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 Topic: What animal are you?

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  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #30 - July 17, 2011, 03:06 PM

    Series 4 is not shown on TV yet, I just stream it and watch it online.

    Teach us to care and not to care / Teach us to sit still.
    What do we live for; if it is not to make life less difficult to each other
    You are the music while the music lasts.
    T.S.Eliot
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #31 - July 18, 2011, 03:33 AM

    They didn't state that, but if I'd have the choice, I'd be a vampire bat  devil girl devil girl

    I think being a fruit bat might be better. Tastier diet. Wink

    I mean I know vampires are cool and all that, but who really wants to live on blood if you can have mangoes instead?

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #32 - January 30, 2012, 02:44 AM

    wild cat..

    yes i am..  Cheesy.. these tests are something else..


  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #33 - January 30, 2012, 02:46 AM

    swan probably
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #34 - April 09, 2012, 02:58 PM

    I'm an other. That is cool animal.

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #35 - April 11, 2012, 12:06 AM

    Badger D:

  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #36 - April 11, 2012, 12:11 AM

    Friggin' sheep. -_- Thanks a lot, dumb quiz. One of my potential "careers" is "Child rearing".

    Check this out:

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    Sheep have no real defense mechanisms other than the safety of numbers, so they huddle in the suburbs with like-minded individuals, pooling resources and raising families

    It's saying I'm some sort of SHEEPLE!  finmad

    Quote
    They are religious creatures, seeking comfort in the collective reassurance of the church where they are quite content to be labeled as flock. When confronted by obstacles, they hate to make decisions - deferring instead to their partners or their religious leaders. While this may help the sheep maintain a superficial sense of well being, it leads to the loss of identity that typifies the sheep persona.

    Pretty much... Tongue

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    Theyare rarely found in leadership roles and would even turn down a promotion if it were to remove them from the safety of the herd.

    LIES!!!!!!! I'm President of a club and Editor of the newspaper!!! *Hisses*

    I hate this quiz.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #37 - April 11, 2012, 06:02 AM

    Hippo

    What a fattist test. Fucking fattists.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #38 - April 11, 2012, 06:08 AM

    Friggin' sheep. -_- Thanks a lot, dumb quiz. One of my potential "careers" is "Child rearing".

    Check this out:
    It's saying I'm some sort of SHEEPLE!  finmad
    Pretty much... Tongue
    LIES!!!!!!! I'm President of a club and Editor of the newspaper!!! *Hisses*

    I hate this quiz.


    Cheesy

    fuck you
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #39 - April 11, 2012, 07:52 AM

    I'm a mountain goat ! ,
    this is bad, my bleeping brother
    used to call me desert goat when I was a kid. Am I cursed ?

    I refuse to acknowledged this,
    I'm a Homo(bleeping) Sapian.
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #40 - April 11, 2012, 08:12 AM

    Most bullshit test ever.

    This barely matches me whatsoever:

    Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.

    In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.

    Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.

    With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.

    Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.

    The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.


    Porcupine my ass.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #41 - April 11, 2012, 09:30 AM

    Porcupine my ass.


    Sounds painful. I think I was just lucky to walk away as a Mountain Goat.
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #42 - April 11, 2012, 11:03 AM

    Most bullshit test ever.

    This barely matches me whatsoever:

    Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Quote
    Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors.


    Since when has a porcupine been a rodent?!  wacko

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #43 - April 11, 2012, 11:08 AM

    Hehe, I did the quiz again and came out as a Wild Dog. I don't think these people understand what a "career" is. This time, one of my suggestions for my "career" is "Surfing the Net".

    Quote from: The Quiz that was a Lie
    It is difficult to describe the wild dog's personality without explaining it in terms of its pack of friends, for wild dogs don't see themselves as rugged individualists but rather as members of a social team that demands constant bonding and cooperation.

    It's the EXACT same thing as the sheep except in more positive terms!!

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    Reliable in a crisis, wild dogs are charitable to those in need and have a strong sense of social justice. They are dependable and generous to a fault, but there is a darker side to their character. If they believe they have been wronged, they'll carry a grudge for a long time and punish the offender by withdrawing otherwise unconditional support.

    It's not unconditional then, you idiots.

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    As is typical of a carnivorous personality, wild dogs love to travel and choose to vacation in stimulating environments where they can expand their understanding of the world. They become restless when they haven't taken a vacation in a while.

    I said that I DIDN'T like the travel.  Huh?

    Ah well..at least I'm not a sheep anymore.  dance

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #44 - April 11, 2012, 11:20 AM

    This is really fun mighty_cats, thanks for posting. grin12 I'm going to pretend I have an aggressive personality in hopes that I turn out to be a tiger or a lion!! *Fingers crossed*

    OMG OMG I GOT A TIGER!!!!!  dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance A BIG FURRY CAT!!! YESSSSS!

    Ha, and one of my Careers is to be a CEO!!! Sweeeeeeet.

    Quote
    Male tigers, when out of their element, are sometimes mistaken for beefcake, but when you see them in their offices wearing their power suits you realize that you're dealing with incisive, authoritarian individuals.

     Cheesy It's this a joke? What the heck is "beefcake", haha?

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    Tiger businesses are invariably successful and cover a wide range of industries, from engineering to retailing.

    This had better be true otherwise I'm suing this substandard quiz.

    Wait, it says this quiz was shown on Dr Phil. My win doesn't seem all that great anymore... :(

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: What animal are you?
     Reply #45 - April 11, 2012, 02:35 PM

    I haven't done the test, but I would say I'm a Leopard  Afro

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    (Clicky for piccy!)


    yes you are!  RAWR!!   Cheesy

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • What animal are you?
     Reply #46 - August 25, 2016, 10:34 PM

    I'm a mole    wtf ....

    Careers & Hobbies


    Engineering  Songwriting Grave digger  Researching  Music   Poetry  Coffeshops  Designing


    Lol
  • What animal are you?
     Reply #47 - August 26, 2016, 12:43 AM

    Penguin for mine.

    Writer Herbalist Journalist Actor Designer Waiter Gambling Board games Reading Family time

    Herbalist sounds promising.  drug-sniffing dog

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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