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  • Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     OP - May 29, 2011, 04:53 AM

    It's in Urdu. A Maulvi explains Jannat. Disturbing but funny too.  Cheesy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocn1eTDxXkQ
  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #1 - May 29, 2011, 09:46 AM

    It's in Urdu. A Maulvi explains Jannat. Disturbing but funny too.  Cheesy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocn1eTDxXkQ

    Why only blame that STUPID baboon  from Pakistan?? it is same all over the world, These high school drop out pot belly baboons  are the reason  Islam and Muslims get blamed more  than they actually deserve.. Muslims all over the world should pull these criminals out of preaching public and make them clean public toilets


    Syrian born Islamic preacher from  Sand Land  Islamic jenna-Paradise  
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2xrF_HQFjs


    Understand Islam_Another Saudi Idiot  on Jenna : paradise
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe1U_Wa6__A

     Description of paradise in islam_ this from an American convert Agaian a high school drop out..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLAwG3J423c
      
    It is same all over the world.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlP3AThjCU0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCAg6Ia0IFw


    and you also have the cunning characters like this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adOgXODsCxw

    Who will confuse the hell out of Islam and hell out of other religions.   Off course pot belly  Baboons of Pakistan are the best of all to fool 15-20 year olds on   Islamic Paradise., In fact they give one way ticket to hourie paradise  along with a jacket full of explosives to kill some innocent bystanders on the road for their earthly needs. That is a straight path to Jannah .


    NEVER GIVE A CHANCE TO IDIOTS TO FOOL PEOPLE.. cult characters are smarter than normal folk. Internet is the best way to put these idiots and their sayings where they belong...  In Trash...
     

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #2 - May 29, 2011, 10:36 AM


    It's in Urdu. A Maulvi explains Jannat. Disturbing but funny too.  Cheesy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocn1eTDxXkQ


    Whats he saying?

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #3 - May 29, 2011, 10:50 AM

    Whats he saying?



    It's too embarrassing to translate! He confirms beyond any reasonable doubt that Allah meant 72 houries and not raisins! Lmao
    He promises that Allah will bestow amazing staying powers on those who make it to Jannat and everyone will be able to complete the fuckathons easily!

    .....



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
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  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #4 - May 29, 2011, 10:55 AM


    Usual stuff then.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #5 - May 29, 2011, 11:06 AM

    Can you really expect anything new from people who claim everything that's to be known has already been revealed in the Quran?
    It's ironic that there 's no one of the stature of Al Razi or Al ma'ari to call Islam's bluff in the 21st century and that people are still wasting their time studying the Koran.



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #6 - May 29, 2011, 12:34 PM

    Usual stuff then.


    No, far worse.. I only saw few seconds, and I couldn't take it anymore..
    Men will get sexual strength of 100's of men. You would never get bored, as soon as you get bored with one hoor, another one will come. So O O you believers (male only I guess), you should stop thinking about these dirty, filthy women on earth..

    Anyways, translation lost a lot of essence, but you can visualize the most legendary porn story to understand what this guy is saying..

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
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  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #7 - May 29, 2011, 12:35 PM

    Why only blame that STUPID baboon  from Pakistan?? it is same all over the world, These high school drop out pot belly baboons  are the reason  Islam and Muslims get blamed more  than they actually deserve.. Muslims all over the world should pull these criminals out of preaching public and make them clean public toilets


    Syrian born Islamic preacher from  Sand Land  Islamic jenna-Paradise  
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2xrF_HQFjs


    Understand Islam_Another Saudi Idiot  on Jenna : paradise
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe1U_Wa6__A

     Description of paradise in islam_ this from an American convert Agaian a high school drop out..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLAwG3J423c
      
    It is same all over the world.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlP3AThjCU0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCAg6Ia0IFw


    and you also have the cunning characters like this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adOgXODsCxw

    Who will confuse the hell out of Islam and hell out of other religions.   Off course pot belly  Baboons of Pakistan are the best of all to fool 15-20 year olds on   Islamic Paradise., In fact they give one way ticket to hourie paradise  along with a jacket full of explosives to kill some innocent bystanders on the road for their earthly needs. That is a straight path to Jannah .


