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 Topic: Happy Birthday Berbs!

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  • Happy Birthday Berbs!
     OP - October 12, 2011, 11:10 PM



    dance

  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #1 - October 12, 2011, 11:11 PM

    fuck u beat me to it  Cheesy
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #2 - October 12, 2011, 11:13 PM

    Happy birthday!  bunny bunny bunny <--- no parrots

    ... I'm sorry read the thread title as boobs  Embarrassed
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #3 - October 12, 2011, 11:15 PM

    Let’s all sing!


    Happy Birthday to you!
    Hoppy Barfday to you!
    Hippy Bathday dear Berbsy…
    You’re (your age minus 2) plus 2!

  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #4 - October 12, 2011, 11:16 PM

    fuck u beat me to it  Cheesy


    He did.   Cheesy

    Thanks Kodanshi, and thats ok Aurora, that would make sense too.  Grin

    Although their birthday is 17th January.  The day my boobs were born. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #5 - October 12, 2011, 11:16 PM

    I love you berbsy 001_wub
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #6 - October 12, 2011, 11:17 PM

    Let’s all sing!


    Happy Birthday to you!
    Hoppy Barfday to you!
    Hippy Bathday dear Berbsy…
    You’re (your age minus 2) plus 2!


    Well today I got told by some 19/20yr old students in my class that they thought I was their age and lived in the halls too.  Cheesy

    So I may be -2 + 2, but my disguise is working.   Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Yay!
     Reply #7 - October 12, 2011, 11:19 PM

    ^

  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #8 - October 12, 2011, 11:20 PM

    <3 we love uberbs.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #9 - October 12, 2011, 11:23 PM

    fuck u for all the penis jokes tho
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #10 - October 12, 2011, 11:24 PM

    <3 thanks guys.

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Time for me to roll the first birthday joint of the day/night, speed up the process of knocking myself out.   dance

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #11 - October 12, 2011, 11:25 PM

    Have fun with that. I stopped that years ago on account of paranoia and The Fear.

  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #12 - October 12, 2011, 11:25 PM

    fuck u for all the penis jokes tho


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #13 - October 12, 2011, 11:26 PM

    Meh. Total non-event. Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #14 - October 12, 2011, 11:27 PM

    Have fun with that. I stopped that years ago on account of paranoia and The Fear.


     I realised this morning that my issue with uni could be related my weed.

    I was running late this morning, had to get a taxi to even make my lecture in time, so no time for my usual early morning one.  And for the first day ever I actually felt ok with being there.

    So maybe there is something in that...............to explore when this day is over.

    Right now I want to feel paranoid, to feel like people are watching me, it makes me feel loved on a lonely day.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #15 - October 12, 2011, 11:29 PM

    Right now I want to feel paranoid, to feel like people are watching me, it makes me feel loved on a lonely day.  Cheesy

    You could always do a drunken striptease on a webcam. People might watch that for the shit and giggles! Cheesy

  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #16 - October 12, 2011, 11:29 PM

    Meh. Total non-event. Tongue


    To you maybe.

    To me this birthday is more special than the last?  know why?  cos I am not bawling my eyes out like an idiot.  I'm smiling.  I'm in uni.  life is different.  Oh, and I ate food.  So meh, non event to you, but to me, I hope, a pivot upon which rests a shift into a better phase.

    I'm middle aged now.  Got to be something worth celebrating in that.

     dance dance dance

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #17 - October 12, 2011, 11:30 PM

    I'm middle aged now.


    I seriously SERIOUSLY hope you’re in your 40s. Because if YOU’RE middle–aged then what does that make me?! Huh?

  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #18 - October 12, 2011, 11:32 PM

    Oh, and I ate food.

    You what? Cheesy

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #19 - October 12, 2011, 11:38 PM

    I seriously SERIOUSLY hope you’re in your 40s. Because if YOU’RE middle–aged then what does that make me?! Huh?


    No.  I'm 35 today. But that is half of 70 and I don't see myself living that long to be honest.  Grin


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #20 - October 12, 2011, 11:38 PM

    You what? Cheesy


    Exactly.   Cheesy Cheesy

    Had to line the stomach you know.  Drinking,.  Tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #21 - October 12, 2011, 11:40 PM

    I’ll turn 36 in December. Jesus. I’m older than you! That makes me MORE middle–aged than you. Time to get a Ferrari I think!

  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #22 - October 12, 2011, 11:47 PM

    What do women do when they have a mid life crisis?

    I feel like I must google this so I can start behaving that way.

    I hope we get flash cars too.   dance

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #23 - October 12, 2011, 11:49 PM

    I think you dress inappropriately and try to shag younger men.

    More seriously:

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/wander-woman/201105/what-female-mid-life-crisis-looks

  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #24 - October 12, 2011, 11:50 PM

    Happy Birthday Berbs.  Afro


    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #25 - October 12, 2011, 11:50 PM

    No.  I'm 35 today. But that is half of 70 and I don't see myself living that long to be honest.  Grin




    I THOUGHT YOU WERE 26!

    Wow, you've stayed young at heart, haven't you?

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #26 - October 12, 2011, 11:52 PM

    Happy Birthday  dance

    I turn 40 in less than 2 weeks.. you're still young  Tongue

    I've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #27 - October 12, 2011, 11:53 PM

    I think you dress inappropriately and try to shag younger men.

    More seriously:

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/wander-woman/201105/what-female-mid-life-crisis-looks


    harakaat points conspicuously at himself.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #28 - October 12, 2011, 11:57 PM

    ^ Cheesy dance Go for it, my son!

    Though if you opt for me, Berbs, you would get this wonderful treat:


  • Re: Berbs!
     Reply #29 - October 13, 2011, 12:01 AM

     far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug far away hug

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
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