Thanks folk!
I love parrots! I hope its African Grey parrots.
If you excuse me now I will get some pork ( was tricked to eat twice and i almost suffocated
) and alcohol (never tried it).
As Omar Khayyam said:
"How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting?
Better go drunk and begging round the taverns.
Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this clay of yours
Will make a cup, bowl, one day a jar.
When once you hear the roses are in bloom,
Then is the time, my love, to pour the wine;
Houris and palaces and Heaven and Hell-
These are but fairy-tales, forget them all."