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 Topic: Yeezeevee

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  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #30 - September 18, 2011, 07:55 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cOgUuu9kA&feature=related

    Fucking hilarious!

    An interesting comment!

    Quote
    Zaid hamid is a biproduct of a Jehadi mating a MOUNTAIN GOAT. His common sense and intelligence is limited due to genetic reasons :-)




    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #31 - September 18, 2011, 08:14 PM

    Yeezevee is our beloved chacha. cool2

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #32 - September 18, 2011, 08:38 PM

    *hard on*


    001_wub


    Cheesy

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #33 - September 18, 2011, 08:38 PM

    Yeezevee is our beloved chacha. cool2


    Chacha Yeez Sahib

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #34 - September 19, 2011, 07:55 PM

    Yeezevee is our beloved chacha. cool2

    One day in this life.. i will be..

    Huh! why?? why do we need this back in the country?



    to burn it or to bomb it to million pieces??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDbrZaoXh4I

    Interesting answer from my good friend..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbN3RIRAuo8


    Oh well but this guy is relentless.. Sure he will eat some brains...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNndF8RP7Lw

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #35 - September 19, 2011, 07:59 PM

    Two things I love about you yeezevee:

    1. How you always post the most random videos. It's like you just google a topic and link the first 5 videos that come up or something.

    2. How you emphasize random words and talk in riddles.

    <3

    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #36 - September 20, 2011, 04:02 PM

     It's like you just google a topic and link the first 5 videos that come up or something.
    ..................

    you do have a point there dear Jema and let many  such happy birth days return in to your life.  And talking about the tubes., this is an interesting tube that a hind women of Pakistan with green dot on her head attacking that foolish propagandist from land of pure

     It is not only the video.. but the comments below that video give you an idea of how educated public with their English language skills write under that tube..  let us read few of them., A good blog on that tube at   tribune.com.pk
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    hamid zaid would rip this ffat hidden indian bitch apart... .....fat indian bitch is known Bal Thackery cock sucker!!!!

     
    that bicth marvi say that she will make pakisatn a liberal country then why she wear saree infront of sir zaid hamid lol if she want to make pakistan a liberal and open minded country then she must be naked on studioe she must start from her she must say zaid hamid and that male host to fuck her during commercial break haaaaaaaaaa

    ...... kanjri ki bachi ko saali gashti haramzadi mein taliban se appeal karta hoon k ise kisi harami kutti ki tarah mara jae taliban is kanjri ki bachi(marvi sarmad) ko mar do ye haramzadi gashti marne k laiq hai marvi sarmad hindu kutiya likh le kahin bhi .............i

    zaid hamid i live in peshawar,pakistan this woman(marvi) is a bitch i invite u mr zaid hamid to take this bitch in peshawar hotel   .... i will not charge money from u u just rape that woman there and then throw this bitch to dogs  ....

    marvi sarmad is such a bitch .......

    fuck this bicth marvi sarmad i like to fuck her bcoz ...... i like to fuck u u bastard hindu marvi sarmad,....... i wish taliban should behad u bcoz u deserve it

    this whore should see this...

    Lanat hai Marvi Sirmed par - Big Mouth Bitch, she disrespects everybody..

    Randi ki olad.. salo gay ki lund say peda hoi hea. sali apni maa ki sath lesbian sex karti hea..

    why media inviting this bitch fuck her off.

    i like to fuck that modern bicth(marvi sarmad) i think she will like that a bangladeshi muslim will fuck her bcoz she is open minded these kind of bitches should be slaughtered on the spot , trust me my pakisatni brothers she is a agent of indian agency raw bcoz bangladeshi speak bangali and in west bangal of india in culcutta this bicth(marvi)


    well that is enough for today.. no wonder Americans make fun of Pakistanis., that is unfortunate .. All people of Pakistan are not like that  ONLY THOSE RASCALS WITH INTERNET CONNECTIONS.. and i tell you out of 180 million there are hardly   4 to 5 million people who have high speed  internet connections and has money to waste on such stupid stuff...

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #37 - September 20, 2011, 04:58 PM

    that shit is just sad in those comments.

