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Topic: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!

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Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
OP - June 20, 2011, 07:03 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkns2km-WzI

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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #1 - June 20, 2011, 07:03 AM

Bwahaha can't wait!

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Reply #2 - June 20, 2011, 07:55 PM

PZ Myers is fucking ace. He should speak more often. That soft twat Hamza is way out of his depth against PZ.

Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #3 - June 20, 2011, 08:15 PM

I have been pleasantly surprised. Based on his blog he seemed more bluster and puffing than playing it cool, but he took it all in stride and his responses per his blog have been great.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Reply #4 - June 20, 2011, 08:22 PM

Yeah, I only know of him from his blog (which is great), never heard him speak or debate publicly until recently. I don't know how anyone can keep their cool like that with that champion wanker speaking an infinite amount of fuck all. He's like a Zen master.

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Reply #5 - June 20, 2011, 08:27 PM

What a mob. They should be ashamed of themselves and their aggressive evangelizing.

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Reply #6 - June 20, 2011, 09:18 PM

Quote from: Ishina on June 20, 2011, 07:55 PM
PZ Myers is fucking ace. He should speak more often. That soft twat Hamza is way out of his depth against PZ.

A little smile here, a raise of an eyebrow there, as Hamza turbowaffled like a fat man on a treadmill, running just to stay still.
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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #7 - June 22, 2011, 11:41 PM

the certainly did come across more mob-ish from this camera angle, I thought myers handled it pretty well for an academic

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Reply #8 - June 26, 2011, 05:03 PM

2 hours and counting!
http://www.blogtv.com/people/magicsandwich

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Reply #9 - June 26, 2011, 05:03 PM

Make sure you are all in the CEMB online chat too!

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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #10 - June 26, 2011, 05:19 PM

I wrote about this tragic episode on the Spittoon website, let me know what you think:

http://www.spittoon.org/?s=Hamza+Tortoise&searchsubmit=Search

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Reply #11 - June 26, 2011, 09:11 PM

Just saw TheRationalizer on the live stream! I love his accent!
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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #12 - June 26, 2011, 09:44 PM

Hamza just said he'll come to Texas and have coffee with Aaron Ra.
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Reply #13 - June 26, 2011, 10:00 PM

Beheading is okay because you don't feel pain

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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #14 - June 26, 2011, 10:01 PM

MagicSandwich just asked about apostasy.

Hamza stated the punishments come from the hadith, and quickly tacked on that those hadith were weak.

Then he said an apostate should be killed if they were a "political apostate", by beheading.

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Reply #15 - June 26, 2011, 10:08 PM

Hamza just agreed that Muslims condone death for Apostasy and death for Blasphemy. But he says the death penalty applies to those Muslims who speak out against Islam?
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Reply #16 - June 26, 2011, 10:09 PM

"The 20 conditions for apostasy... blah blah blah."

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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #17 - June 26, 2011, 10:12 PM

When Hamza said lashing wasn't in Islam, MagicSandwich pulled up some Islamic jurisprudence.

OWNED.

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Reply #18 - June 26, 2011, 10:14 PM

Too bad I could only pay attention sporadically.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #19 - June 26, 2011, 10:16 PM

I thought this was supposed to be over an hour ago.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #20 - June 26, 2011, 10:20 PM

They need to ask Hamza "what constitutes as violent apostates?".
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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #21 - June 26, 2011, 10:43 PM

hamza lying shit

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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #22 - June 27, 2011, 12:04 AM

Hamza got owned. Quite simply owned.
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Reply #23 - June 27, 2011, 12:05 AM

Will there be a recording of this available?

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Reply #24 - June 27, 2011, 12:15 AM

DPR said he'll try upload it when he can.

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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #25 - June 27, 2011, 12:29 AM

Really liked it when the topic of apostasy was raised.

Quote from: -Tmp- on June 26, 2011, 10:20 PM
They need to ask Hamza "what constitutes as violent apostates?".

A physical apostate, 'apparently'.

Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on June 26, 2011, 10:00 PM
Beheading is okay because you don't feel pain

~ (paraphrased) Hamza Tzortis

Hahaha, that made me laugh. Loved it when DPR called him inhumane afterwards.

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Reply #26 - June 27, 2011, 12:32 AM

Public debates... I'll pass. Not too fond of pissing contests...
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Reply #27 - June 27, 2011, 03:07 AM

Missed the last part.. Daym

Waiting for dpr to upload the show

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Reply #28 - June 27, 2011, 03:08 AM

Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on June 26, 2011, 10:00 PM
Beheading is okay because you don't feel pain

~ (paraphrased) Hamza Tzortis

What a cunt.

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Re: Hamza Tortoise on The Magic Sandwich Show!
Reply #29 - June 27, 2011, 04:06 AM

I wonder if there is any literature on beheading from the Medieval period that speaks to its humanness.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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