I think its all metaphorical. Indians are really horny. There's over a billion of them. They obviously shag alot, but like the Islamic world, they are kind of conservative about sexuality and nudity. But because sexuality must find an outlet, in place of the scenes when characters would get down and do mad jungle fucking, they dance around each other and stuff. Its all highly symbolic and stuff.
Actually it sounds quite interesting when you look at it like that.
Why do they start dancing and singing in every film? Do Indians live in a different reality to everyone else? Don't Indians just say, for once, OK, lets have one movie without people singing and dancing in the middle for no reason at all?
Don't get me wrong, I love Indian films like Satyajit Ray, and I even enjoyed watching some mad crazy demented Bollywood films from the 1970's when they used to show them late night on channel 4 when I used to smoke weed. Guys in flares on motorbikes battering a load of bald fellas with moustaches and then women with big thighs and hips and ass wiggling all three. It was mad.
Actually, is that the key to Bollywood, to be stoned? Is India on one gigantic spliff? Those colours and chaos of those movies have to be like some Hindu mythology - nothing makes sense, but its kind of cool in a far-out way.
OK, I get it. Basically Bollywood is like a thousand years worth of episodes of Glee, set in India.
I cant decide if this is JOTM or POTM worthy.
I think that means youre kind of amazing