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 Topic: Why I am a Pub Regular?

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  • Why I am a Pub Regular?
     OP - September 23, 2011, 08:11 PM

    Why oh why ?

    I dont even drink!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #1 - September 23, 2011, 08:15 PM

    Basically you're with the lamers.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #2 - September 23, 2011, 08:16 PM

    No wait, actually the best members on the forum.  cool2
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #3 - September 23, 2011, 08:18 PM

    Hey you are a pub regular too!

    That is just terrible!


    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #4 - September 23, 2011, 08:23 PM

    Hey you are a pub regular too!

    That is just terrible!




    Alot better, then when they used to keep me in a cage called the damnation, so I can't really complain.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #5 - September 23, 2011, 08:24 PM

    But do you chap drink?

    Like pubs?

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #6 - September 23, 2011, 08:25 PM

    You can always order virgin drinks in pubs, y'know Tongue

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #7 - September 23, 2011, 08:27 PM

    But do you chap drink?

    Like pubs?


    Yeah, I used to drink often. Living with the Ms, I don't drink when she is around, if she is not going to be here for at least a day, I will get drunk! Am always trying to encourage her to go to London to my sisters house, so I can get drunk.

     
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #8 - September 23, 2011, 08:29 PM

    You can always order virgin drinks in pubs, y'know Tongue


    Yeah that too.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #9 - September 23, 2011, 08:31 PM

    Sometimes it's fun to be the sober one....only sometimes mind
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #10 - September 23, 2011, 08:31 PM

    But pubs are crappy places - smelly and noisy and smoky!


    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #11 - September 23, 2011, 08:33 PM

    But pubs are crappy places - smelly and noisy and smoky!




    Don't go to cheap pubs then. Go to expansive bars and expansive pubs. In Leeds there are alot of expansive pubs.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #12 - September 23, 2011, 08:34 PM

    Yeah, I used to drink often. Living with the Ms, I don't drink when she is around, if she is not going to be here for at least a day, I will get drunk! Am always trying to encourage her to go to London to my sisters house, so I can get drunk.

     


    I have tried alcohol and smoking- hated both!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #13 - September 23, 2011, 08:48 PM

    I have tried alcohol and smoking- hated both!



    You didn't do it right then. You have a point on the smoking though. With drinks you need to drink a few times before it starts to hit you, the euphoria.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #14 - September 25, 2011, 09:05 AM

    A drunk it through my mouth?

    Is there another way of doing it?

    And no one expained why  im a pub regular?

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #15 - September 25, 2011, 10:10 AM

    You come here to get drunk on our exquisite company. Shimples.  Tongue

  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #16 - September 25, 2011, 10:12 AM

    ^Winner of the thread. You can all stop trying now.

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #17 - September 25, 2011, 10:18 AM

     cool2

  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #18 - September 25, 2011, 10:21 AM

    But pubs are crappy places - smelly and noisy and smoky!


    Haven't they banned smoking in UK pubs?

    fuck you
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #19 - September 25, 2011, 12:36 PM

    ^ No, well not the posh and exclusive ones I go to. The cheap pubs have though.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #20 - September 25, 2011, 12:49 PM

    A drunk it through my mouth?

    Is there another way of doing it?

    And no one expained why  im a pub regular?

    You posted more than 700, that's why  Cheesy

    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #21 - September 25, 2011, 01:00 PM

    But pubs are crappy places - smelly and noisy

    Where to start?

  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #22 - September 25, 2011, 03:54 PM

    You come here to get drunk on our exquisite company. Shimples.  Tongue


    Im not sure about the company! They sure as hell seemed to be drunk most of the time Wink

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #23 - September 25, 2011, 03:56 PM

    You posted more than 700, that's why  Cheesy


    Yeah thats how much i had to do to entertain myself here! Is not bleedin easy you know! And i get no thanks for it  Wink

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #24 - September 25, 2011, 04:04 PM

    813 posts! You've racked up quite a lot in the short time you've had your new login  Tongue

  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #25 - September 25, 2011, 04:15 PM

    I know. It so sad.

    I blame my ipad! Wink

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #26 - September 25, 2011, 04:19 PM

    We tried to take Gladfly to rehab but he said no nooooo no  dance

  • Re: Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #27 - September 25, 2011, 04:36 PM

    Thanks chap but im beyond redemption!

    Ah looooooove....

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #28 - October 02, 2013, 07:59 PM

    Can someone change my title back please?

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Why I am a Pub Regular?
     Reply #29 - October 02, 2013, 09:45 PM

    ^  Back to Ex-Muslim?  Done. Smiley
    No idea how/why it was changed to Pub Regular.

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
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