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 Topic: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #30 - April 09, 2011, 11:19 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alpOkCbt5SU

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #31 - April 09, 2011, 11:22 PM

    Cool dance bro.


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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #32 - April 09, 2011, 11:36 PM

    Don't get me wrong, I love Indian films like Satyajit Ray, and I even enjoyed watching some mad crazy demented Bollywood films from the 1970's when they used to show them late night on channel 4 when I used to smoke weed.


    don't know why, but that made me lol quite hard. awesome stuff billy  Afro

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #33 - April 10, 2011, 12:31 AM

    I think its all metaphorical. Indians are really horny. There's over a billion of them. They obviously shag alot, but like the Islamic world, they are kind of conservative about sexuality and nudity. But because sexuality must find an outlet, in place of the scenes when characters would get down and do mad jungle fucking, they dance around each other and stuff. Its all highly symbolic and stuff.

    Actually it sounds quite interesting when you look at it like that.



    Why do they start dancing and singing in every film? Do Indians live in a different reality to everyone else? Don't Indians just say, for once, OK, lets have one movie without people singing and dancing in the middle for no reason at all?



    Don't get me wrong, I love Indian films like Satyajit Ray, and I even enjoyed watching some mad crazy demented Bollywood films from the 1970's when they used to show them late night on channel 4 when I used to smoke weed. Guys in flares on motorbikes battering a load of bald fellas with moustaches and then women with big thighs and hips and ass wiggling all three. It was mad.

    Actually, is that the key to Bollywood, to be stoned? Is India on one gigantic spliff? Those colours and chaos of those movies have to be like some Hindu mythology - nothing makes sense, but its kind of cool in a far-out way.


    OK, I get it. Basically Bollywood is like a thousand years worth of episodes of Glee, set in India.




    I cant decide if this is JOTM or POTM worthy.

    I think that means youre kind of amazing 001_wub

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #34 - April 10, 2011, 02:18 PM


    Thanks Ephemeral, and yes you are right, I am amazing.

    Won't you agree with me that this lack of narrative coherence due to excessive interjections of song and dance in every movie suggests Indians inhabit an alternate dimension to the rest of earth?


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #35 - April 10, 2011, 02:22 PM

    I don't really watch bollywood films, but I would be pretty disappointed if I watched one and there was no singing/dancing. (And not just for the the hot actresses.) It's entertainment, not a philosophical discourse.
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #36 - April 10, 2011, 02:31 PM


    Yeah I know, I was just being a joking rapscallion.

     

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #37 - April 10, 2011, 02:33 PM

    I know that too Tongue
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #38 - April 10, 2011, 02:34 PM

    Or was I ?

    Only those who know, really know Huh?

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #39 - April 10, 2011, 03:40 PM

    This is one of the few bollywood songs I can stand.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDHke6gJWEg
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #40 - April 21, 2011, 07:01 PM

    Kajra Re

    I listened to this one too much, its getting annoying now .-.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjpfte8p9TU&feature=BFp&list=WL2B24289DA4DC8CE8&index=8

    Lal Dupatta

    This one I discovered today - love it ^.^

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84KN26msYYs&feature=BFa&list=WL2B24289DA4DC8CE8&index=9

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #41 - April 21, 2011, 07:36 PM

    Watching Bollywood is like going back in time to when movies were really shit.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #42 - April 21, 2011, 07:43 PM

    I was never a bollywood fan, and theres only two or three films that ive seen/like, but lately i've been listening to some bollymusic heh, some are quite catchy.

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #43 - April 21, 2011, 08:13 PM

    Some bollywood films are really cheesy and stupid. But others have a really good storyline.


    Here are a few you might like dust:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7PTQMLKlOQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEXvV68b8M8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8G_KiZG6II
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #44 - April 22, 2011, 12:00 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5awZ9sOTA54

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #45 - April 22, 2011, 12:25 AM

    that's a great song shahid

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    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #46 - April 24, 2011, 12:18 AM

    that's a great song shahid

    Indeed.  Here's another mellow Rahat song...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUPRlWc8L20

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #47 - April 24, 2011, 10:45 AM

    Two miscellaneous childhood memories of watching these mean that I must share:

    Kishore Kumar, 'zindagi ka safar':

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAusGMl8QcQ


    Lata Mangeshkar, 'ae dil-e nadan':

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpK2rGflVmw
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #48 - May 09, 2011, 11:45 PM

    OK, I get it. Basically Bollywood is like a thousand years worth of episodes of Glee, set in India.




    hahaha  Cheesy that's well true!
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #49 - May 10, 2011, 12:15 AM

    OK, I get it. Basically Bollywood is like a thousand years worth of episodes of Glee, set in India.

    Except Glee actually sounds good.

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #50 - May 10, 2011, 12:46 AM

    Indian Bollydollwood should pay the Royalties
     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naSWLPfUT20


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eusBf1pAJyI


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNa_TK3jHjY


    They are copying everything from Pakistan ... & Pakistan folk forgot everything what the had and now  songs are different   ..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGT-92f6JPY


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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #51 - May 10, 2011, 01:14 AM

    Closest thing I came to a bollywood movie... if it even counts at all

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRC4QrUwo9o

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    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #52 - May 11, 2011, 02:02 AM

    Indian Bollydollwood should pay the Royalties
     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naSWLPfUT20


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eusBf1pAJyI


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNa_TK3jHjY


    They are copying everything from Pakistan ... & Pakistan folk forgot everything what the had and now  songs are different   ..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGT-92f6JPY



    Yup, indeed they should.. And I think Pakistan should also pay royalties to india for distributing pirated copies of Indian movies and songs in Pakistan..

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #53 - May 11, 2011, 02:04 AM

    Closest thing I came to a bollywood movie... if it even counts at all

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRC4QrUwo9o

    Cool Moe, you listen to bollywood songs? or was it the only one?

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #54 - May 13, 2011, 04:39 PM

    Since this joke is desi and bollywood related, I'll post it here:

    BREAKING NEWS:Bin Laden's body floats to the US. President Obama has a nightmare in which Bin Laden sings "Saat samunder par mein tere, peeche peeche aa gaya"

     grin12

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vqiWgEZZwo
  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #55 - May 13, 2011, 05:51 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2eFmBvGpI

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #56 - May 14, 2011, 11:38 AM

    Cool Moe, you listen to bollywood songs? or was it the only one?

    Only. At most, I would sometimes listen to hindu mantras and hypnotizing sitar!

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #57 - May 14, 2011, 11:59 AM

    Since this joke is desi and bollywood related, I'll post it here:

    BREAKING NEWS:Bin Laden's body floats to the US. President Obama has a nightmare in which Bin Laden sings "Saat samunder par mein tere, peeche peeche aa gaya"

     grin12

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vqiWgEZZwo



    Lmao  Afro



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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #58 - May 14, 2011, 12:08 PM

    Yup, indeed they should.. And I think Pakistan should also pay royalties to india for distributing pirated copies of Indian movies and songs in Pakistan..


    rofl rofl that's the spirit! Instead of accusing each other of plagiarism we should enjoy the music. Music knows no boundaries,no religion, etc etc that divide human beings.It's a great unifying and uplifting force. Let us cherish it!



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  • Re: Post your favourite Bollywood song(s)!
     Reply #59 - May 14, 2011, 12:13 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trKD0fI0Noc



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