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  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #120 - October 12, 2013, 11:44 PM
    My mum said I was born a rebellious teenager. Poor woman.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #121 - October 12, 2013, 11:57 PM
    Bet she would have been surprised if you'd been born a busty teenage japanese girl.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #122 - October 13, 2013, 12:04 AM
    Least I'd be in England. Can you imagine if was born in Japan? Any day I wasn't molested by a tentacled monster would be a good day for me.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #123 - October 13, 2013, 08:23 AM
    Things to be grateful for.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #124 - October 13, 2013, 02:16 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 12, 2013, 07:19 PM
    I for sure was not cut out to be a 'muslim' 'man', I take the opposite(equally as dumb) view that yes people this is my girlfriend, aint she great/hot. Model, let us call her Soraya, well Soraya used to say are you sure this dress to short - No baby, why?  - Cos my last boyfriend was forever pulling down my dress, so I am nearly the opposite of purdah (not a dogger).

    International travel?

    And for some people not talking and not going out is par for the course as businessmen. So, I know this was on the thread, but before I forget, he wasn't rich/older, he must have been fit as fuck?


    You know, if someone was trying to tug down my skirt, they would end up under my feet, because my skirt goes to the top of my shoe. That would be hilarious.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #125 - October 13, 2013, 05:17 PM
    Quote from: three on October 12, 2013, 11:29 PM
    Who are you asking about?


    I was asking about your husband.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #126 - October 13, 2013, 05:18 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on October 12, 2013, 11:34 PM
    Anime has basically convinced me everyone in Japan is either a teenage girl or a monster.



    Japan is WEEEEIIIIRRRRRDDD. They have some fucked up traditions.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #127 - October 13, 2013, 05:22 PM
    Yeah, and the rest of the world is normal. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #128 - October 13, 2013, 05:39 PM
    The rest of the world is not normal but Japan's shit just gets brushed under the carpet. The incest, now I am not too sure about this but -some- Japanese have weird traditionas of sleeping with kids, the fact that you could buy schoolgirl knickers from kiosks, hentai - the Japanese are virtaull the only ones, I guess, always big eyes and big tits on twelve year old bodies and rich Japanese families with wayward or no sons will adopt a clever dude from somewhere, make him their son and then marry him to his siter i.e their daughter.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #129 - October 13, 2013, 05:40 PM
    Anyone else have a problem with sitting on chairs/stools of most fabrics that have been recently vacated and the heat is still emanating from the seat - don't like sitting on them.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #130 - October 13, 2013, 05:42 PM
    Ahh, Japan. The world would be so boring without you.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #131 - October 13, 2013, 05:53 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 13, 2013, 05:39 PM
    The rest of the world is not normal but Japan's shit just gets brushed under the carpet.

    How is a web full of hentai "Japan's shit just brushed under the carpet"?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #132 - October 13, 2013, 06:02 PM
    The notion that men can get turned on and have a wank to a cartoon with the objects of fantasy being to all intent and purposes a young girl with huge boobs and inviting open legs, is that well known? Men know. I have never met women who can. And Oz, this is just from whispers, that I have picked this stuff up, a little digging who knows.

    Anyways, Oz not prepared to fight it a big deal, in case people say it's you who wants to buy schoolgirls knickers(used) from kiosks. Men are fucked everywhere, which leads to women being fucked too.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #133 - October 13, 2013, 06:04 PM
    I could tell you a story about used knickers, but it'd probably start another thread war like the doggy style one. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #134 - October 13, 2013, 06:09 PM
    It wouldn't.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #135 - October 13, 2013, 06:10 PM
    Might do. Never know on this site. Roll Eyes
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #136 - October 13, 2013, 06:46 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 13, 2013, 05:17 PM
    I was asking about your husband.


    Which one? The last one?
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #137 - October 13, 2013, 06:48 PM
    The last one? Bump it playa! dance
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #138 - October 13, 2013, 07:00 PM
    Quote from: three on October 13, 2013, 06:46 PM
    Which one? The last one?


    You looking for number three? Lol
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #139 - October 13, 2013, 07:03 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on October 13, 2013, 06:48 PM
    The last one? Bump it playa! dance


    You are funny. But no, it's not that interesting. Muslim girls do not date. Muslim men get to divorce easily. I did Iddah (waiting period before divorce) and all, and no luck. It's not my say. If I was dating AND had multiple marriages, that would be interesting.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #140 - October 13, 2013, 07:14 PM
    Very interesting. I would hope for a book AND film Smiley
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #141 - October 13, 2013, 07:30 PM
    Deal. When the book comes out, you get a copy.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #142 - October 13, 2013, 07:31 PM
    Signed first edition?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #143 - October 13, 2013, 07:36 PM
    Sure. Since it will probably be the only edition, that will be really easy.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #144 - October 13, 2013, 07:43 PM
    I want to be in the book.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #145 - October 13, 2013, 07:47 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 13, 2013, 07:43 PM
    I want to be in the book.


    Oh, so sorry. It's non-fiction.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #146 - October 13, 2013, 07:47 PM
    All the better.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #147 - October 13, 2013, 07:49 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 13, 2013, 07:47 PM
    All the better.


    But then you have to be real.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #148 - October 13, 2013, 07:55 PM
    I laugh as I right this, the first thought that come to mind was - I am real, I am the real deal. Which was the working title for the movie. But now, I better shut up before I embarrass myself.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Idle Thoughts
     Reply #149 - October 13, 2013, 08:03 PM
    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 13, 2013, 07:55 PM
    I laugh as I right this, the first thought that come to mind was - I am real, I am the real deal. Which was the working title for the movie. But now, I better shut up before I embarrass myself.


    So then I publish you in the book and you have to get your movie submitted. Is that a deal? November is national novel writing month here. Since you are not here, you can make it into script revising month. My book will be ready in five years or so. I don't have nearly as much done as you. Since I have nothing done.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
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