Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right

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Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
Reply #120 - May 18, 2011, 01:44 AM

The princess is speechless.
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Reply #121 - May 18, 2011, 02:01 AM

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Reply #122 - May 18, 2011, 02:03 AM

my dear Mabby you have once again misread my speechlessness

What am i going to do with you, you old hag?
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Reply #123 - May 18, 2011, 02:10 AM

Quote from: Zaiba on May 18, 2011, 02:03 AM
What am i going to do with you, you old hag?

Suck my toe? If you clean up my crooked nails my young lovely I will pay you whatever the minimum wage is in your neck of the woods.
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Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
Reply #124 - May 18, 2011, 02:11 AM

Have you heard of the term, rhetorical question?
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Reply #125 - May 18, 2011, 02:18 AM

Big word. Blew my hair right back. What does it mean my sweet?

I was bantering recently with this friend of mine and I asked her to suck my toes for which I would pay her handsomely. Now as befitting my geriatric status my toes are a little crooked and callus bitten with huge areas of sharp protrusions. And being no lover of water I usually just dip my head under the shower on the morn, curse out loudly, and jump out before the water reaches my feet.

My shapely young friend was none too pleased. Daft broad. What better honour can a man bestow on a girl than give her an opportunity to clean up his old toes?

On a serious note it made me think: Is it true that everything has a price? How much would make you suck my toes? Is there anything you wouldnt do for a price?

For example would you kill for money? Will you drown your senile gran for say twenty million $$$? Remember she was about to pop off anyway so why not help her on her way?

Could you imagine being tumbled on the bed by a greasy old scoundrel with more hair coming out his nose than on his head for sums of filthy lucre that would make a dead man cry? Serious question this.
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Reply #126 - May 18, 2011, 02:22 AM

Everything has a price, but some things aren't affordable, not with all the money in the world. I'm not sure if sucking your toes is one of them.
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Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
Reply #127 - May 18, 2011, 02:52 AM

While we're on the topic... what price your life, MAB?
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Re: Looking for a potential ex-muslim/ex-christian/ex-theist OR Atheist Mr right
Reply #128 - May 18, 2011, 02:56 AM

Sod
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Reply #129 - May 18, 2011, 02:59 AM

Not if the unpleasantness is so strong that it inhibits any potential happiness thereafter. I'm pretty sure sucking your toes would fall in this category.

And you didn't answer the question.
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Reply #130 - May 18, 2011, 03:02 AM

Oh and take a minute to post your thoughts on this, Monsieur Vengeance http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=15860.0

*Link is of graphic nature...*
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Reply #131 - May 18, 2011, 03:07 AM

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Reply #132 - May 18, 2011, 03:14 AM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on May 18, 2011, 03:07 AM
If I terminated my existence I could not enjoy the fruits of my wager you daft thing.

Must it be so? Why then would you offer a dollar to a nameless and faceless child halfway round the world? I can think of a few reasons to trade my life for, some of them completely selfish.

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And come now Prince, quit being a skirt-clutching epicene. There is no trauma so great that one can't, with the right inducements, surmount it. The death of a loved one is perhaps the greatest emotional scar and all of us run around screaming and pulling out our hair and wondering how we can carry on. But the alarm bell rings in the morning and we swing our feet out of bed and fetch coffee for our domineering boss and tell Sally Sue in the cubicle next door that she looks gorgeous since having her baby with the gap toothed smile.

I will never be able to suck anything again. Not lollipops, not ice cubes, not even a stiff 9-incher, the mental trauma wouldn't allow it. Life would be empty.
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Reply #133 - May 18, 2011, 03:22 AM

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Reply #134 - May 18, 2011, 03:29 AM

Like I said, it doesn't have to be an altruistic thing. If you offered me the Truth - all of it - I may just take you up on that.

And...

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on May 18, 2011, 03:02 AM
take a minute to post your thoughts on this, Monsieur Vengeance http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=15860.0

As to your question, I think there are some very evil acts whose effect on your conscience isn't re-compensable. And I'm not sure there aren't greater traumas than losing loved ones to the reaper.
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Reply #135 - May 18, 2011, 03:36 AM

I wish you had given advanced warning about the graphic nature of that link Prince.

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Reply #136 - May 18, 2011, 03:38 AM

Since when did girls look for guys on the internet???

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
Can't it be, can't it be mine

https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
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Reply #137 - May 18, 2011, 03:40 AM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on May 18, 2011, 03:36 AM
I wish you had given advanced warning about the graphic nature of that link Prince.

I don't think an identical retribution is in order there. That is unacceptable. My remedy would be that men who throw battery acid in the face of women should be hanged by the neck till they ascend into the arms of God. Going further, I would propose that merely throwing acid at someone irregardless of whether it disfigures should be a capital offence. Anything short of that is to privilege the rights of clerical gangsters over the rights of civil society.

I will never understand how you justify the risk of condemning an innocent man to death.
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Reply #138 - May 18, 2011, 04:16 AM

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Reply #139 - May 18, 2011, 04:21 AM

I'm sure you don't need me to point out the benefits of transport, but what is to be gained from hanging a man? Very little, if anything. Certainly not enough to warrant the risk.
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Reply #140 - May 18, 2011, 04:30 AM

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Reply #141 - May 18, 2011, 04:35 AM

I believe I have stated before that I don't have an unconditional stance against killing.
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Reply #142 - May 18, 2011, 05:11 AM

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Reply #143 - May 18, 2011, 05:28 AM

I guess you are, again, hinting at what every amateur philosopher tells us these days... that reason is but desire dressed in rhetoric.
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Reply #144 - May 18, 2011, 05:49 AM

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Reply #145 - May 18, 2011, 03:45 PM

Exuse me, my dear dear Mabby boy and Princey bee, but you are straying from the thread topic: ME

Trust me when i say I'm a great topic to be talked about, revered and awed at, please enjoy me within your limits.
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Reply #146 - May 18, 2011, 03:59 PM

Quote from: Zaiba on May 18, 2011, 03:45 PM
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Pawed at, surely.
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Reply #147 - May 18, 2011, 04:26 PM

^ that too, if you're into that
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Reply #148 - May 18, 2011, 04:28 PM

Zaiba, I've actually enjoyed reading the above interchange between two of the most endearing stallions that we have on this forum. Perhaps the interchange was meant as a subconscious advertisement aimed in your direction, in which case the two gentlemen have not strayed at all from the topic in hand.

MAB often claims at being unfaithfully married, and thus not needing any further complications to add to that. With this, he manages to always stifle any serious lust that a young filly like yourself may aim in his direction. Fair enough, I say, leave him to it...But Prince? Why is he not a serious candidate for your affections? I realise that he has not formally applied, and there is always a chance he is not interested, but to me he seems a very amiable young man, who should be snapped up before some other hot lady digs her claws in? Why did you dismiss him when his name got mentioned earlier in this thread, without any apparent thought or explanation?

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Reply #149 - May 18, 2011, 04:35 PM

Well if i'm honest i didn't really take the time to read through their posts thoroughly, not because i did not think of them worthy but in fact they require a lot of brain power which you very well know i lack of.

Prince is a great lad but Bradistani ehehe i joke, he's great, maybe just too good for me. And well a player too in my opinion, too open with too many girls tut tut, only i shall wear the pants in this relationship
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