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 Topic: Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!

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  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #90 - January 17, 2014, 10:55 AM

    Air is all around us
    You can't see air
    god is all around us
    You can't see god
    Therefore god exists

    I actually saw a christian post that somewhere yesterday.

     Cheesy
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #91 - January 17, 2014, 11:18 AM

    It's impossible for anything to exist. Yet things do exist. This proves god.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #92 - January 31, 2014, 01:55 PM

    I need to read that book  Cheesy


    1) You don't know what is going to happen after you die.
    2) Only God knows what will happen.
    3) Therefore, God exists.


    1) Everything changes.
    2) Change can't happen without someone making it happen.
    3) Therefore, God exists.

    this is terrible  Cry  while trolling my cousin

    1) Some people are born unfortunate.
    2) So we can learn a lesson from them and thank God.
    3) Therefore, God exists.
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #93 - February 01, 2014, 11:07 PM

    ^ Since I tend to thank fuck for that, does that mean Fuck exists?

  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #94 - February 01, 2014, 11:14 PM

    ^ Since I tend to thank fuck for that, does that mean Fuck exists?

    Yes how the fuck anything exist without fuck?  there is no god without fuck.. lol... Kodanshi is hitting the right tunes., That sounds right to me.,

    I think there is god in that process without which biology doesn't exist,, human beings don't exit and god/s don't exist..


    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #95 - February 17, 2014, 07:36 PM

    If Allah is the creator of everything;
    And everything is all around us,
    Then Allah must exist to account for everything.

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #96 - February 17, 2014, 08:04 PM



    ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
    (1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
    (2) No one has ever refuted (1).
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

    Lmao



    Hamza Tzorzis right there.
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #97 - February 17, 2014, 08:49 PM

    Alif lam mim.


    BOOOM!!
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #98 - February 17, 2014, 08:53 PM

    The hypothetic-deductive-analystic-critco-subjectivist-epricism argument from outer space:

    1) God is up there
    2) We're down here
    3) Therefore God exists up there

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #99 - February 17, 2014, 09:28 PM

    Funny how allah is everywhere except the toilet, your shit and in pigs…

  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #100 - February 17, 2014, 09:31 PM

    Allah is everywhere.

    You mean he's in my wife right now!!!??

     finmad  finmad  finmad

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #101 - February 17, 2014, 09:58 PM

    Yep, he’s impregnating her with a Jesus.

  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #102 - February 17, 2014, 11:02 PM

    Quote
    Yep, he’s impregnating her with a Jesus.

    Allah is everywhere.

    You mean he's in my wife right now!!!??

     finmad  finmad  finmad


    you guys are such bunch of fearful sises.,  you just fear god fear allah  and don't want to read and don't want think about allah/god...

    Jedi I warn you.. I read everything you write so write well., and so I am reading that Islamic intellectua  Ahmed Hulusi ...  TheTurkey   Great guy.,  He is a wonderful person  yet I have a problem with him  http://www.ahmedhulusi.org/en/   that is his website., And I want to convince him that what he is writing for the past 40 years is NONSENSE.



    Muhammads-ALLAH-Ahmed-Hulusi

    That book is free from from that Amazon jungle .. go read and tell me where he goes wrong with Allah..   Thanks to Allah and semiconductors and plastic circuits .. All books are plastic hard disks ,, otherwise because people like that who write silly  books,   by now that Amazon jungle would have been out of trees. .  I love this century I can plant a tree  and I can write without a single paper and without any one cutting any tree..  And my tree will live long.....

    So I will read you Jedi I will read..  so where is the draft??    and my good wishes to you..

    yeezevee

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #103 - February 17, 2014, 11:16 PM

    Yep, he’s impregnating her with a Jesus.

    Slash himself. Smiley

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #104 - February 18, 2014, 02:01 AM

    Alif lam mim.


    BOOOM!!

     

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #105 - February 25, 2014, 12:41 AM

    http://www.miraclesofthequran.com/scientific_64.html



    1. Cows produce milk
    2. Milk is nice


    THE FORMATION OF MILK
    There is instruction for you in cattle. From the contents of their bellies, from between the dung and blood, We give you pure milk to drink, easy for drinkers to swallow. (Qur'an, 16:66)

    Say: “Who provides for you from the heavens and earth?” Say: “Allah. It is certain that one or the other of us, either we or you, is following guidance or else clearly astray.”
    (Qur’an, 34:24)

    The basic materials which allow the nourishment of the body come about as a result of chemical changes in the digestive system. These digested substances then pass through the wall of the intestine into the blood stream. Due to the circulation of the blood, the nutriments reach the relevant organs.

    Like the other bodily tissues, the milk glands are nourished by nutriments brought to them by the blood. The blood therefore plays a most important role in the collection of nutriments from foodstuffs. Milk is secreted by the milk glands after all these stages and its nutritional values are particularly high.

    Human beings are unable to directly consume either the half-digested food in an animal’s stomach or an animal’s blood. Furthermore, the direct consumption of these or any of their compounds can lead to severe illness, and even death. Thanks to the exceedingly complex biological systems He has created, Allah provides clean and healthy food for human beings from these fluids.

