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  • Re: What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #30 - June 16, 2010, 11:45 AM
    Quote from: allat on June 16, 2010, 11:39 AM
    I always thought that if I ever did get preggers, I'd force/bribe/cajole my doc to go c-section on me. No way I'm going through this shit in my nether regions... stomach scars I can deal with. Scars can be fun, actually. But I'd rather not make too much of a mess downtown, too much important, fun equipment down there to risk.


    Oh Allat you reminded me of an old joke about creationists.

    One creationist was bragging about how intelligent the human body is and it only could have been designed by an awesome god.

    The person who was listening said: "What kind of a stupid designer who puts the fun fair next to a sewage system?" Cheesy
    ...
  • Re: What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #31 - June 16, 2010, 11:51 AM
    Quote from: Kaffir Latte on June 16, 2010, 06:38 AM
    I was at my sons birth, it is the single most mind-blowing event in my life ever. Once he had crowned ( head out ,body still to come out )  the doctor asked if I wanted to support the head and wait for the last couple of pushes. He didnt have to ask twice. Yes sure, reading the graphic nature of the process above it sounds grusome and gory but becuase it was my own child I was so blissed out by the whole thing none of that registered ,I guess you realise that this is something way  more important than your sensitivy to body matter and yukky pungent fluids. I dont even recall if she shat herself which is a shame becuase it would have been the perfect nugget of information to use during one of the pre-divorce arguements.

    '' I want a divorce, you are a prick'    '''  you can have it , elastic anus '





    Yep totally agree. It's one of my most memorable moments. Also no shitting too. Either I never noticed or it did not happen.

    I had to almost bribe the hospital to let me attend the birth. In my country it is unheard of before. However, I was only successful to attend 2 of my boys births. They refused and said it was un-Islamic for me to be in women's ward. I told them I am here for my wife and baby and to look at other women.... They never understood what I was saying.
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  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #32 - June 16, 2010, 12:09 PM
    It's unheard of here as well, RIBS. I think it's a good thing. I mean, it lead Kaffir Latte to divorce, so you should count yourself happy  grin12
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #33 - June 16, 2010, 12:11 PM
    Quote from: allat on June 16, 2010, 11:39 AM
    I always thought that if I ever did get preggers, I'd force/bribe/cajole my doc to go c-section on me. No way I'm going through this shit in my nether regions... stomach scars I can deal with. Scars can be fun, actually. But I'd rather not make too much of a mess downtown, too much important, fun equipment down there to risk.


    I don't think you will have to bribe or cajole the doc. C-sections are more expensive (and thus profitable) and take less time to perform than a natural birth, so doctors here usually beg women to let them operate.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #34 - June 16, 2010, 12:45 PM
    Quote from: Naerys on June 16, 2010, 12:11 PM
    I don't think you will have to bribe or cajole the doc. C-sections are more expensive (and thus profitable) and take less time to perform than a natural birth, so doctors here usually beg women to let them operate.

    This is true in Arab countries where medical care is a for-profit private business. In most Western countries the doctors decide what's best for you.
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #35 - June 16, 2010, 01:22 PM
    Quote from: Naerys on June 16, 2010, 06:33 AM
    And there's no way on earth I'm letting the father in the birth room.


    Remember how I was joking about knocking you up a while back? Fuck it, I'm not joking now, with an attitude like that I'll be happy to impregnate you.
    fuck you
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #36 - June 16, 2010, 03:18 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on June 16, 2010, 12:45 PM
    This is true in Arab countries where medical care is a for-profit private business. In most Western countries the doctors decide what's best for you.


    Yeah, I came to a similar conclusion a while after posting this :/
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #37 - June 16, 2010, 03:19 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on June 16, 2010, 01:22 PM
    Remember how I was joking about knocking you up a while back? Fuck it, I'm not joking now, with an attitude like that I'll be happy to impregnate you.


      Grin
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #38 - June 16, 2010, 03:22 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on June 16, 2010, 11:45 AM
    Oh Allat you reminded me of an old joke about creationists.

    One creationist was bragging about how intelligent the human body is and it only could have been designed by an awesome god.

    The person who was listening said: "What kind of a stupid designer who puts the fun fair next to a sewage system?" Cheesy


     Cheesy  Exactly! WTF?!
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #39 - June 16, 2010, 04:17 PM


    In Denmark and I expect many other Western countries  you will often be offered an enema when you arrive at the clinique, unless you have had bowel movements immediately before
    arrival.

