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  • Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     OP - September 10, 2011, 07:07 AM

    Okay, on this thread, you can share articles (or whatever) that you find online that are so horrible, so twisted on so many different levels that you feel like you need to kill the writer after reading them.

    Here's the first one: http://www.call-to-monotheism.com/of_course_apostates_should_be_killed

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #1 - September 10, 2011, 08:08 AM

    That makes me think, if you were caught in his perfect Islamic state and had 3 days to satisfy the imams, what would you do?

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #2 - September 10, 2011, 08:25 AM

    Get on my back and do a good job? 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #3 - September 10, 2011, 08:43 AM

    But do I want to get down on my knees? it could be a good looking moulvi after all, hah

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #4 - September 10, 2011, 09:34 AM

    I'd try to make as much noise and attract as much publicity as ever. I'd go out with a BANG, as a martyr. That'll show 'em what "doubts" I can "sow in the hearts of the believers".

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #5 - September 10, 2011, 10:08 AM

    This is beyond sickening

    "What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #6 - September 10, 2011, 10:08 AM

    This is beyond sickening

    "What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #7 - September 10, 2011, 10:17 AM

    pfft, that's nothing.

    http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #8 - September 10, 2011, 10:45 AM


    That is one piece of disgusting genius.
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #9 - September 10, 2011, 10:46 AM

    i love calamari NOM NOM NOM

    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #10 - September 10, 2011, 10:46 AM

     Cheesy
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #11 - September 10, 2011, 11:37 AM

    Fucking hell!

    Reminds me of Sade. Sade would've been proud.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #12 - September 10, 2011, 11:54 AM

    good god. that really almost made me throw up.

    Though this part is comical: You non-Muslims say that people should be free to practice their religion. Our religion states that apostates must be killed. So allow us to "freely practice our religion". If you don't allow us to, you are contradicting your selves then.

    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #13 - September 10, 2011, 12:07 PM




    Don't throw up, cry or break anything - admire and respect him for his honesty.

    Alot of Muslims are embarassed about these aspects of Islam. Alot of Muslims are in denial about these problematic aspects. I have some sympathy for them. They can't carry out the critique and scrutiny of these beliefs for various reasons, we all know what they are, the ferocity of literalism makes them frightened, the fear of being castigated with the fury and takfir of a divinely sanctioned mob circumscribes their ability to speak about these things.

    Some Muslims know that these aspects are problematic but actively dissimulate to try and prevent them being scrutinised - this is the hysteria that tries to shut down debate whenever these issues arise, screams and accusations of 'Islamophobia', 'Orientalism', 'racism', or 'anti-faith bigotry'. I have very little, to no sympathy for these individuals, they are dissimulating, dishonest. They come across as two-faced, and this amplifies a sinister aspect to their line of rhetoric and apologia.

    However, individuals like the author of this piece are honest; and its only through honesty, when these beliefs are asserted without any sense of shame or apology, that they can get aired and the world can be notified of the prevalence and troublesome reach of literalist belief inside Islam, without any of the hysteria or dissimulation that can characterise attempts to scrutinise and repudiate these aspects of religion.

    So, I respect honest people, and this guy is honest about his belief. Be thankful for his clarity and lack of dissimulation when it comes to problematic subjects like this.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #14 - September 10, 2011, 01:08 PM

    Fucking hell!

    Reminds me of Sade. Sade would've been proud.


     Huh?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDjMt4VUaLk


    (Let's face it, she's prettier than Citoyen Louis Sade. And there's only so much valet-buggering a man can bear to read about.)
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #15 - September 10, 2011, 07:53 PM

    LOL, no, THIS Sade:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu8XPeFctVg

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #16 - September 11, 2011, 04:11 AM

    http://www.ismasturbationbad.com/main.htm

    Not as extreme as the others, but I just have a soft spot in my heart for arguments from ignorance.  001_wub

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #17 - September 11, 2011, 04:51 AM



    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #18 - September 11, 2011, 05:04 AM

    http://www.ismasturbationbad.com/main.htm

    Not as extreme as the others, but I just have a soft spot in my heart for arguments from ignorance.  001_wub


    Quote
    I want to masturbate badly what shall i do?
    If you want to masturbate badly, you can masturbate. Infect it is better to masturbate. It keeps you away from committing a bigger sin. Masturbation is a healthy thing if you do it only to satisfy your needs and do not make it your habit. But the fact is can be your habit.


    WTF. Doesn't that contradict like the whole fucking article?
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #19 - September 11, 2011, 05:47 AM

    Does masturbation (for men) make your penis taper? That's the first I've heard of that!  Huh?
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #20 - September 11, 2011, 05:46 PM

    No Saffire. The contents of that site are 100% unadulterated bullshit.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Try not to throw up, cry or break something while reading this
     Reply #21 - September 11, 2011, 05:52 PM

    Does masturbation (for men) make your penis taper? That's the first I've heard of that!  Huh?


    asbdsp is lying. It does make your penis taper. Also don't put the superglue next to your moisturizer. Just don't. Masturbation is baaaaaaad.

    Formerly known as Iblis
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