LOL I just found out from my very excitable and devoted family that today is the day of "shab ae miraj" which is when Mo went on a date with the Sky Daddy on a flying unicorn, and came back from the seven heavens in one night. Oh and it didn't end there no no, if you think it was madness enough to be speaking of a flying unicorn surpassing all time zones meeting a fictitous sky daddy was enough. Think again.
The great Mo also met Moses on the way there a couple of times. As Mo was superior than all
prophets of the Abrahamic religions, and therefore had the cheek to question Sky Daddy, that's right he had the power to question ALLAH
asking for prayers to be lessened from 50 times a day to just 5 times a day. Wow gee thanks Mo, could've made another round and got to nil times a day.
Anyhow, millions of muslims worldwide will be praying their asses off - literally, their asses will be in the air
and well i've got the luck of a pea to hear, see and endure great blessings generously endowed on Mo on Religious TV and at home.
EDIT: how did you spend this night when you were a muslim? Devout or not. What's the dfference now? Now that you've come out of the nightmarish dreamland Islam.