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  • A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     OP - January 01, 2011, 01:40 PM
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  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #1 - January 01, 2011, 01:44 PM
    You're such an attention whore, you. dance
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #2 - January 01, 2011, 01:50 PM
    welcome back mab  Smiley

    on a sidenote, it's interesting that you conclude that the shorter the better when it comes to words considering how many words it took for you to say it  grin12
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #3 - January 01, 2011, 02:55 PM

    Happy New Year, Mount a Bison.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on April 30, 2011, 11:33 PM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #4 - January 01, 2011, 03:05 PM
    MAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    *orgasm*
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #5 - January 01, 2011, 03:33 PM
    Can anyone summarize in English what he just wrote?
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  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #6 - January 01, 2011, 03:46 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 01, 2011, 01:40 PM
    In sum, my plea is for a war against the enstupidated. Curse the day a fine word like moron was moronically vituperated.

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #7 - January 01, 2011, 03:55 PM
    Lmao Welcome back ! MAB

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    Going further, I challenge any woman, not a fat mobile tent, to question the immortal truth about the miniskirt.

    Steady now Bison one might say, do words not alter their meaning as day chases day with the frequency that a woman of ill-fame changes her stained knickers? Do they not as language evolves have to undergo reconstructive surgery to stay au courant with the trends of the time? Bosh! Who sold you that humbug? Give me his number so I can mount him like a bison. Words may take on new shades of meaning to be sure, words may come in and out of vogue, but they never- except to the vulgar minded - shed their clothes entirely (except to make sweet love, but not, gentle reader, in the Julian Assange style).


    Colourful days are here again!  dance dance


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
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  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #8 - January 01, 2011, 04:00 PM
    Welcome back, Mount A Bison.  dance

    In which issues in particular do you think we are too platitudinarian?

    And why are you obsessed with the word 'moron'?
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #9 - January 01, 2011, 04:24 PM
    Hey hey hey, look who's back! I missed you, Mr Bison! Happy New Year!  dance  Cheesy
    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #10 - January 02, 2011, 10:50 AM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on January 01, 2011, 03:05 PM
    MAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    *orgasm*

    Greetings my lovely, if the next time you ring my home the wife answers, put on a gruff voice and say you're the delivery boy. You had me almost evicted on Xmas day.
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #11 - January 02, 2011, 10:52 AM
    Quote from: hypocrucifier on January 01, 2011, 03:55 PM
    Lmao Welcome back ! MAB

    Colourful days are here again!  dance dance

    I've had feverish visions of you Hypo in the deep dark 3am of the night. It's not been altogether a dry affair. Quit invading my dreams or I will take out an injunction against you.
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #12 - January 02, 2011, 10:53 AM
    Quote from: muddy on January 01, 2011, 03:33 PM
    Can anyone summarize in English what he just wrote?

    What I be tryna' say is that niggas better clean up their act or I will bust a cap. That's all. Why say you?
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #13 - January 02, 2011, 10:55 AM
    Quote from: billy on January 01, 2011, 02:55 PM
    Happy New Year, Mount a Bison.


    In thinking of you Billy, my nipples harden. Would you care to know what else hardens my sweet? Come closer, that I may whisper it in your ear.
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #14 - January 02, 2011, 10:59 AM
    Quote from: Laika on January 01, 2011, 04:24 PM
    Hey hey hey, look who's back! I missed you, Mr Bison! Happy New Year!  dance  Cheesy

    Hey sugarplum. Don't believe we've met. Are you male or female? No scratch that, in matters of the Flesh I never discriminate.
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #15 - January 02, 2011, 11:00 AM
    Quote from: z10 on January 01, 2011, 01:50 PM
    welcome back mab  Smiley

    on a sidenote, it's interesting that you conclude that the shorter the better when it comes to words considering how many words it took for you to say it  grin12

    Is that how you greet an old lover? For shame, Z, for shame. Can I slip you the tongue?

    I never said what you claim. So why the shameless lies baby?
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #16 - January 02, 2011, 11:10 AM
    Quote from: muddy on January 01, 2011, 03:33 PM
    Can anyone summarize in English what he just wrote?


