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 Topic: Where can I buy condoms?

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  • Where can I buy condoms?
     OP - February 02, 2011, 04:07 PM

    Can someone give me store names that I can buy condoms in Karachi, in North Nazimabad or Clifton/Defense?

    <mchawking>: there's a 9 inch one coming out next month and I wish I had money
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #1 - February 02, 2011, 04:35 PM



    Hand cream and tissues are available nation-wide.

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #2 - February 02, 2011, 05:09 PM

    ^  Cheesy

    Just go to any medical store and ask them dude. Might want to practice a few times first though Tongue
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #3 - February 02, 2011, 05:40 PM

    Don't forget a marriage certificate. Just get hold of somebody's marriage certificate and copy it. Pakistani documents are very easy to forge. As a translator from Urdu to English, I have come across many documents, the forms were all handwritten. It was very obvious because they all looked different although the questions were standard.

    वासुदैव कुटुम्बकम्
    Entire World is One Family
    سارا سنسار ايک پريوار ہے
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #4 - February 02, 2011, 07:51 PM

    this sounds like a very lucrative business plan.. how much are you willing to pay ..plus shipping and handling of course ? grin12 grin12
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #5 - February 03, 2011, 01:48 AM

    LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! somebody is going to score Im proud !!

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #6 - February 03, 2011, 06:11 AM

    This thread smells of virgin.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #7 - February 03, 2011, 03:44 PM

    lmao.. i love reading Ishina's posts..
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #8 - February 03, 2011, 06:56 PM

    The case of the excited virgin. Now this is something that needs real empathy.



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #9 - February 06, 2011, 02:35 AM

    Can someone give me store names that I can buy condoms in Karachi, in North Nazimabad or Clifton/Defense?



    Planning to marry are ya?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Wb6j2Ihps

     Cheesy
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #10 - February 06, 2011, 02:56 AM

    felzana keranan shobana helana wtf ana

    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #11 - February 06, 2011, 01:55 PM

    eBay
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #12 - February 06, 2011, 10:00 PM

    wow, its available only for Rs 10. I hope it has atleast 10 condoms.

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    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #13 - February 06, 2011, 10:06 PM

    You might even find them cheaper second-hand.

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #14 - February 06, 2011, 10:13 PM

    Are you serious?

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    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
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  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #15 - February 06, 2011, 10:16 PM

    Do you see me smileying?

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #16 - February 06, 2011, 11:20 PM

    By the way I can't imagine how can a person use condom in a committed relationship for full three years.

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    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #17 - February 13, 2011, 02:20 PM

    Well, even in a committed relationship your spouse or life partner can cheat on you without your knowledge and bring an STD into your relationship. Unless you are absolutely 100% sure that your spouse or life partner is honest with you, I would suggest using a condom.

    The most merciful Allah, who is more merciful than your own mortal mother, is capable of punishing you for eternity for a finite sin committed in a finite lifetime with finite knowledge, while your mother nor any living creature that is NOT a sadistic mother fucker would never commit such an act.
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #18 - February 13, 2011, 02:36 PM

    Yeah! better safe than sorry! Even 'love' has become synthetic and fickle  these days so it makes sense! Afro



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #19 - February 13, 2011, 04:38 PM

    Hey Pharaoh, random thought, you strongly resemble a friend of mine.

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #20 - February 13, 2011, 08:41 PM

    What is his/her name? Also, much love to you my friend.

    <mchawking>: there's a 9 inch one coming out next month and I wish I had money
  • Where can I buy condoms?
     Reply #21 - September 17, 2014, 07:14 PM

     Cheesy

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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