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  • My first pork
     OP - November 05, 2010, 01:13 PM
    I was invited for a lunch at a Polish restaurant. I quickly checked the menu and ordered City Chicken. But later found out it is fake chicken, city chicken is made to look like chicken but it has chunks of veil or pork. I ate half, and left the rest. But if it is pork, it is not different then any other meat.
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #1 - November 05, 2010, 01:28 PM
    Congrats muddy! party!

    Now that you have ingested pork, you must try it in all its incarnations. Ham, ribs, bacon, sausage... the list goes on!
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #2 - November 05, 2010, 01:29 PM
    Now that I think about it, isn't there a thread somewhere that lists all the types of pork?
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #3 - November 05, 2010, 01:30 PM
    Bacon is where its at.
  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #4 - November 05, 2010, 01:46 PM
    I had bacon for the first time a month ago.

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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #5 - November 05, 2010, 02:12 PM
    I had my first pork as bacon with mashed potatoes topped with sour cream when I was 10 or something years old. It tasted "so good" as well, my tastebuds climaxed. I feel turned on just thinking about it. That's one memory that has never faded.
  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #6 - November 05, 2010, 02:13 PM
    lol, in case you guys didn't notice, I left half of the plate.. Cheesy

    I am still way too far to try bacon, ribs, ham, sausage etc..

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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #7 - November 05, 2010, 02:23 PM
    It took me over a year of being a full blown apostate to pluck up the courage to eat bacon. I drunk alcohol as a Muslim but eating bacon as a non-Muslim was way more difficult.
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #8 - November 05, 2010, 02:39 PM
    haha i agree. its just got this "dirty" label on it. i remeber the first time i had it i chewed slowly as if something unexpected would happen.  Cheesy

    mcdonalds has brought back the McRib. i shall be hitting the drive through privately soon !!
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #9 - November 05, 2010, 03:40 PM
    the first time I had pork was with 12 when i was away for summer in Albania... I can still remember the taste of the ribs Cheesy(no sauce, just salt).... yummyyy... Bacon with 16-17 in USA.... and then from 19 and onwards everything...
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #10 - November 05, 2010, 03:52 PM
    I've been atheist for nearly 5 years and i still haven't had any pork.
  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #11 - November 05, 2010, 04:07 PM
    OK bardi and damian. A fight to death, whoever gets to keep that CK avatar. You can't both have it, it's depressing and confusing.
  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #12 - November 05, 2010, 04:58 PM
    My first pork?  Cheesy

    Anybody else find the double-entendre funny?
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #13 - November 05, 2010, 06:13 PM
    Hmmm a rack of spare-ribs with barbecue sauce, you don't know what you're missing.  grin12
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #14 - November 05, 2010, 06:27 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on November 05, 2010, 04:07 PM
    OK bardi and damian. A fight to death, whoever gets to keep that CK avatar. You can't both have it, it's depressing and confusing.


    1. ^^This

    2. Why is it so difficult for us apostates to break the pork-barrier? What are we afraid of?

    I think it relates to the way that Islamic scholars talk talk about pigs eating their own filth, being generally the dirtiest scroundrels in the animal kingdom. I guess if they said alchohol had shit in it we wouldn't be so quick so drink that.

    End of the day, no meat is 100% "clean" that's why we cook it.
  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #15 - November 05, 2010, 06:29 PM
    Its not  just meat.  All vegetables eat shit too, and yet none of them are haram, afaik.
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #16 - November 05, 2010, 06:32 PM

    When I saw this post title in the side bar I thought it was about a new female apostate losing her virginity.

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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #17 - November 05, 2010, 06:35 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #18 - November 05, 2010, 07:08 PM
    Quote from: Rev. Winton Dupree on November 05, 2010, 04:58 PM
    My first pork?  Cheesy

    Anybody else find the double-entendre funny?


    No.

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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #19 - November 05, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Quote from: Rev. Winton Dupree on November 05, 2010, 04:58 PM
    My first pork?  Cheesy

    Anybody else find the double-entendre funny?

    Yeah that was my first thought too.  grin12
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #20 - November 05, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 05, 2010, 06:29 PM
    Its not  just meat.  All vegetables eat shit too, and yet none of them are haram, afaik.

    Good point.. I will use it to convince myself.
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #21 - November 05, 2010, 07:26 PM
    There are few things in life more enjoyable than gnawing on a plate full of marinated and barbecued ribs in front of a table of vegetarians. Man I love doing that. Adds extra flavour and goodness. bunny
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #22 - November 05, 2010, 09:17 PM
    Quote from: muddy on November 05, 2010, 01:13 PM
    I was invited for a lunch at a Polish restaurant. I quickly checked the menu and ordered City Chicken. But later found out it is fake chicken, city chicken is made to look like chicken but it has chunks of veil or pork. I ate half, and left the rest. But if it is pork, it is not different then any other meat.


    Awesome!! You should have tried pierogi with bacon and onion grin12
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #23 - November 06, 2010, 12:20 AM
    eating a ham and jalapeño pizza right now.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #24 - November 06, 2010, 12:21 AM
    Mmm. That sounds good.
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #25 - November 06, 2010, 05:46 AM
    Bacon & honey sandwich
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #26 - November 06, 2010, 06:13 AM
    Quote from: muddy on November 05, 2010, 02:13 PM
    lol, in case you guys didn't notice, I left half of the plate.. Cheesy

    I am still way too far to try bacon, ribs, ham, sausage etc..

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    Huh?? Huh? How are you still afraid of pork, after you completely left your religion?
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #27 - November 06, 2010, 06:22 AM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on November 06, 2010, 06:13 AM
    Huh?? Huh? How are you still afraid of pork, after you completely left your religion?

    Islam creates of phobia of pigs, as dirty filthy animals that eat their own faeces.  You leave Islam.   The phobia still exists.   Simplez.
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  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #28 - November 06, 2010, 06:31 AM
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    Do you sweat like a pig? Chances are you don’t, especially if you can wring out your shirt at the end of a hot day. Contrary to popular belief, pigs are unable to sweat; instead, they wallow in mud to cool down. Their mucky appearance gives pigs an undeserved reputation for slovenliness. In fact, pigs are some of the cleanest animals around, refusing to excrete anywhere near their living or eating areas when given a choice.

    Pigs are misunderstood in many ways. Many people think of them as portly and stupid, but the NATURE program The Joy of Pigs shows us how intelligent pigs really are. (They are naturally lean, too, unless they are overfed by humans.) Pigs are smarter than any other domestic animal. Their ability to solve problems, like the pig I.Q. test on The Joy of Pigs, is well-documented, and they are considered by animal experts to be more trainable than dogs or cats.




    http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/the-joy-of-pigs/smart-clean-and-lean/2126/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-XUSFiuuQ
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: My first pork
     Reply #29 - November 06, 2010, 08:27 PM
    Quote from: Luthiel on November 06, 2010, 12:21 AM
    Mmm. That sounds good.


    +1

    it does, I should try that some time.
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