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 Topic: Happy Birthday, Jema!

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  • Happy Birthday, Jema!
     OP - September 20, 2011, 03:28 AM
    You're 18, w000t! fest42



    nekkid pics plz grin12
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #1 - September 20, 2011, 03:40 AM
    happy birthday, sweetheart! 

     hppybday
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #2 - September 20, 2011, 04:00 AM
    Yay! party!
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #3 - September 20, 2011, 04:39 AM
    Happy Birthday, Sistah. Smiley
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #4 - September 20, 2011, 05:08 AM
    yay
    fuck you
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #5 - September 20, 2011, 05:41 AM
    HB Jema!

    You be legal for fornicating now in the US!  w00t
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #6 - September 20, 2011, 05:43 AM
    cake  dance
    Bazinga!
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #7 - September 20, 2011, 05:48 AM
    Quote from: asbdsp on September 20, 2011, 05:41 AM
    HB Jema!

    You be legal for fornicating now in the US!  w00t


    She already was in most states, but now she's legal for porn if the whole teenage supergenius Doogie Howser thing doesn't work out for her.
    fuck you
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #8 - September 20, 2011, 06:33 AM
    Happy Birthday !!!
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #9 - September 20, 2011, 06:49 AM
    Happy birthday, Jema! <3
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #10 - September 20, 2011, 06:56 AM
    Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on September 20, 2011, 05:48 AM
    She already was in most states, but now she's legal for porn if the whole teenage supergenius Doogie Howser thing doesn't work out for her.

    You can always rely on Q for career advice.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #11 - September 20, 2011, 07:01 AM
    Happy birthday woman/man/thingy who runs chat.

    You might thing its kod, thinkfree and sc who run chat, you'd be wrong. 

    Jema runs chat, cos she's all dat!!

     parrot
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #12 - September 20, 2011, 03:05 PM
    JEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!11

    HAPPY BDAYYYYYYYY AGAINNNNN!
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #13 - September 20, 2011, 04:18 PM
    habbi bers day jema



    you are now offically out of "your shell"
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #14 - September 20, 2011, 05:26 PM
    All the sex jokes are kinda lame. Can't we wish her happy birthday without sexualizing her?

    Happy birthday!
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #15 - September 20, 2011, 05:30 PM
    happyfuckingeverything.jpg
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #16 - September 20, 2011, 05:35 PM
    WHOSE JEMA
    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #17 - September 20, 2011, 05:35 PM
    Quote from: Jesus Christ on September 20, 2011, 05:35 PM
    WHOSE JEMA

    MINE
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #18 - September 20, 2011, 05:39 PM
    Jema!!!! <3
    Happy birthday!  party!
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #19 - September 20, 2011, 05:43 PM
    Happy Birthday Jema!  far away hug

     bunny party! bunny
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #20 - September 20, 2011, 06:22 PM
    Happy birthday, Jema.

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #21 - September 20, 2011, 06:27 PM
    Happy b day Tongue
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #22 - September 20, 2011, 06:29 PM
    Habbi Birthday Bangs8! dance

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG471lSDRY&feature=channel_video_title
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #23 - September 20, 2011, 06:49 PM
    i already posted on her fb wall, but wth

    happy bday jema, we <3 you  grin12
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #24 - September 20, 2011, 07:14 PM
    Quote from: Fombles on September 20, 2011, 06:29 PM
    Habbi Birthday Bangs8! dance

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG471lSDRY&feature=channel_video_title

    Perfect partay music Ozonedance

    Happy burrday again Jema, be sure to get a bottle of tescos finest.  grin12
    Join us on chat. Click here.
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #25 - September 20, 2011, 07:16 PM
    Quote from: zooby on September 20, 2011, 07:14 PM
    Happy burrday again Jema, be sure to get a bottle of tescos finest.  grin12


    Wash it down with a jagerbomb... like a baws.

    cool2
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #26 - September 20, 2011, 07:17 PM
                                                       hppybday


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #27 - September 20, 2011, 08:01 PM
    Thaank yoouuuuuuu everyoneeeee  bunny
    I love you aaalllllllll <333333333333333333

    I went out hijabless today to buy alcohol  dance
    I got a bottle of bacardi mojito and 2 cans of pina colada. Which one should I pour into my oesophagus first?
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #28 - September 20, 2011, 08:03 PM
    Quote from: Kod on September 20, 2011, 04:18 PM
    habbi bers day jema

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    you are now offically out of "your shell"

     Cheesy
  • Re: Happy Birthday, Jema!
     Reply #29 - September 20, 2011, 08:03 PM
    Quote from: Jema on September 20, 2011, 08:01 PM
    Thaank yoouuuuuuu everyoneeeee  bunny
    I love you aaalllllllll <333333333333333333

    I went out hijabless today to buy alcohol  dance
    I got a bottle of bacardi mojito and 2 cans of pina colada. Which one should I pour into my oesophagus first?

    You're disgusting, don't buy premixed drinks.
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