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 Topic: How to miss Eid Prayer?

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  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #30 - November 10, 2010, 07:42 PM

     Cheesy Man what would I do with Islame and Muddy. Like Harry and Larry.  cool2

    Not really though. Probably the Mosque people, would storm in, and shout a massive
    "ASTAGFIRULLAH!" and then probably scream another "**** *****" in their own language.

    Go on Islame, I double dare you! Muddy I double dare you as well  yes
  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #31 - November 11, 2010, 06:31 PM

    Imagine the fun you could have with something like that - like an mp3 in the mosque toilet playing the sound of an orgasm or people having sex on loop - even better if we could film the reaction on youtube, it would be priceless.

    All you need to do is hide a phone (which has a looping orgasm ring-tone) near were the imam prays when the room is empty and then wait until its packed out and then ring it.  I might try that If I get bored enough.
  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #32 - November 11, 2010, 06:40 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy

    That is the most evil idea.. We need to use a disposable prepaid phone for it..

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  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #33 - November 11, 2010, 06:42 PM

    Imagine if the microphone they use when praying picked it up lmao it would be amplified all around the mosque and probably also to people listening on radios.
  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #34 - November 11, 2010, 06:46 PM

    Well, if this gets to the news media, FBI would be able to trace it back to us.

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  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #35 - November 11, 2010, 06:55 PM

    Lol, tottaly off topic hey?  Wink
  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #36 - November 11, 2010, 06:56 PM

    Go, it's an excuse to post us your experience later on that day here Wink

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  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #37 - November 11, 2010, 07:07 PM

    Lol, tottaly off topic hey?  Wink

    you already got more then enough idea's.. Didn't you?  grin12

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  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #38 - November 11, 2010, 07:23 PM

    I would suggest you to tell your parent that you're on your period, but you're a boy,
    so this is what I have in mind:
    -Licked by neighbor's dog
    -Eat as much brooklax (chocolate laxative) as you can
    -Wake up late and tell your dad you just had a wet dream (it's out of your control)
    -Tell your parent there's important test at school, but don't go to school, hide somewhere instead
    -Pretend you see someone you know before you enter the mosque, ask your dad's permission to greet him, and go somewhere else
  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #39 - November 11, 2010, 07:51 PM

    ^ There is a customary morning shower ritual before Eid prayer.. So your advices wont work..

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  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #40 - November 11, 2010, 08:03 PM

    ^ There is a customary morning shower ritual before Eid prayer.. So your advices wont work..


    That's why I add waking up late, duh
  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #41 - November 12, 2010, 05:16 PM

    Lol guys, thanks for the helpful advice. You did help me a lot  Smiley

    The one am going with is to go sleep very late, and to wake up hopefully very late. I just hope my mother doesn't stone me whilst in bed.

    Thanks.
  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #42 - November 18, 2010, 01:50 AM

    lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzU4iyjoVWQ&feature=player_embedded#at=96

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  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #43 - November 18, 2010, 04:29 PM

     Cheesy I thought that was a girl first...

    Eid was so rubbish and stupid.
  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #44 - November 18, 2010, 07:16 PM

    ^^ I'm still not sure..
  • How to miss Islam??
     Reply #45 - November 21, 2010, 12:07 AM

    How to miss Eid Prayer?  How about How to miss Islam??


    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #46 - November 21, 2010, 12:31 AM

    Why did you had to corrupt the picture of most beautiful piece of nature? (Niagara Falls that is..  grin12)

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  • Re: How to miss Eid Prayer?
     Reply #47 - November 21, 2010, 12:37 AM

    Astaghfirullah. sheikh

    The Kaaba is one of the seven wonders of the Muslim world.

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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