    This is because it forms as a result of digested food being carried by the blood. High-nutrition milk is thus produced from blood, which cannot be consumed directly, and semi-digested food.

    The formation of milk is by itself an enormous creation miracle. And it is another miracle altogether that such detailed information about that formation should be contained in the Qur’an.

    As we have seen, the information about the biological formation of milk in Surat an-Nahl 66, is in great accordance with the facts established by modern science. It is quite clear that such information, requiring detailed knowledge of mammals' digestive systems, could not have been known at the time when the Qur'an was revealed.





    3. Therefore allah exists.


    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #106 - February 25, 2014, 12:57 AM

    http://www.miraclesofthequran.com/scientific_64.html



    1. Cows produce milk
    2. Milk is nice



    I'm sure they've been mentioned before, but these arguments of scripture loosely confirming the existence of natural phenomena always remind me of "The Atheist Experience."  I marathoned the old episodes over a few weeks a while back, and it seemed like every other episode some excited Christian would call with proof of God, and, when invited to share it, they were just like, "Birds. Trees. The sky. Flowers. Space. Your move."

    I have no idea how those hosts stay sane.
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #107 - February 25, 2014, 01:08 AM

    This just in! Water is wet. More at 11.
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #108 - February 26, 2014, 12:35 AM

    "This just in! Water is wet. More at 11."

     Cheesy

    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #109 - February 26, 2014, 12:37 AM

    This just in! Water is wet. More at 11.


    Tide goes in........

    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #110 - February 26, 2014, 12:49 AM

    Nor to mention that we have apparently been getting it wrong all these years by thinking that milk was produced in the mammary glands, but luckily the quran set us straight by telling us it comes from their 'bellies', .....phew! thanks Allah, you are brilliant.  Kiss thnkyu

    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #111 - February 26, 2014, 05:33 AM

    http://www.miraclesofthequran.com/scientific_64.html

    1. Cows produce milk
    2. Milk is nice

    THE FORMATION OF MILK

    <snip load of bollocks>

    3. Therefore allah exists.

    He could have mentioned that milk is actually a modified form of perspiration, if he wanted to demonstrate that he knew a fucking thing about it.

    And "from between the dung and blood" would imply that milk comes from higher up the digestive tact than dung, but is not directly related to blood. Fail again.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #112 - February 26, 2014, 09:28 PM

    Air is all around us
    You can't see air
    god is all around us
    You can't see god
    Therefore god exists

    I actually saw a christian post that somewhere yesterday.

     Cheesy


    And if you hold a glowing splint to god, the flame ignites.

    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #113 - February 26, 2014, 09:30 PM

    He could have mentioned that milk is actually a modified form of perspiration, if he wanted to demonstrate that he knew a fucking thing about it.

    And "from between the dung and blood" would imply that milk comes from higher up the digestive tact than dung, but is not directly related to blood. Fail again.


    Thanks for the info and not being as lazy as me in looking at this in further detail.

    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #114 - February 26, 2014, 09:33 PM

    I know we have seen this all before but just to show that islam is not the only one with  the idiotic claims. Our friend Bill O'Reilly steps up to the plate:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb3AFMe2OQY

    Never a miscommunication.  Roll Eyes


    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #115 - February 26, 2014, 10:00 PM

    He could have mentioned that milk is actually a modified form of perspiration, if he wanted to demonstrate that he knew a fucking thing about it.

    And "from between the dung and blood" would imply that milk comes from higher up the digestive tact than dung, but is not directly related to blood. Fail again.


    STOP THE PRESS!! QURAN PROVES QURAN WRONG!!!
    IT'S OFFICIAL COWS MILK IS BOLLOCKS, CAMEL MILK IS BRILLIANT!!!

    http://listofbidaas.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/cow-milk-is-poison.html

    A totally unbiased claim by the er....Board of Camel Milk Producers.

    I also hear that the Camel Urine Appreciation Society has published some articles  Wink

    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #116 - February 26, 2014, 10:01 PM

    Whale milk FTW. Makes you grow big and strong. 10 million whales can't be wrong.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #117 - February 24, 2015, 12:12 PM

    I've got the best argument.

    1) God exists therefore God exists therefore God exists  therefore God exists
    2) God exists
    3) God exists therefore God exists therefore God exists (1,2)
    4) God exists
    5) God exists therefore God exists (3,4)
    6) God exists
    7) God exists (5,6)

    One only acquires wisdom when one sets the heart and mind open to new ideas.

    Chat: http://client01.chat.mibbit.com/#ex-muslims
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #118 - February 24, 2015, 12:17 PM

    That's amazing PhysMath.

    Nonetheless, I do see a few problems with premises 1-7.

    The main one, is that you've assumed the conclusion in your premises.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence!
     Reply #119 - February 24, 2015, 12:35 PM

    Quote


    Sure god exist.., god of religions/religious scriptures certainly exists  

    "the fact shit coming out your mouths and shit coming out of your asses is the proof that god exist" ..  

    The moment  shit stops coming out of your asses, the existence of god will disappear from you guys..

    Idiots .....

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
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