    NEVER GIVE A CHANCE TO IDIOTS TO FOOL PEOPLE.. cult characters are smarter than normal folk. Internet is the best way to put these idiots and their sayings where they belong...  In Trash...
     

    Yeez! Could you stop with trashing a perfectly great topic with spaming a bunch of youtube videos?

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #8 - May 29, 2011, 12:45 PM

    Yeez! Could you stop with trashing a perfectly great topic with spaming a bunch of youtube videos?

    Hmm Glasses should not be allowed in the forum it should be only contacts., They look like Niqab on your face  muddy.,  I am going to report you to the Moderator OBL

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #9 - May 29, 2011, 02:30 PM

    No, far worse.. I only saw few seconds, and I couldn't take it anymore..
    Men will get sexual strength of 100's of men. You would never get bored, as soon as you get bored with one hoor, another one will come. So O O you believers (male only I guess), you should stop thinking about these dirty, filthy women on earth..

    Anyways, translation lost a lot of essence, but you can visualize the most legendary porn story to understand what this guy is saying..


    Someone needs to do a proper analysis of this pornographic imagining of heaven , allied to this extreme puritanism towards sexuality in real life, that is inculcated in Islam by imams and mullahs like this. It really is schizo, and in its dual male hyper-carnality / hypocritical puritanism, suggestive of something deeply disturbed.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #10 - May 29, 2011, 02:52 PM

    Someone needs to do a proper analysis of this pornographic imagining of heaven , allied to this extreme puritanism towards sexuality in real life, that is inculcated in Islam by imams and mullahs like this. It really is schizo, and in its dual male hyper-carnality / hypocritical puritanism, suggestive of something deeply disturbed.

    well that is well known in Muhammad's Islam..  Let me first get that Heaven in Islam then we can contrast Hell in Islam...  All from Quran & hadith....

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    Quote
    The Creation of Paradise

    Abu Hurairah (radiAllahu anhu) narrated that the Messenger of Allah (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) said:
    "When Allah created Paradise and Hellfire, He sent Gabriel to Paradise, saying, ‘look at it and at what I have prepared therein for its inhabitants.’ So Gabriel went to it and looked at it and at what Allah had prepared therein for its inhabitants. Then Gabriel returned it Allah and said, ‘By Your glory, no one hears of it without entering it.’ So Allah ordered that it be encompassed by forms of hardship, and He said, ‘Return to it and look at what I have prepared therein for its inhabitants! So, Gabriel returned to it and found that it was encompassed by forms of hardship. Then he returned to Allah and said, ‘By Your glory, I fear that no one will enter it, Allah said, ‘Go to Hellfire and look at it and at what I have prepared therein for its inhabitants.’ Gabriel found that it was in layers, one above the other. Then Gabriel returned to Allah and said, ‘By Your glory, no one who hears of it will enter it.’ So Allah ordered that it be encompassed by lusts. Then He said, ‘Return to it and Gabriel returned to it and said, ‘By Your glory, I am frightened that no one will escape from entering it.’
    [at-Tirmidhi, abu Dawud and An-Nasa'i]

    Masruuq (radiAllahu anhu) said: "We asked Abdullah Ibn Mas'ud about this verse: “And do not regard those who have been killed in the cause of Allah as dead, rather, they are alive with their Lord and being provided for."
    [Surah ali' Imran, 3: 169]

    He said, ‘We asked about that and the Prophet (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) said, “Their souls are in the insides of green birds, having lanterns suspended from the Throne, roaming freely in Paradise where they please, then taking shelter in those lanterns. Their Lord cast a glance at them and said, ‘Do you wish for anything?’ They said, ‘What shall we wish for when we roam freely in Paradise where we please?’ And He did that with them three times- when they saw that they would not be spared from being asked again, they said, ‘Oh Lord! We would like for You to put our souls back into our bodies so that we might fight for Your sake once again.’ When Allah saw that they were not in need of anything, they were let be.’
    [Muslim, at-Tirmidhi, an-Naa'i and Ibn Majah]

