Have you never taken a peek between the covers of the book for which you got your nine inch member lopped off and your sex life forever ruined? What a strange mammal. By what do you mean the Quran has no drums? It's a book you rotten catamite. Not a stupid musical instrument. Why would you a find a drum inside a book? Fess up: You are a Zionist-Feminist-Secularist-Homosexualist-Crusader in the pay of Mossad to lie about the deen.
And oh, thanks for the religious incantations. Fascinating
The peak i took in the book made me realize that I don't even wanna pretend to be a Muslim (muslim by "tradition").... Anyway I was saying that the recitation of Quran as done by the sheiks posted here have no emotional effect for me since drums are missing... Sufis/shias use instruments in their extatic chantings, which makes it a lot cooler and much more interesting for my ears

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love and kisses
p.s. my sex life is alright, a little bit of skin sacrificed for Allah did not do any real harm, except the trauma as a kid

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Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!