Suratul Oral Sex
1. They ask thee concerning the blow job, say “They are a blessing and your lord doth command them.”
2. So follow not the ways of those who say that we have banned them
3. Indeed, your lord has enjoined blow jobs, so fill them with much slobber
4. Thus shall we reward every voluptuous head bobber
5. Oh ye Murtads, when ye perform blowjobs on your partners, allow for deep throat penetration.
6. And there is no harm if ye decided to use a little extra lubrication.
7. So use your tongues, and stroke the staffs, and play with balls beneath
8. And curl thy lips as ye go down, and beware of too much teeth
9. Verily, those who receive blow jobs in this life shall be rewarded with great orgasms
10. So spit out not their cum and persevere through all the spasms
11. And the apostates say “Praises be to the SWT for oral sex and the pleasure it doth bring us!”
12. Yea, thus does your lord also enjoin upon thee cunnilingus
13. Verily, those who refuse to go down on women have no idea what they are missing.
14. So start ye slow between her thighs, then kiss her mound with precious kissing
15. And when ye sense that she is moved by thee, and she begins to move her hips
16. Move thee faster and use thy tongue and rub her clit between your lips
17. And there is no harm upon thee if ye caress the nipples on her tits
18. Verily, those who refuse to go down on their woman they really do not respect her
19. For blessed is her sweet fragrance and the taste of her sealed nectar
20. So enjoy oral sex, oh Murtads, for your lord doth make it lawful
21. And do not stop before ye climax, because that’s just bloody awful
Oh prophet Happy Murtad !
Can you tell us what condom brands and condom flavors to use during oral sex.
I'd like to add it to the sahih TDR.
It will be of great benefit to the true believers who wish to stay upon the sunnah