    Quote
    The Gates of Paradise

    "Gardens of perpetual bliss – they shall enter them as well as the righteous among their fathers, their spouses and their offspring. And angels shall enter upon them from every gate.”
    [Surah al-Rad, 13: 23]

    “This is a reminder. Verily, for the righteous is a beautiful place of final return – garden of eternity, whose doors will always be open to them.”
    [Surah Saad, 38: 49-50]

    “And those who feared their Lord will be led to the Garden in crowds until behold, they arrive there. Its gates will be opened, and its keepers will say, ‘Peace be upon you! Well have you done, so enter it, abiding in it eternally.’”
    [Surah Al Zumar, 39: 73]

    Sahl bin Sa’d (radiAllahu anhu) reported that the Prophet (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) said:
    “Paradise has eight gates, and one of them is called ar-Rayyaan, through which none will enter but those who observe fasting.”
    [Sahih al-Bukhari]

    Abu Hurairah (radiAllahu anhu) narrated that the Prophet (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) said:
    “Whoever spends two things in the way of Allah will be called from the agates of Paradise and will be addressed, ‘O slave of Allah, here is prosperity!’ So whoever was among the people who used to offer their prayers will be called from the gate of the prayer; and whoever was among the people who used to participate in jihad will be called from the gates of jihad; and whoever was among those who used to observe fasts will be called from the gate of ar-Rayyaan; and whoever was among those who used to give in charity will be called from the gate of charity.” Abu Bakr said, ‘Let my parents be sacrificed for you, Oh Allah’s Apostle! No distress or need will befall him who will be called from those gates Will there by anyone who will be called from these gates?” The Prophet (SAW) replied, “Yes. And I hope you will be one of them.”
    [Sahih al-Bukhari]

    Uqba bin Amir (radiAllahu anhu) said: “We were entrusted with the task of tending the camels – On my turn, when I came back in the evening after grazing them in the pastures, I found Allah’s Messenger (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) stand and address the people. I heard these words of his,
    ‘If any Muslim performs ablution well, then stands and prays two rak’ahs, setting about them with his heart as well as his face, Paradise will be guaranteed to him.’ I said, ‘What a fine thing this is!’ A narrator who was before me said, ‘The first was even better than this.’ When I cast a glance, I saw that it was Umar who said, ‘I see that you have just come and observed. If anyone among you performs the ablution, completes the ablution well and says, “I testify that there is no god but Allah and that Muhammad is the servant of Allah and His Messenger,” then the eight gates of Paradise will be opened for him and he may enter by whichever of them he wishes.’”
    [Muslim]

    “The gates of Paradise will be opened on Mondays and on Thursdays, and every servant of Allah who associates noting with Allah will be forgiven, except for the man who has a grudge against his brother. About them it will be said, ‘Delay these two until they are reconciled. Delay these two until they are reconciled. Delay these two until they are reconciled.’”
    [Muslim, Malik and abu Dawud]

    Quote
    Paradise - Never imagined by a Human-being

    “Be foremost (in seeking) forgiveness from your Lord. And a garden of bliss, the width of the heavens and the earth prepared for those who believe in Allah and His messengers - that is the grace of Allah which He bestows on whom He pleases, and Allah is the Lord of abounding grace.”
    [Al Hadid, 57:21]

    Abu Hurairah (radiAllahu anhu) reported that the Messenger of Allah (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) said that Allah (subhanahu wa Ta'ala) said:
    “I have prepared for My righteous servants what no eye has seen and no ear has heard, nor has it occurred to the human heart. Thus, recite if you wish, ‘And no soul knows what joy has been kept hidden for them.”’
    [Sahih al-Bukhari, Muslim, at-Tirmidhi, and ibn Majah, Surah Al Sajdah, 32: 17]

    Sahl bin Sa’d (radiAllahu anhu) narrated Allah’s Apostle (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) said: “A place in Paradise equal to the size of a lash is better than the whole world and whatever is in it.”
    [Sahih al-Bukhari]

