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 Topic: Mothers Day 2011

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  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #30 - March 30, 2011, 09:35 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on March 30, 2011, 08:58 PM
    I will make my mother breakfast Smiley and a card Smiley


    thats very sweet of you - i know if i even attempted to make breakfast it would be a disaster  Cheesy
    Don't argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    "That is surely true, it is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #31 - March 30, 2011, 09:36 PM
    I'll get mine a card and some perfume or something.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #32 - March 30, 2011, 09:37 PM
    Alex, you're a funny guy... I only smile when I know I can't live with someones humour. And because I'm ever so slightly special.
    Hi
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #33 - March 30, 2011, 09:43 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2011, 09:36 PM
    I'll get mine a card and some perfume or something.


    cool - perfume  - so im guessing you're spending quite a lot of money then  o.O
    Don't argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    "That is surely true, it is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #34 - March 30, 2011, 09:45 PM
    Well, I don't know really.  I tend to choose the present and then look at the price, although that means I'll probably be cadging off my mother for the rest of the week, lol.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #35 - March 30, 2011, 09:47 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2011, 09:45 PM
    Well, I don't know really.  I tend to choose the present and then look at the price, although that means I'll probably be cadging off my mother for the rest of the week, lol.


    Grin how OLD are you?
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #36 - March 30, 2011, 09:50 PM
    Too old to be cadging off mum, but she doesn't mind.  You know mothers.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #37 - March 30, 2011, 09:54 PM
    The Prophet Muhammad said, may Allah's peace and blessings be upon him: "Your Heaven lies beneath the feet of your mother"   (Ahmad, Nasai).
    Don't argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    "That is surely true, it is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #38 - March 30, 2011, 09:57 PM
    Quote from: bluecake on March 30, 2011, 09:54 PM
    The Prophet Muhammad said, may Allah's peace and blessings be upon him: "Your Heaven lies beneath the feet of your mother"   (Ahmad, Nasai).


    It's the incest debate all over again.  Oedipus complex how I abhor your religious backing.  Over react
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #39 - March 30, 2011, 10:00 PM
    Quote from: bluecake on March 30, 2011, 09:35 PM
    thats very sweet of you - i know if i even attempted to make breakfast it would be a disaster  Cheesy


    I'll probably  make an omlette or  a  quiche, tea of course, and maybe some parathas for a brown feel to it Tongue

    Not that my mom even says happy birthday to me Tongue she usually just ignores it
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #40 - March 30, 2011, 10:02 PM
    I keep wanting to add something nice, but I'm having an allergic reaction to the scripture.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #41 - March 30, 2011, 10:04 PM
    Is Britain the only place where Mothers Day is celebrated in April, or is it also countries like such as Australia and Africa?
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #42 - March 30, 2011, 10:05 PM
    Everyday my mother makes everyone in the house breakfast, washes and irons everyones clothes, and even re-organises my books in my messed up room (which i use as an excuse to her if i lose something Tongue)....

    Its so easy to be ungrateful. :(
    Don't argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    "That is surely true, it is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #43 - March 30, 2011, 10:06 PM
    Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on March 30, 2011, 10:04 PM
    Is Britain the only place where Mothers Day is celebrated in April, or is it also countries like such as Australia and Africa?


    its at different dates for different countries- e.g. in the united states its in May
    Don't argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    "That is surely true, it is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #44 - March 30, 2011, 10:07 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on March 30, 2011, 10:02 PM
    I keep wanting to add something nice, but I'm having an allergic reaction to the scripture.


    scripture???
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #45 - March 30, 2011, 10:11 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on March 30, 2011, 10:07 PM
    scripture???


    bluecakes tardations
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #46 - March 30, 2011, 10:14 PM
    Quote from: bluecake on March 30, 2011, 09:54 PM
    The Prophet Muhammad said, may Allah's peace and blessings be upon him: "Your Heaven lies beneath the feet of your mother"   (Ahmad, Nasai).


    What if you are genetically engineered?
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #47 - March 30, 2011, 10:15 PM
    bluecake do robots go to heaven? I mean i'm talking self-aware AI.
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #48 - March 30, 2011, 10:15 PM
    14. It was related from Abu Hurayra, may Allah be pleased with him, that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "By the One who has my life in His hand, none of you will believe until he loves me more than his father and his children."

    15. It was related from Anas that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "None of you will believe until he loves me more than his father, his children and all people."

    Source

    Mohammed 001_wub


    I've even see this one floating about:

    Muhammad (saw) says: “None of you will attain true faith until you love me more than your parents, your children and the whole world” (Bukhari, Book of Belief, Hadith 14)
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #49 - March 30, 2011, 10:16 PM
    bluecake how are cyborgs judged in heaven? Do their hands (and other body parts) also speak?

    cpu grassing you out for all the over-heatings that occurred during VR porn.
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #50 - March 30, 2011, 10:19 PM
    okay but this thread isnt about her religion Huh?

    just about mothers day, guys
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #51 - March 30, 2011, 10:21 PM
    Stop ruining our fun.
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #52 - March 30, 2011, 10:22 PM
    Who is getting jewellery/watches for their mother for mother's day? Smiley
    Don't argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    "That is surely true, it is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #53 - March 30, 2011, 10:23 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on March 30, 2011, 10:21 PM
    Stop ruining our fun.


    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #54 - March 30, 2011, 10:25 PM
    I wonder what Hamza Tzortis is getting his mum for Mother's Day whistling2
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #55 - March 30, 2011, 10:50 PM
    Quote from: billy on March 30, 2011, 10:25 PM
    I wonder what Hamza Tzortis is getting his mum for Mother's Day whistling2


    HAAAAA!
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #56 - March 30, 2011, 10:52 PM
    Hey bluecake, what brings a nice girl like to a forum like this?

    Do you come here often?
    Hi
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #57 - March 30, 2011, 10:59 PM
    *sigh Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers on the forum Afro
    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #58 - March 30, 2011, 11:01 PM
    Quote from: musivore on March 30, 2011, 10:52 PM
    Hey bluecake, what brings a nice girl like to a forum like this?

    Do you come here often?


    i dont know about the nice girl but i signed up last week.

    To be honest what really reminded me of Mothers day is watching the Silk episode yesterday - the poor woman's feotus dies  Cry and she breaks down into tears.
    Don't argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    "That is surely true, it is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth."
  • Re: Mothers Day 2011
     Reply #59 - March 30, 2011, 11:50 PM
    Quote from: billy on March 30, 2011, 10:25 PM
    I wonder what Hamza Tzortis is getting his mum for Mother's Day whistling2


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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