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 Topic: The improved smiley request

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  • The improved smiley request
     OP - April 02, 2011, 01:31 AM

    Can we have a Russian turnip smiley?  This is going to be a crucial smiley to use around here, and having discussed it with a supporter of the turnip movement, we are putting in an official request for the best smiley we could ever have.

    How do we get a Russian turnip smiley?  haven't the foggiest, but can't we trim this and make it smaller?



    I've seen a man's head become a smiley that can be used to show the 'perv' in you, but I'm a creator, not a doer.  Wink

    So can we hear it for the Turnip movement?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #1 - April 02, 2011, 01:53 AM

    What does this mean?

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #2 - April 02, 2011, 02:06 AM

    It means to be strong, to be cold, to survive in harsh climates.  Nothing can hurt the Russian turnip.  The turnip is a warrior. 

    A Russian turnip beats where my heart used to be.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #3 - April 02, 2011, 05:58 AM

    Tell it, Comrade Berbs!



    Never forget the teachings of our glorious leader, Sergei Kruglov, who brought us the symbol and strength of the mighty Russian turnip




    fuck you
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #4 - April 02, 2011, 07:07 AM


    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #5 - April 02, 2011, 10:34 AM

    Can we edit out the turnip's smile on that one?  Grin

    The turnip does not smile.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #6 - April 02, 2011, 01:40 PM

  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #7 - April 02, 2011, 01:42 PM



    That's fucking scary looking.

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #8 - April 02, 2011, 01:44 PM

    Of course it is, it's Sylvester Stallone.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #9 - April 02, 2011, 01:47 PM



    It's a swede though.  Grin

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #10 - April 02, 2011, 01:49 PM

    Swedes are turnips too. What are you, bigoted or something?
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #11 - April 02, 2011, 01:51 PM

    Ok how about this.

  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #12 - April 02, 2011, 01:51 PM

    That's like telling someone from Pakistan that they are Indian, or someone from Scotland, that they are British.  Grin

    The turnip is not fucking amused Angry .  

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #13 - April 02, 2011, 01:52 PM

    Ok how about this.

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    That's a fucking parnsip. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #14 - April 02, 2011, 01:53 PM


    The turnip swede is not fucking amused.  


    Yeh see now if you'd just inserted this after that sentence, that post would have been awesomeness.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #15 - April 02, 2011, 01:53 PM

    Mind you, wish I had a granny so I could make her a sunday roast with parsnips that look just like that one.  Grin

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #16 - April 02, 2011, 01:54 PM

    That's a fucking parnsip.  


    OMG, fucking technicalities. It's a vegetable right?  Angry
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #17 - April 02, 2011, 01:54 PM

    Yeh see now if you'd just inserted this after that sentence, that post would have been awesomeness.(Clicky for piccy!)


    Using my line to make that awesomeness yourself is just fail.   Tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #18 - April 02, 2011, 01:55 PM

    OMG, fucking technicalities. It's a vegetable right?  Angry


    That's like saying a cat is a lion. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #19 - April 02, 2011, 01:56 PM

    Ok miss scientist. Let's just say I'm right and leave it at that. I can't be bothered arguing.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #20 - April 02, 2011, 02:00 PM



    (Please don't tell me that's an onion or something.)
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #21 - April 02, 2011, 02:03 PM

     Cheesy
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #22 - April 02, 2011, 02:11 PM

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    (Please don't tell me that's an onion or something.)


    No, it's not an onion, it's a fucking.............................................................turnip.   parrot

    At least you know now. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #23 - April 03, 2011, 10:31 PM

    I'm admin at a smiley maker/generator site, I can get you that turnip made into a smiley Berbs. Is it to put into the forum default smilies?  Smiley

    Edit: We do have a set of turnip smilies already:  winking, smiling, crying etc like this:  that can be imported as a full set if this is what you mean, or the pic you posted can be made into a smiley - do you mean with eyes, a mouth etc., smiling, frowning, crying?   Smiley

    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #24 - April 04, 2011, 12:58 AM

    That is awesome Maya.  Is there an angry turnip, or crying one?  if there is can you post them both on here so we can see which one truely reflects the spirit of the turnip?

     dance  Feel like we are getting somewhere.

    I'm not disheartened by the lack of support yet, the turnip does not cry over such silly things. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #25 - April 04, 2011, 01:01 AM

    No crying turnip. Turnip must be angry or frowny. Russian turnip does not cry.

    fuck you
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #26 - April 04, 2011, 01:05 AM

    You're right.  Sorry, I betrayed the turnip for a split second and he abandoned me.  I felt my heart move in my chest again and became confused.

    The turnip does not cry,
    crying is the mindkiller,
    crying is the little death that brings total obliteration.



    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #27 - April 04, 2011, 01:40 AM

    wtf
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #28 - April 04, 2011, 01:45 AM

    You're right.  Sorry, I betrayed the turnip for a split second and he abandoned me.  I felt my heart move in my chest again and became confused.

    The turnip does not cry,
    crying is the mindkiller,
    crying is the little death that brings total obliteration.



    Speaketh the Berb-head...font of our spiritual knowledge and worldly wisdom. All that heed her words shall find the path to the holy turnip.

    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: The improved smiley request
     Reply #29 - April 04, 2011, 01:46 AM

    The Rev's right.

    fuck you
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