    Quote
    The Rivers of Paradise

    “(Here is)A parable of the Garden which the righteous are promised. In it are rivers of water, incorruptible; rivers of milk of which the taste never changes; rivers of wine, delicious to those who drink; and rivers of honey, pure and clear. In it there are for them all kinds of fruits and forgiveness from their Lord. Can those in such bliss be compared to such as shall dwell forever in the Fire? Those whom shall be given boiling water to drink, it will be so hot that it cuts up their bowels to pieces.”
    [Surah Muhammad, 47:15]

    “As for the righteous, they will be in the midst of gardens and rivers, in and assembly of truth, in the presence of a Sovereign Omnipotent.”
    [Surah al-Qamar, 54: 54-55]

    “Verily, Allah will admit those who believe and do righteous deeds to gardens beneath which rivers flow. While those who reject Allah will enjoy (this world) and eat as cattle eat. The Fire will be their abode.”
    [Surah Muhammad, 47: 12]

    Abu Hurairah (radiAllahu anhu) reported that the Prophet (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) said: “The Saihaan, Jaihaan, Euphrates and Nile are all among the rivers of Paradise.”
    [Muslim]

    Quote
    The Fountains of Paradise

    “The righteous will be amid gardens and springs. (They will be greeted), ‘Enter here in peace and security.’ And We shall remove from their hearts any lurking sense of injury. (They will be) brothers facing each other on thrones.”
    [Surah al-Hijr, 15: 45-47]

    “Their thirst will be slaked with pure wine, sealed. The seal will be of musk. For This, let the competitors compete. With it (will be given) a mixture of Tasneem, (highest spring in Paradise), a spring from which those nearest to Allah drink.”
    [Surah al-Mutaffifeen, 83: 25-28]

    “A fountain there, called Salsabeel.”
    [Surah al-Insan, 76: 18]

    “Therein will be a flowing spring.”
    [Surah al-Ghashiyah, 88: 12]

    “In them (each garden) will be two springs, flowing freely.”
    [Surah al-Rahman, 55: 50]

    “As for the righteous, they shall drink from a cup in which is a mixture of kaafoor (cool and refreshing drink), a fountain from which the righteous servants of Allah drink, causing it to burst forth simply by their will.”
    [Surah al-Insan, 76: 5-6]

     

    There is more but that should good start to think about Jannah., How to go to paradise is also easy..  Strap some explosives filled with nuts and bolts and metal sharps  and explode in presence of large group of people some times infidels and some times Muslims whom you consider as infidels

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #11 - May 29, 2011, 08:38 PM

    I must say I laughed a lot at the guy in the initial video. What a tosser.  Cheesy
  • Re: Maulvi saab explains Jannat
     Reply #12 - May 30, 2011, 01:30 PM

    well when the under 20 year old kids who dropped out of school is preached that Jannah out of allah book with verses like
    Quote
    Allaah Says (what means): {The description of Paradise, which the righteous have been promised, wherein are rivers of water the taste and smell of which are not changed, rivers of milk of which the taste never changes, rivers of wine delicious to those who drink, and rivers of purified honey.}[Quran 47:15]. However, the names of rivers and fountains are not mentioned except fountain Salsabeel, Allaah Says (what means): {[From] a fountain within it [i.e. Paradise] named Salsabeel.}[Quran 76:18], and river Al-Kawthar; Allaah Says (what means): {Indeed, We have granted you, [O Muhammad sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allaah exalt his mention )], Al-Kawthar (a river in Paradise).}[Quran 108:1].


    then you will have 15 to 17 year olds saying
    Quote
    Assalamu 'Alaykum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu

    Jannah is bigger than anything imaginable, there is nothing comparable to it in this life, nothing that hollywood or bollywood can ever dream about. ...... that is from an Islamic forum...

    and strapping explosives around their waist  to go straight to Jannah., Islamic intellectuals must understand STUPIDITY OF THESE VERSES and how a impressionable minds get brain washed to believe in nonsense and loose their lives..

     

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
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