Nevermind, I'm just going to change my password to a random string of letters so that I won't be able to log back on. You can ban my account or delete it if you wish.
EDIT: I just found out there's an account deletion function. Does that work?
Well it notifies admins of the request. We don't usually follow through on it though.
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.