role model, and I hope I come out alive by your age with at least half of what you've accomplished. I'm so excited to see you again! It's been too long and I need someone to bash me with my WKD dance

     hppybday
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #57 - October 13, 2011, 03:04 PM

    Happy Birthday yes

    Have you heard the good news? There is no God!
  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #58 - October 13, 2011, 03:08 PM

    happy birthday Berbs Smiley may all your wishes come true!

    I think a lot of us were brought here by google. Verily google guides whom it wills!

  • Re: Happy Birthday Berbs!
     Reply #59 - October 13, 2011, 04:09 PM

    Happy Birthday queen BerberElla  far away hug !!
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