    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #38 - September 24, 2011, 04:13 PM

    you do have a point there dear Jema and let many  such happy birth days return in to your life.

    lol just saw this.
    Thank you dear yeeeeezezeveveveeveee <3

    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Yeezeevee
     Reply #39 - August 05, 2012, 11:00 PM

    Off course you get bored reading nonsense hipsterrunoff, what is new in that? Stop reading and get back to mosques .  You need this ritual to get rid of the jinn  finmad


    bloody reading, bloody internet,  bloody infidel  forums .. They all should be banned  finmad They are ruining the lives of Momins


     Cheesy

    I want to kidnap yeezeevee and keep him in my basement for the rest of his life, so he can wake me up with youtube videos every morning  001_wub

    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #40 - February 28, 2013, 02:31 PM

    Is it just me, or is this forum not half as fun or interesting without Yeezevee. I used to learn a hell of a lot about current affairs and blasphemy news from his posts. And some of his posts were down-right hilarious.

    So please come back here Yeez and update us with the latest news on bearded babboons and Islamic heroes from Land of Pure, or rascals and rogues from Land of Sand.  Cheesy Cheesy
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #41 - February 28, 2013, 05:59 PM

    There's a yeezevee appreciation thread? I miss him too. He was a riot Cheesy
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #42 - April 26, 2013, 11:51 PM

    I can't believe I've only just come across this thread. I two have have much appreciation for this elusive and unknowable rascal. In fact during my more spiritual phases I've come to regard this unknowable one as something of a CEMB prophet who like most good internet messiahs, delivers their revelations predominantly through the medium of Youtube video clips. Cheesy
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #43 - April 27, 2013, 01:10 AM

    @ Yeezeevee:

    far away hug

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #44 - November 09, 2013, 06:11 PM

    Ahh, yeezeevee. I'm never sure if your posts are the ramblings of a madman or a glimpse of genius. Either way, I love you.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #45 - December 26, 2013, 11:25 PM

    I love Yeezevee, Osmanthus and Stardust. CEMB is nothing for me without the former two.
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #46 - December 26, 2013, 11:33 PM

    Rascal Yeezevee=angry+mad+hilarious+genius
    Overall a great poster  Cheesy
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #47 - December 26, 2013, 11:44 PM

    Whenever I think Yeezy I think allah doll baboon from Land of Pure

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #48 - April 30, 2014, 12:07 AM

    ألم تروا كيف خلقنا ييزيف و أوحينا اليه قولا عجيبا
    فمنكم من يفهم كلامه و منكم من لا يكاد يفهم منه حديثا
    و علمناه من لدنا علم يوتوب و آتيناه الى كل  فيديو سبيلا
    ليبين لكم ما فيها من حكمة و يهديكم صراطا مستقيما
    يا أيها الذين ارتدوا لا تسخروا من ييزيف و إن تسخروا منه فعسى ان تسخروا من رجل قد جعلنا فيه خيرا كثيرا
    واتبعوا ما أوحينا اليه من علمنا و من يفقه نصف ما يقول فقد فاز فوزا عظيما
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #49 - April 30, 2014, 12:32 AM

    ألم تروا كيف خلقنا ييزيف و أوحينا اليه قولا عجيبا
    فمنكم من يفهم كلامه و منكم من لا يكاد يفهم منه حديثا
    و علمناه من لدنا علم يوتوب و آتيناه الى كل  فيديو سبيلا
    ليبين لكم ما فيها من حكمة و يهديكم صراطا مستقيما
    يا أيها الذين ارتدوا لا تسخروا من ييزيف و إن تسخروا منه فعسى ان تسخروا من رجل قد جعلنا فيه خيرا كثيرا
    واتبعوا ما أوحينا اليه من علمنا و من يفقه نصف ما يقول فقد فاز فوزا عظيما

     

    السفر وحدها لديها القليل جدا من الاهتمام لهذه الحياة بعد هذه الحياة. 


     

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #50 - April 30, 2014, 08:14 AM

    What do you think about avant-garde sex, dear yeezeevee?
  • Yeezeevee
     Reply #51 - April 30, 2014, 10:28 AM

    Even though I have no clue, looking at a bit of Arabic after breakfast never fails to lift my spirits.  Wink
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