    The enema, a liquid laxative, stimulates the gut to empty itself. It is sprayed up into the rectum, and bowel movement occurs after 50-20 minutes. Enema is usually given in the expansion phase, ie when the cervix is 3-8 cm open. 

    Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

    Khaled Hosseini - A thousand splendid suns.
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #40 - June 16, 2010, 04:24 PM
    Babies are not for me... unless they are self-cleaning and are delivered by a stork parrot
  • Re: What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #41 - June 16, 2010, 07:16 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on June 16, 2010, 02:38 AM
    Here is a video. That is amazing!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcdWhA0DkaA&feature=youtube_gdata

    Wow!
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  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #42 - June 16, 2010, 10:17 PM
    Quote from: CocoPop on June 16, 2010, 04:24 PM
    Babies are not for me... unless they are self-cleaning and are delivered by a stork parrot


    Ditto.

    Another reason not to have babies.


    She's uh... not cute.
    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #43 - June 17, 2010, 11:10 AM
    That kangaroo birth was amazing.
    <sigh> I would love to adopt a child one day. I lived around kids all my life. have millions of cousins, not to mention being the oldest of 6 children 3 of my siblings are more than 11 years younger than me, so I saw them growing up and remember everything!
    Can't even get a single girlfriend, so fucking hard especially for me. I just wonder if single parent adoption exists. but then people will think i'm some creepy pedo cause I would be single and male. Cry
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #44 - June 17, 2010, 11:20 AM
    Dude! You're what? 17? 18? And you already sound like a 55 year-old spinster! Give yourself some time before dispairing.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: What pregnant women won’t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #45 - June 17, 2010, 11:51 AM
    Quote from: Naerys on June 17, 2010, 11:20 AM
    Dude! You're what? 17? 18? And you already sound like a 55 year-old spinster! Give yourself some time before dispairing.


    + fucking 1
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #46 - June 17, 2010, 12:06 PM
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #47 - June 17, 2010, 12:17 PM
    lol
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #48 - June 17, 2010, 12:21 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #49 - June 17, 2010, 12:29 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #50 - June 17, 2010, 03:51 PM
    Grin
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #51 - June 12, 2011, 10:08 AM
    Oh my god, i don't know if i want have a baby anymore, jesus  mysmilie_977

    Reading that is giving me cramps.
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #52 - June 12, 2011, 10:42 AM
    Thank God I can't have children.  Afro
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 26, 2010, 11:19 AM
    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #53 - June 12, 2011, 10:46 AM
    Quote from: hypocrucifier on June 16, 2010, 06:02 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy At this rate we shall be the last humans on earth! But looking at it from another angle,isn't it making it too easy for Islam to conquer the world?After the last of the infidels have left this world they shall have an open field! But I doubt if they could resist  the temptation of killing for Allah. and there would be big wars fought between the 'TRUE ' followers and the 'PSEUDOS'  finmad.All in all a very depressing scenario! I beseech Mother[N] to do something and make it easy for the infidel females to deliver babies.


    Islam and Catholicism both. Being born Catholic, I know the first month of life, I was thrown into a bath of Holy water. So, we need to work on Islam and Catholicism dying...
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 26, 2010, 11:19 AM
    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #54 - June 12, 2011, 10:57 AM
    Quote from: pierced_beauty on June 12, 2011, 10:42 AM
    Thank God I can't have children.  Afro


    Oh god, that is horrible, i am so sorry PB  Cry
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #55 - June 12, 2011, 11:06 AM
    Hey, it's okay. My mom really couldn't either (I'm the miracle child), so I guess I am following in her footsteps. I hardly get a period even though I'm now on thyroid hormones. In all honesty, even if I wasn't infertile, I'd have a hysterectomy. I hate the idea of bringing kids into the world (even though I am infertile, I'm still planning on a hysterectomy).
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 26, 2010, 11:19 AM
    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #56 - June 12, 2011, 11:09 AM
    Oh gosh wow you're so brave to think like that, i mean motherhood means the world to me, i'd die if i couldn't have babies.  mysmilie_977
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #57 - June 12, 2011, 11:16 AM
    My mom's an alcoholic and it runs in the family... her line is a whole bunch of abusers. I'm actually relieved I can't bring any more of them into the world. :X I do plan to adopt, though.
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 26, 2010, 11:19 AM
    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #58 - June 12, 2011, 11:20 AM
    Ahh i see, that makes sense, and sounds like a well thought out decision. 

    far away hug
  • Re: What pregnant women won?t tell you. Ever.
     Reply #59 - June 12, 2011, 11:21 AM
     far away hug
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 26, 2010, 11:19 AM
    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

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