    Basically he said Spurs are better than Arsenal. And Abu Yunus' butt smells and he smells his own butt.
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #17 - January 02, 2011, 11:10 AM
    Good to see you back MAB  Afro
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #18 - January 02, 2011, 11:11 AM
    ..
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #19 - January 02, 2011, 11:15 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 02, 2011, 10:55 AM
    In thinking of you Billy, my nipples harden. Would you care to know what else hardens my sweet? Come closer, that I may whisper it in your ear.


    I arouse these passions in women, men, and bison.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on April 30, 2011, 11:33 PM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #20 - January 02, 2011, 11:18 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on January 02, 2011, 11:10 AM
    Basically he said Spurs are better than Arsenal. And Abu Yunus' butt smells and he smells his own butt.

    Speak not evil of Abu. He is my passionate gay lover. I won't ask you again.
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #21 - January 02, 2011, 11:21 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 01, 2011, 01:40 PM
    Stray question for Hassan: At the stroke of midnight last evening when the pyrotechnics whooshed skywards to herald the annual rebirth and amid the loud hosannas I discreetly cupped myself, touched myself, yanked myself, can you guess which hairy stud I thought of?


    This guy?

  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #22 - January 02, 2011, 11:22 AM
     Bison  quotes David  
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    It is an absurdity to believe that the Deity has human passions, and one of the lowest of human passions, a restless appetite for applause.

    David Hume

    Without human Passion without human deity neither you nor David Hume  could have walked on this planet ., You guys in CEMB  should never  believe in the words that come out of bisons and david humes. Believing in them is   a direct ticket to the house impotency. So beware of these rantings..  

    well I got rethink on those words human Passion without human deity., Human Passion is all right., But when it comes to Human deity being hetero ., I only prefer Female deities.,  

    So Come to real life you folks in CEMB Must believe in 5 "e" with Core values

    Quote
    5 "e"s

    Evangelize – your religious  God’s Word and bring people to your religion.

    Edify – Demonstrate your  love for money through mutual ministries.

    Equip – Your followers how to preach your religious mambo-jumbo

    Empower – Send them on your mission in the world.

    Exalt – Glorify yourself, your religion and your god  through forcing the worship.

     
    Core Values

    Sacrificial love for yourself in the name of love of God

    Evangelism and Equipping


    Reliance on the Holy Spirit, god/satan, past alleged messengers  and Prayer


    Volunteer to become  leader by inciting the foolish crowd

    Authority over Scriptures, Leaders
 and make  that you are  you are the  leader

    Nurture family relationships –  the more wives the better

    Triumphalize your beliefs and Trivialize others

    Small group discipleship


    Now it doesn't matter what religion  guys belong the above stuff is universal to be a successful leader..
     
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #23 - January 02, 2011, 11:26 AM
    .
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #24 - January 02, 2011, 11:30 AM
    Welcome back MAB and a Happy New Year to you.  May you excel in everything you do.  dance dance dance
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #25 - January 02, 2011, 11:34 AM
    @Yez

    I'm heartened to observe that the onward march of time has not reformed your writing style one jot. It is magnificently, grandiloquently, majestically unreadable as ever. Classic.

    Is it your contention that David Hume is dementingly hot?
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #26 - January 02, 2011, 11:40 AM
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  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #27 - January 02, 2011, 11:45 AM
    Oh I was thinking more in the next life, I haven't yet had the pleasure of.   grin12  Those bruises and scars must be all in the mind.  whistling2
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #28 - January 02, 2011, 11:46 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 02, 2011, 11:34 AM
    @Yez

    .... jot ...

    Is it your contention that David Hume is dementingly hot?

    Well I LOVE CLOWNS, when I was a kid, I used to go to circus to watch clowns instead of  rest of the stuff..  Indeed it is an honor to live life as 'JOT" dear Bison..  what is in life without a laugh??

    But I tell you this., any guy who writes a book like this

    Must be fumigated..

    Thanks to heavens Church didn't had power to do that.. Book survives and David lives for ever ..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: A Modest Proposal To Hang Platitudes
     Reply #29 - January 02, 2011, 11:53 AM
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